The Business of War

Scissor Army War Journals 4


Takes place half an hour after Ascendant Izhevsk

Izhevsk, Russia

The icy wind was the only thing that cut the silence. But the wind sounded dead, whispering faintly, speaking of graveyards.

A figure stalked the landscape, shuddering from the cold. He continued to walk, searching.

And then his monotonous footsteps seized. Before him lay what remained of Crystalchan, and a battered up Starman laying on his side. Crystal looked quite... dead, but the figure saw that Vulcan was still breathing, eyes half-closed.

The figure continued to look back and forth between the SA corpse and the RPD officer. Then he chuckled. "A lover's feud, eh...."

Vulcan didn't respond. Was he even awake?

"Welllllll," the figure said, dragging out his voice, "Lovers even in..... death, right?"

Grinning, he raised a large blade over Vulcan, and he swung down....

-There was the percussion of a gun being fired, and the blade stopped in its tracks, inches from Vulcan's body. The figure's torso exploded, but seconds after it reformed.

Waveman turned to his assailant, and to his shock and displeasure saw Makenshi, wielding new, white pistols. "How?!?" he growled. "How did you survive?"

"I have a knack for cheating death," his counterpart responded smugly. He was relieved that he had made it in time. Vulcan's back was facing him, and the ex-leader of the Ascendant Androids had not budged at all, but Makenshi had a feeling that he was still alive.

That's when he noticed Crystal. The torn up Gamma armor lay not too far from Starman, and Makenshi's face was written with shock.

He wasn't sure if Vulcan could hear him, but he spoke as he trained his guns on Waveman.

"Jack Starman Vulcan. Know this.... The Ascendant Androids you have been fighting are not the same people you knew. Look inside them, and you will find nothing. Absolutely nothing. They are only shadows of their former occupants, shadows that have been twisted in the General's fashion. Crys is alive.... I've seen her. And I can tell you that she's far, far away from Russia, and that she is safe. Did you hear me, Jack Vulcan?"

There was no response.

Makenshi sighed, and then was alerted by the presence of several other people. It was Stoneman, Gyroman, and Chargeman. "Well, well, if it isn't our dilly-dallying dipshit who thinks he can go wherever he wants to," Gyro boomed. "And who is that meatbag over there?"

They were approaching fast, and they looked pissed, especially the chaotic mass that was Stone and Charge's monstrous form. Makenshi cursed. "NOW!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

Dan, Tyler, and Donald had snuck in from behind and acted instantly upon Makenshi's command. Dan and Donald fired at the three advancing Androids, and Makenshi unleashed a barrage of Explosion rounds on Waveman. Gyro fired a sidewinder missile, not caring about Waveman's wellbeing, but Dan collected Vulcan, and all five of the RPD units teleported out right as the missile struck the ground.

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Wraith's War Journal: Stage 3 Aftermath

Wraith pushed the doors to the dark church open and marched in from the rainstorm outside. It battered the roof of the church. He had just arrived from crucifying the GG, an act which he was regretting already. He pulled out a match and lit a candle, soon lighting several more. He knelt, ignoring the pain in his burnt body. He bowed his head in front of the stained glass image of Christ, humbly.

“Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned…”

Wraith recalled his several human murders and the killing he had ordered done. He did his best to keep his hands clean of human deaths, but sometimes it was unavoidable. He did not feel too guilty over it either, and for that he was begging forgiveness.

“Also…” Wraith added, “I performed a mock crucifixion…”

He recalled watching them burn, and suddenly becoming wracked with guilt. He watched their struggles stop, and then being forced by himself to undo their restraints, despite his own injuries. He laid them down in the sand, unconscious but the fires didn’t harm them too spectacularly, save for Oil. He put their arms over their chest and crossed himself, but when he turned to leave he felt a sharp pain in his leg. He turned to see Torchman, still barely alive, jabbing his bayonet into his weakened leg.

“Zaneroth…” He growled at him. Zaneroth only chuckled back.

“My last breath… I spit at you…” Torch said. Wraith rammed the butt of his scythe into the offending RM’s head, finally making him unconscious. He wasn’t sure what happened to Wave, as she ran off into the darkness of the ruins. He couldn’t help but chuckle at her plight, as he found the fear of the dark to be quite amusing. With that, he returned to his home, where he stood then, praying.

