Narrator: Megalopolis 20XX, the Sinister Six are yet again engaged in mortal combat with the weirdest of a foes... Sailor T...
Andon: This doesn't make sense I thought there was no such thing as Sailor Scouts...
Jason: Just shut up for once and fight... (throws his cutter blade)
Sailor T: You foos in the name of the T, I'll vanquish you...
Gary: Ha, you're nothing but an ugly, hairy ape in an ill-fitting dress...
Sailor T: You dare insult the T!!!
Gary: One last thing... when last time when did you last take a shower... I can smell you from two blocks away...
IRA: Uh... Gary.... SHUT UP !
(Sailor T brings out a baseball bat)
IRA: Oh my god he has a....
Six: BAT !!!!! (run like the wind)
Sailor T: T LIGHTNING STRIKE !!!
(The lightning bolt knocks Gary into an alley)
Tim: Whoa... that was a doozy... uh... where is Scott?
Andon: Funny I don't recall Scott-dude ever coming to battle, he said he was baking cupcakes...
Jason: Could he have picked an even worse time?
(Scott skips by)
Scott: Helllllllooooooo....
Six: SHUT UP !!!!
Scott: Well we have a bunch of cranky-pots...(Skips up to Sailor T) Hellooooooo....
Sailor T: What do you want foo...
Scott: I brought some cupcakes... want one?
Sailor T: Well if you shut up after this.... (takes a bite) Hmmm.... What did you put in it?
Scott: Well because we ran out of vinilla I used this (takes out a bottle)
Sailor T: WHA?!? TURBO LAX!!! Where's the nearest.... (runs away)
Andon: Way to go Scott dude, you chased off Sailor T...
Scott: I did? Do you want a cupcake?
Andon: Uh... no thanks.
Tim: Did anyone where Gary went?
Jason: He was knocked into that alley... but I don't know where he...
Gary: (groans)
Tim: (removes the debris) Don't worry buddy we'll...
Six: (Gasp)
Gary: What?
IRA: Uh... you're... you're...
Jason: (Hands Gary a mirror from a dumpster)
(Gary sees Split Mushrooms face)
Gary: (Screams) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!
Narrator: Meanwhile on Nth's Space Station...
KA-BOOM !!!
Mysterious Villain 1: Hurry! Take those cyro tubes before that old man wakes up...
Mysterious Villain 2: (shoves the tubes into the teleporter) That's the last of them...
Mysterious Villain 1: We've finished our job, let's go! (jumps in the teleporter)
Mysterious Villain 2: (follows)
Nth: (groan) Where did those hooligans go off?!? I recognise one of them... I'll send my finest creation after them...(presses a button)
Cyro Tube: (hisses and unveils a fox like Tails)
Fox: (groans) I have such a big...Uh Nth? Where is the X-Force?
Nth: Pyro....your friends have been taken... by one of these creeps... (holds a holographic image of the Sinister Six's nemesis's)
Pyrofoxie: Grrrrrrr.... I bet they are in leagues with Double, HE SHALL PAY FOR THE DEATH OF THE X-FORCE....
Nth: But you must....
Pyrofoxie: (jumps through the teleporter)
Nth: (sigh) Too late... (sighs again) And I'm so lonely it's only me and my Goldfish....
Goldfish: (Goes belly up)
Nth: !!!
Several hours later at Sinister Six HQ....
Tim: SCOTT WHERE'S THAT CHICKEN SOUP!!!
Gary: ((Maybe I should stay as Split, Tim seems to go over the edge when any of us get sick)) HEY! My pillow needs fluffing...
Jason: Don't push your luck fungus...
Scott: (Comes up the stairs with bowl and tray) Sorry Tim, but I couldn't any chicken soup so I used...
Tim: Mushroom Soup?!?
Gary: MUSHROOM SOUP?!? (throws the bowl on Scott's face) Who do you think I am?!? Hannibal Lecter?!?
Guantlet: Speaking of crazy doctors...
IRA: It's Gauntlet !!!
Gary: Did you bring us presents?!?
Six and Guantlet:...
Andon: Or did you bring any insight into Gary's apparent mutation...
Gauntlet: Indeed I did Andon, any of you guys hear of Captain Marvel?
Jason: Nope...
Tim: Nuh-uh...
