IN:
JAILHOUSE ROCK
IN:
Anton:*skipping
along* La La La! What a beautiful day! Tra La La!
Narrator: But little does Anton know that as he crosses the street, he is slowly followed by an ominous police car.
Policeman:
Alright, fungus boy, keep your hands where I can see um!
Anton:
Wha?
Policeman:
Your under arrest for violation of the Sky Lagoon's primary rule. NO JAY-WALKING!
Now get in the car.
(15.27 minutes later)
Phone: *ring ring*
Ben:
Will someone get the damn phone?
Rick:
Alright, Alright! *crawls over to phone*
Rick:
Y'ello! Amazing X-force catering service......What?....oh geeze.....yeah
we'll be down in a minute.
Lynx:
What was that all about?
Rick:
Anton was arrested!
Matt:
You can't be serious
Rick:
Yeah, now we have to go down to the jainhouse to make bail.
Ben:
Damn. I hate that friggin mushroom.
(2 minutes later)
Rob:
Well, we're here.By the way, Ben, did you really have to throw Marc out
of car? All he did was change the radio station!
Marc:*all
banged up* Yeah, that was un called for!
Ben:
Quit yer whining! We have to get Anton out of jail.
(Inside)
Head
Policeman: You relize that your friend commited a serious offence,
don't you?
All:
Yeah
Head
Policeman: Well, I'm placeing bail at $1,000
Marc:
$1,000 are you nuts?
Lynx:
We don't have that kind of money!
Matt:
Yeah, the last time we fought Double, we had to pay the city back
for all the damage we caused. Damn vacumme lazer cannon.
Head
Policeman: Well, sorry, thats how its gonna be.
Rob:
Can we at least visit him?
Head
Policeman: Well....Ok. but only for a little while
(Inside the prison)
Prisoner
1: Well, Well, if it isn't that x-force shrimp
Anton:
Um....Hi....guys
Prisoner
2: Yeah, he's purdy lookin'! (author's note: I apologize for this line)
Anton:uh....thanks.....I
guess
(the rest of the X-Force come to anton's cell)
Anton:
Guys! You came to get me out!
Rick:
Bad news, Anton. We can't make bail. But we're gonna get you out anyways!
Anton:
You have to get me out of here as soon as possible! And I think that
guy over there is hitting on me!
Alon:
Ok. I wont be eating for the next week.
Prisoner
1: I doubt that, tons o' fun!
Alon:Heh
heh. Good one......FROST TOWER!
(Prisoner 1 gets crushed by frost tower)
Ben:
Don't worry. I have a plan.....
(later that night)
Matt:
So whats your ingenious, yet wacky plan that will provide for good entertainment?
Ben:
Actually, I was planning on torching the building and sifting through the
charred remians till we find Anton.
Lynx:
Sounds good to me!
(Ben torches the jail, leaving only flaming rubble)
Rob:
Now to find Anton!
(5 minutes later)
Anton:
Uhhhh....my head....what the hell happened?
Marc:
Ben just turned the jail into a towering inferno
Anton:
Oh. Now lets get out of here!
(they all hop into Ben's car and drive off)
Anton:
I wonder whats gonna happen when the warden finds out
(the next morning)
Warden:
You say you saw who burned down the prison last night?
Witness:
Yeah. It was a big, red robotic dragon...Like that one over there *points
across the street*
Mr.
Dragoon: Are you addressing me?
Warden:
Lets get um!
Gary:
That was the worst episode of the x-force I ever watched!
Eddie:
I dunno. I thought it was kinda good
Gary:
But then again, you're a moron
Eddie:*zaps
the hell out of Gary*
Gary:
Ouchies!
Scott:
I know! Lets watch the Cossack's Creations show!
Eddie:
Ok *changes the channel*
Kirk:
Omigod! They killed Dust Man!
Kim:
You basterds!
*T.V. turns off*
Dudeman:
Thats it! I'm never watching Prime time again!