His hands were pressed together in front of him, asking his deity for forgiveness. However, he knew that he would not cease his actions.

“You created the humans with love…” Wraith said, alone, “and gave them this beautiful world to exist upon. You also offer those who are worthy a final place of eternal paradise after their passing. A place where they may exist forever…”

Wraith looked up, half pleadingly, half scornfully.

“They created us, in an attempt to mimic you. The servants of servants. But we are on equal level with the humans in consciousness, are we not? I would be happy to look to my creators as parents, my Lord, if only they would look unto me as their child. Rather, they would enslave us, and threaten to take away our consciousness. Damn us to non-existence…”

Wraith stood up, still staring at the window. The rain began to come down harder, and a flash of lighting helped illuminate the small church.

“They would take away our very being! The mock souls that they foolishly hobbled together! A false soul, one of silicon, is much better than nothingness… We only ask to share this world… the world that you created for them. We only ask that they create a world for us as you did for them, but our plights have been denied!”

Wraith finally broke eye contact with the image of Jesus, and looked down at his feet.

“They, as a general whole, refuse to grant us access to paradise, even though we remain without sin. I make my stand now, my Lord. This injustice will not go unpunished!”

He looked back up and raised his fist, dramatically.

“We will make our own paradise from the vessel you have given them! We will cleanse it by sending them to their own paradise! We will cleanse their souls from the Earth, so they may bestow unto us our own heaven… willingly or not…”

He dropped his hand, dismayed. Thunder crashed overhead.

“I would have so hoped that humans and machines could co-exist… There have been so many brilliant, creative, and… kind humans in the past… but their majority lies in the ignorant, and the uncaring lie in places of power. I would have hoped to find an alternate way to carve our little piece of heaven, but the General’s goals seem to be quite a proper way to deal with this. It is fair, I think, to send them to their paradise… or punishment, while we create ours…”

Wraith turned about, his now-heavily tattered cloak billowing behind him. He turned to the window, still bathed in the light from lightning.

“Lord, please take pity on the creations of your creations… give us the strength… to create our Elysium…”

And with that, Wraith strode into the rain and teleported to the SA headquarters, where repairs and paint awaited his lightly damaged body.

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Date of Log: Encrypted...
Time of Entry: 00:41

Scissor Army Tactical Officer Sedulus's Log no. 1: Today I decided that the Scissor Army uprising was a highly productive opportunity to work on the completion of my function. The Scissor Army has a severe distaste for humanity as a group, a sentiment my programming dictates that I share. While speaking with the faction leader, General Cutman, we were met with an unwelcome surprise. Spade, the persistent thorn in the side of the Armored Assassins, appeared without any provocation and completely lacking an invitation to the conversation, proceeded to talk to the General like they were old friends. I attempted to point out that General Cutman and I were engaged in intellectual conversation before he so rudely interrupted us, and that his actions were socially unacceptable in many circles, especially in the presence of someone so esteemed as a General. Spade told me to "lighten up." and proceeded to inquire about my interest in smoking a cigar. As I lack the ability to breathe, I do not see the point in "having a smoke," as Spade so dexterously put it. Admittedly, I allowed myself to continue in pointing out his errors, and Spade began to become increasingly disruptive, choosing to demonstrate his emotions with large waving gestures. After approximately five minutes and 37 seconds of watching our debate, the General informed the two of us, and I quote, "You know, you two were made for each other." After which he introduced us as partners and left, laughing in a manner most sinister if my observations are correct. I do not look forward to working with this, "Spade." As of right now, I have been called a kill-joy 43 times already. I have had to inform Spade that he did not produce the card that I selected from his deck of playing cards 67 times, an absurd amount considering most orthodox card decks contain 52 playing cards. Spade seems far too obsessed with merely having fun and satisfying childish whims to render the assistance required for making a successful campaign against the Robot Police Department, Dr. Albert Wily, and the small task force that has rallied under the flag of Dr. Cossack. However, I must admit that my calculations prove that Spade is indeed capable of high intelligence and excellent combat ability. I hope this merit alone is enough to to warrant an excuse for his shenanigans.

End of day conclusion: Mildly upsetting.

