An hour later. On the Jerry Springer show....
Jerry Springer:
Today on our show we have robotic women cheating on their robotic boyfriends.
Our first guess is Iris along with her brother Colonel. Hello everybody.
Iris:
Hey Jerry !
Colonel:
Good morning.
Jerry: First bring out Zero her boyfriend !!!! *fanfare* *Zero comes out*
Jerry: Zero I think Iris has a little confession to make.
Iris: Zero I love you very much but I've been cheating you....
Crowd: Iris ! Iris !
Zero: What ?!? You little slut ! Who's the other bot !
*fanfare*
*Ben comes out*
Zero:
I've should have known. You big @@%#@%@ !
Ben:
Ha Ha ! Zero now I got your girl !
Zero:
Why I'm going to kill you !!!
*Zero and Ben start fighting then the bodyguards hold then back*
Jerry: Now it's question time. Yes Miss ?
Woman: Dragoon, what were you doing in her stasis pod?
Ben: Why you.... *rips off bodyguards arms* HADOKEN !!!!!
*Fireball vaporizes the woman*
Jerry: you can't
bully around my spectators like that !!!
Ben:
Just watch me.
Jerry: Oh that's it !!!
*Jerry and Ben start fighting*
Crowd: Jerry ! Jerry ! Jerry !
*Ben vaporizes Jerry*
Crowd: Dragoon ! Dragoon ! Dragoon !
*Ben throws a chair ate the camera*
Meanwhile at the Rosie O' Donell show....
Rosie: Welcome ! First up today we get crafty with the Slash Beast and Cyber Peacock. *walks up to the Beast* what do you have planned for a delicious meal ?
Lynx: Actually were eating this freshly killed deer.
Rosie: Arent you at least going to cook it ?
Lynx:
Hey Rob where's Ben ?
Rob:
he's on Jerry Springer remember ?
Lynx:
Oh yeah. *cuts out a chunk* Want some ?
Rosie: Uh no....what are we doing peacock ?
Rob: Using these peacock feathers and some felt we'll make a pimp hat.
*after a half an hour*
Rosie: Oh this is pretty. Where ever did you find the feathers ?
Rob: I found them off a peacock that was wandering around.
Wildlife Expert: Hey that was my peacock.
Lynx:
Should we run ?
Rob:
We better !
Both:
ARGGGGGGGGGH !!!!!!
Again, on Oprah....
Anton: And I never saw them again...*bawls*
Oprah: *Weeping* That's so sad...Anton I have a suprise for you...
Anton:*sniffs* a suprise ?
Oprah: We found your parents.
*Two strangers come out*
Anton: Yipee. Mommie Daddie !!!!! *splits into two*
Female: *whispers* you said nothing about having two of them...
Oprah: Just take them and I'll give ou $10 million more.
Male: Deal.
Anton:
Oprah, I have a suprise for you.
Oprah: What's that..
Anton: *spores her*
Oprah:*falls to the ground paralyzed*
Anton: Take me home Daddy !
Male: *sighes* let's go home.
Then on Maury Provich
Maury: Today on Maury we sending some unruly repliods to boot camp...
Meanwhile backstage:
Marc: Is this a paternity test episode..
Supervisor: No, it's one where you four are going to be sent boot camp.
Matt:
What we did nothing wrong.
Alon:
Yeah what gives ?!?
Supervisior: We couldn't find any teens so we picked your four...
Alon:
Why I should....
Rick:
*snaps supervisor's neck* that bastard.
Supervisor 2: It's your clue to go on.
Marc:
Ready ?
Alon:
Let's have some fun.
*All four walk on stage*
Crowd: Booooooo
!!!!
Alon
and Rick: *kill half the crowd with Frost Tower and Lightning Web*
Crowd: *Silent*
Maury: So we hear you four are all murderers.
Matt: Damn Straight, Dr. Light is next ! ha ha ha ha !
Maury: Eh, yeah. Let me introduce you to the Drill Sargents who will be attending to you..
Sarge 1: Boyyougoingtolearnsomerespectfromme!Doyouhearme?
Matt: *wafts his nose* take a breath ment will ya ?
Sarge 2:Shutyalittlefoolwhyishouldbeatyouonthisveryspot !
Matt: You should eh ? *Fires Ground Hunter*
Sarge 2:*blows
up*
Marc:
Yeah !!! Fight the power !!! *fires Double Cyclone*
Sarge 1: *Gets ripped apart*
Alon and Rick: *Use their weapons on the crowd*
Maury: Security !!!
Three Weeks Later...
All: Maury the night in Jail meant alot to us.
Maury: Really ?
Alon: We need to kill more people.
Maury: What ?!? I thought you...
*Someone changes channel*
Kirk:
What trash !! What else is on?
Ben
C:The Magma Dragoon Show....
Chris:
Mphhh mphhh mm...
Kirk:
Yeah we all know it sucks.
Cossack: Chris there's a guy at the door for you.
Chris:
Mmmmmm...
Ben:
Take this you little cock..HADOKEN !
Chris:
MMMPH !!!! *burns to death*
Kirk:
Oh my god you killed Dust Man !!!
Frank:
You bastard.
Ben:
Let that be a lesson in quality television for ye !