Narrator: Deep within the sewers of Dopplertown, Double lurks around a conduit searching for his cache of Uranium-235 he stole to make an Atom Bomb later
Double: Where the hell did I put it? My sensors are showing signs of massive raditation but it's not my U-235. And why must I be talking to my.... *trips*
Double: Oof! *Picks up glowing rod* What the... hey I feel a tingling YARGGGGH !
*Double transforms into his second form*
Double: MWHAHAHAHA !!! I have my powerful form again.... But I even feel more powerful than I've ever been... Now I can exact my revenge upon those fools, the X-Force !!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Narrator: Meanwhile our heroes prepare for the funeral of their dearly departed Lynx* (*see Alon's tale Tellenous for the death of Lynx at Cossacks Creations)
Ben: Does this suit make me look fat?
Anton: Everything makes you look fat!
Ben: *shocks Anton with his stun gun*
Anton: YEOOOOOOOOOOW!
Rob: Won't you two stop fighting?!? Lynx just died!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rick: Yeesh! What a baby, I'm turning on the news...
Remote: *click*
TV Anchor: In local news, the body of recently-desceased X-Force member Lynx has been stolen of Lagoon Funeral Home, authorities are baffled on who stole...
Ben: Why didn't they contact us?!?
Matt: They cut the phone line, and the cable's next...
Marc: Thanks alot Alon...
Alon: *walks in* What did I do?!?
Matt: You only bought a timeshare for Tropical Lagoon Vistas with our savings...
Alon: That was money well spent...
Marc: Tell that to Ben you big idiot!
Alon: Take that back you little...
Rob: WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP ?!?
X-Force: ?!?
Rob: Thank you...
Rick: *whispers to Alon* Getting a little bold aren't we?
Alon: Indeed...
TV Anchor: This just in! Double in his second form is razing Dopplertown it is estimated his assult has already killed 2 000 000 humans and reploids...
X-Force: 0_0
Matt: What to do now oh fearless leader...
Ben: *isn't there*
Matt: Looks like he's a coward...
Ben: *honks horn* Let's get a move on !
Rob: So who's the coward?
Matt: Shut up...
*an hour and six toll booths later*
Alon: Wouldn't it be just quicker to teleport?
Ben: We're not the Sinister Six alright? Besides we weren't built with teleporter...
Alon: Damn creators....
??: Reaper Slash... *slices Ben's car in half*
*X-Force tumble helplessly*
*Anton rolls at Double's feet*
Ben:*Wakes up* ANTON !
Double: Hello you little fungus... this should feel fimilar... THUNDERSTRIKE!!!
SHER-KRAK !!!!
Anton: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!
Double: MWHAHAHA!!! Rot in hell you little bastard... *twip* huh?
Rick: Alon! Give him your Sunday best!
Alon: Coming up! That fungus diddn't deserve to die like that !*BRAKKKKK*
*Double unaffected*
Double: Pity, I didn't feel a thing *SLASH*
Alon: ARGHHHHH! My gut!
Double: *tugs Rick's web*
Rick: *gets pulled over Double* WHOAAAAA!!!! *SLASH* *THUMP*
Ben: Alon! Rick! Are you ok....
Rick: I think we'll...
*Alon, Rick and Anton's body teleport*
Ben: What the hell? Where'd they go?
Marc: Ask later! Hey tubby! *flies up above Double* I have a nice present...
Ben: Everybody! Duck!
Matt, Rob, Ben: *duck*
Marc: TRIPLE TORNADO!!!!
*debris flies around when the dust settles , Double still stands with dozens of fan blades surrounding him*
Ben: Shit! Marc! Get out of there!
*the fan blades shred Marc's wings*
Matt: Don't worry! I'll...
Double: HEAVY LASER!!!
Matt: *catches Marc*
*Heavy Laser pireces both Marc and Matt's armor*
Ben: Damn it, I've lost too many friends too fast... PREPARE TO DIE DOUBLE!!! *pounces on Double*
Rob: Ben!!! WAIT!!!
Double: *slashes at Ben's torso*
Ben: Argggggggh !!!!
Double: *kicks Ben in the chin*
THUMP!!!
Double: You have more guts than you have brains M-Dee... I'll at least have the pleasure of killing you!!! *slash unscathes*
Rob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....*jumps*
*SLASH*
*Rob falls down in two pieces*
Ben: Rob... you....
Rob: No prob....Be.....*faints*
Ben: No...*SNIKT* ARGHHHHHHHHH !
Double: With that you couldn't possibly survive much longer... Long enough for in your final moments.... that you'll remember... I defeated you...
Ben: I'll see you in... hell... Asswipe...
Double: HA! Indeed you will... *teleports*
Ben: *transported to some satellite*
???: Don't talk Ben, I'll fix you and the X-Force, Better than ever...
Ben: Who... who... are you?
???: Just call me Nth.
To Be Continued...