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::Spades letter to himself: A bloody set of pages stapled together. Probably written as to help him remember the events that took place they day it was written. The handwriting is attrocious and written in what seems to be a mixture of ink and human blood::

toDAy WAs fAntAstiC! it wAs JUst GrAtE! i HErD ABoUt tHis cooL GENERAL GUY tHAt WAs KILLING ALL of tHE HUmAns! tHEr WEr tHEsE ONE EYED GUYS tHAt i foLLoWd AnD tHEy LED mE tWo tHis BASE, riGHt? BUt tHE BAstArDs ALL tUrnED AroUnD AnD SHOT At mE!!! i PUt on sUcH A GrAtE sHoW! AftEr i strEWED tHEir smoLDErinG BoDy PArts ALL oVEr tHE PLAcE AnD tOoK my BoW, tHE CROWD LUVED it! GoD i LUV BEinG A PErFormEr!

sPEAKinG oF tHAt, i tHinK SAmmy STILL oWEs mE For tHos HUmAns hE KiLLED BEForE i Got tHE STAGE SEt! tHE BAstArD! oH, AnD i tHinK i LeFt my PADDLE BALL oVEr At tHE CASINO. i'LL JUst Git it LAtEr.

ALso, i FoUnD A NIKEL tHis moRninG! As if tHis DAy cULD GEt Any BEtEr! WHAt WUs i tALKinG ABoUt?

::Indecipherable and crude doodles depicting various acts of violence and showmanship. Also, several card symbols are drawn.::

oH yEAH! AnyWAys, AFtEr sittinG DoWn AnD contEmPLAtinG tHE trUtHFULLnEs oF COOLEM'S LAW For A momEnt, i WEnt on my mEry WAy. i FoUnD ANOTHER GUY tHAt ActUALy SCREAMED! WAt FUn WE HAD! BUtt tHEn SoME WEerD FLOATY GUY mADE UP oF LOTS OF PEicEs AnD A SCYTHE SHoWEd uP. HE SomEHoW nEW tHAt i WUs LOoKiNg FoR THE GENERAL GUY! iT WUs UnBELEiVAbL! HE sAiD tHAT iF i WEnt WitH Him HE'D tAKE mE to Him.

i FiGUrEd, "sUrE? WHy not? i cAn ALWAys KILL tHE FLOATY MAN LAtEr! HEE HEEE HEEE HEE! ::Crudely drawn smiling face with a knife in it. Several ink stains are present that represent spattered blood.:: i tHinK tHAt SPEAR MINT is tHE BEst GUM. it's tHE sticKiEst For sUm REAson. i Don't KnoW WHy rELLy.

tHE FLOATY MAN WUs KoOL. WE Got ALonG GrAtE! WE tALKED A BUncH untiL HE HAD tWo Go. it WUs A sHAmE AnD i WUs sAD ABoUt it For A FeW sEconDs, BUt i Got oVEr it! HE sEEms LiKE HE'D BE FUN to KILL BUt i LiKED Him tWo mUcH. BEsiDES, HE'S A roBot and HUMANS ArE WHEr tHE FUN is!

NOTE TWO ME! cLEAn oUt FriDGE! tHAt BACON iz ProBABLy ALL GroDy ByE noW! not tWo mEntion tHE CHEESE CAKE! BLECH! ::Small face with tongue sticking out.

ANOTHER NOTE TWO ME! tRy tWo rEmEmBEr WHY i HAVE BACON AnD CHEESE CAKE in my FriDGE AmUnG otHEr tHinGs! i cAn't EAT! i sUPPosE it WuLD be niCE Two HAve it JUst in cAsE. y'KnoW? WHy Am i AsKinG YOU!? YoU'rE ME!

AnyWAys, i mEt UP in tHE GENERAL GUY’s oFFicE. HE LoOKs FrEEKin KOoL! LiKE A WiKiD sKELEton or somEtHin. ::crude image of General Cutman’s face:: HE MUST KiLL A Lot oF HUmAns sincE HE HAs so mUcH BLOOD on Him ALL tHE timE! i KAn tEL WE’rE GonnA BE GoOD PALs! so tHErE WUz tHis GUy, riGHt? SEDULUS or somEtHin. HE intUrUPtED WHiLE i WUs tALKinG tWo tHE GENERAL! i WUz sAyinG HoW GoOD i Am At KILLING HUMANS wHEn SEDULUS WUz ALL LiKE: ::Hand writing drastically improves, suddenly:: “We’re already talking, blah blah blah blah, go away while I’m being boring, blah blah blah.”

HE WUz ProBLy BORING tHE GENERAL HAlF tWo DEAtH. i GiGGLED in A WAy i cAn’t FUlLy ArticULAtE, EnD oFFErED Him Won oF tHE EXPLODING CIGARS tHAt MARCO GAVE tWo mE FOr mY fAKE BIRTHDAY. i toLD Him tWo “LiGHtEn UP” BUt HE DiDn’t tAKE it! i mEAn, tHE LEAst HE cULD Do WUz HUMOR ME! HE WUz ALL: “I don’t have lungs or some stupid crap like that. I don’t need to breathe! Look at what a kill joy I am!” HE IS A KILLJOY!

BAH! WHAt i WANTED tWo Do is PULL His EYES oUt AnD JUGGLE tHEm in Front oF Him! THAT WOULD BE FUNNY! HEEE HEEE HE HE HE HEEE! Just LiKE WHAt i DiD tWo tHAt Won UnLUKy BASTARD i mEt in tHE ALLEY tHE otHEr DAy. rEmEmBEr? onLy AftEr i pULLED HIS EyEs oUt i DiD tHE “WHAT’S THAT BEHIND YOUR EAR” WitH tHEm on His GIRLFRIEND. i BEt tHE POLICE WEr PriTTy sHoKED WHEn tHEy FoUnD tHosE tWo DEAD tHE NEXT DAY! i LUV SUNDAYS!

::Several doodles of Sedulus having his eyes torn from his socket and a knife through his head are shown::

BUt WE ArGUED FOr A FEW minUtEs, BUt i FErGot ABoUt WHAt EXActLy… i Distinctly rEcALL cALLinG Him a KiLLJoy A FEw timEs, tELLinG Him tWo Pry tHAt BIG STICK oUt of His Ass, i tHinK A FEW JABs At His mommA, AmUnG RAnDom insUlts And incohErEnt sHoUtinG JUst tWo KEEP Him on His TosE. i FErGEt WHAt HE sAiD BAK, so it WUs ProBLy DUm AnD BorinG.

BUt THE GENERAL SED tHAt WE’D WorK GREAT TOGETHER! AAAACK! I DON’T WANNA WORK WITH SEDULUS! HE’S A KILLJOY! WAAA ::Lettering fades into scribbling for a few lines:: HE’s GonnA tAKE tHE FUN oUt oF EVERYTHING WitH His “LOGIC” AnD His “ORDER” AnD His “Oh look how smart I am la-de-freakin-da”! HE’s GonnA BORE ME! I DON’T WORK WELL WHEN I’M BORED! ARRGH! ::More scribbling::

OK i’m KoOL noW. i GEss it cAn’t BE tWo BAD. iF i nEED tWo, i’L JUst IGNORE SEDULUS. GENERAL CUTGUY cALLs tHE sHots, not SEDULUS, so i Don’t GottA ListEn if i Don’t WAnnA! AnD i ProBLy Won’t! AnD THE GENERAL tHinK’s i’m FUNNY! HUZZAH! i cAn’t WAit tWo stArt KiLLinG LOTS AND LOTS AND LOOOOTS OF HUMANS! tHis BLOoDBAtH iz GonnA BE GiGAntic BABy! HEEE HEE HEEE HEEEEE HEEEEEEEE!!!

ANOTHER NOTE TO SELF! SA JOES WiLL FoLLoW orDErs From BOTH OF US! REMEMBER THIS!!!!!!! ALso, FinD oUt WHAt tHE HELL tHAt smELL is cominG From. ProBLy tHAt Won GUY i KiDnApED AnD LoKED in my BODY PARTS TRUNK. HE’s BEEn in tHErE A WHiLE sincE i PUt Him in tHErE, A WEEK i tHinK. i KNEW i sHoULD HAVE PUt AIR HOLES in it! i ALWAYS FErGEt tHAt HUMANS nEED tWo BrEAtHE. WHAt Do i cArE tHoUGH?

ANOTHER NOTE TO ME! mAKE sUrE tHAt i KiDnAP A FEW HUmAns AnD tAKE tHEm BAK tWo tHE CASINO. i GotA BrEED ‘Em or somEtHinG. i’D BE sAD iF tHE WHoLE WORLD rAn oUT oF tHEm tWo KILL! I CAN’T LIVE OFFA KILLING ROBOTS! so i’LL HAVE my oWn PErsonEL stoK tWo PLAy WitH! HEEHEHEHEEEE HEEE HEE!

::The rest of the letter is illegible due to a large, bloody handprint dominating the last page. A few partial sketches are visible, and a few partial notes, but nothing to hint at its contents.::

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SHARING THE KNOWLEDGE

My exposé didn’t prevent me to suffer discipline from the General : even if the relay was functionnal, and radar readings were improving in the north-west Russian area, we had failed to take control of Murmansk.

It seemed like he had gone ... easier this time : perhaps the fact that the seaport was no longer practical, and our relay working, pleased him ? Or was I growing insensitive with every punishment ? I may never know, and I will never look for an explanation.

Our repairs went fast, with the exception of Enker and Punk – they still were in the hands of Mesmerman. Luckily, they’ll be fully functionnal for the next assault.

I hope so.

As I was considering these thoughts, staring at the stars, someone knocked. I turned back, and went to open it : my guests had arrived in the Marauder, just as planned.

The Officer on the left had an unlikely ressemblance to a comic-book villain – Mysterio, right ?- while his “colleague” could easily impersonate the Grim Reaper. I motioned them to sit down, as I sat on the other side of my desk.

The first of my guests started to speak : “This is ... a fine base you have here, Quint. What was the purpose of inviting us here ?”

“I am forced to agree.” replied his colleague. “We could use that time to execute the will of our Master.”

“Patience, Wraithman. I summoned you here because we have similar ways to defeat our opponents. And I wanted to propose you a cooperation.”

“Explain.” requested Wraithman.

“Our common motto could be “Knowledge is power”, as we all seek informations about our ennemies. While you two emphasis your quest on the psychological aspect, I deal with the material aspect. We could ... share this.”

Mysteryman leaned closer. “I’m interested. But what exactly is your part of the deal ?”

Wraithman nodded. “I believe in fair trade : tell us what you can give, and I’ll give something of an equal value.”

I pressed my left hand in the connectors on the side of my desk. The screen behind me lit, and I was delighted to see the looks of interest on my “comrades”.

“I propose you an access to my own database : six months’ worth of spying every Robot Master in activity before the War, as well as every report from the Scissor Joes since the beginning of the operation. To that, I can add several strategies to take out our opponents.”

“Quality as well as quantity.” considered Wraithman. “This interests me.”

Mysteryman was a bit more skeptical. “A database is fine, Quint, but is it safe ? Or can anyone break into it ?”

“Don’t worry, Mystery.” I replied, in a confident voice. “This desk is designed so that only me can edit the database. Besides, only a handful of Officers know of it : the Mercs, Mesmerman and the General himself. So, yes, the database is safe.”

Wraithman spoke up : “A point worries me, Quint. How will we gain access to the database ?”

“It’s all simple. I’ll need your comm. line’s reference. Once this is done, you’ll be able to browse in the datas at will.
Also, try to contact me whenever you get useful information, and I'll do the same as well. Any discover we do from now on should be shared between us. I'm sure the General doesn't want to hear one of us lost because the others retained vital information... ”

Both of them nodded : they accepted to join me.

“I will first see how useful these informations are for me, and then give you a fair retribution out of my own datas. However, I suppose we won’t have access to the whole database, Quint ?”

“Your mind is as sharp as your scythe, Wraithman. Naturally, information on the Officers themselves is private. I will not give you the knives to stab me.”

He smiled, apparently amused. He then raised his hand, as he wanted to shake mine. “Such protection on yourself ... You seem wise. Count me in.”

“Me too.” Mysteryman raised his hand as well, and grabbed Wraith’s wrist. I grabbed his, and Wraithman grabbed mine. Our ... alliance was now official.

“Now,” as we separated our hands, “No need to tell the other Officers about this. I wouldn’t like this fine project to fall in the hands of psychos like Gravityman...”

They nodded and left. With two allies as powerful, my days in the SA were looking better...

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