IRA: Who's he...
Scott: The Big Red Cheese?
Gauntlet: Whoa! Scott you actually got one...
Scott: No I'm gonna... (lets out a big fart)
Gary: (Laughs like a lunatic)
Tim: THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR STUPID POTTY HUMOR!!! SO SHUT UP! Yeesh!
Gauntlet: As I was trying to say that every time a kid named Billy Bastion says the magic word, an enchanted thunderbolt strikes him he becomes Earth's Mightiest Mortal...
Jason: And your point being...
Gauntlet: Sailor T's Magical thunderbolt must have triggered some metamorphosis that transformed him into Split Mushroom...
Scott: Huh?
Andon: Sailor T's Lightning bolts changed Gary into the fungus he is Scott....
Scott: Oh can I eat him?
IRA: Can we do it flambé?
Tim: NO YOU CAN'T AND WILL YOU GO OUTSIDE SCOTT?!? GAWD YOU'RE STINKING UP THE ENTIRE HOUSE!
Six:....
Tim: Well it's the truth. So how do we change Gary back to his eskimo self?
Gauntlet: What did Gomer Pyle always say?
Gary: Shazam? (Lightning bolt hits Gary)
SHER-KRAK!
Gary: (Transformed back to his normal self) Whoa...
Gauntlet: I see my job here is done... just call me when you need more help, good bye kids.... (waves to them)
Tim: Uh.... Guantlet? Who are you waving at?
Gauntlet: Um... No one... (smoke bombs the living room and dashes out the window)
(Smoke clears)
Jason: (gasp) he disappeared...
Andon: Not so Jason dude.
Jason: Wha?
Andon: You see that open window? Gauntlet jumped out it and ran in the wrong direction...
Gauntlet: (in the background)... Damn....gotta... get... home... before...others...steal...the ...spotlight....
Six: *0.o
Jonathan: (jumps in) Hey kids! Today I gonna help Gary...
Six:...
Jonathan: I missed the fireworks didn't I?
Andon: Afraid so my long armed friend...
Gary: Maybe so, but you're in time for the pyrotechnics. Scott do you have another big one coming up.
Scott: Oh yeah...(gurgles)
Gary: (flicks a lighter outside Scott ‘s butt)
Scott: (let's out his biggest one yet)
(Large flame engulfs the living room)
Jonathan and Gary: (Laugh like raving lunatics)
Tim: Great! Now I have two laughing idiots...
Andon: (taps Tim's shoulder) Don't look now but you have five...
Scott, IRA, Jason: (roll on the floor laughing)
Tim: (sigh) sometimes I don't understand them...
Narrator: With the ultimate cheese cut, we go to Super Chaos Lair under Nuclear City refining his next plan to wipe out the Sinister Six...
Super Chaos: Curse those Sinister Six, Now I am the laughing stock of the whole villains society, even Double, speaking of whom never bother call me lately...
Jar Jar Binks: How Wude....
Super Chaos: Who asked you franchise killer? Now clean the floors slave!
Jar Jar Binks: Uh... messa do as told suh (scrubs the floors)
Super Chaos: (sigh) Why didn't I choose the ewok?!?
(Pyrofoxie crashes in)
Pyrofoxie: You were fooling around with my mother...
Super Chaos: I swear I never knew she was 16.... No wait a minute... who are you...
Pyrofoxie: Where is the X-Force?
Super Chaos: Wha?
Pyrofoxie: Where is the X-FORCE!!!
Super Chaos: I don't know! I never seen them since that Ultimate Weapon mess...
Pyrofoxie: You better run...
Super Chaos: And why is that?
Pyrofoxie: (burns Jar Jar Binks into a pile of ash)
Super Chaos: Whoo....Uh oh.... (runs)
Pyrofoxie: (Chases him)
Narrator: Hey you said you'd need me only twice today!!!
Director: Shut up, we're paying you more for this narrative and the next...
Narrator: Aw, fine. Hours later back at S6 HQ after a long nights rest...
IRA: (burp) Let me in! (blech) I promise I won't get drunk and flash the neighbors again...
Jonathan: Fine, fine I'm getting up...
Narrator: Hey you aren't a member! What are you doing here?!?
Jonathan: I didn't feel like walking back to the circus so I crashed here for the night.... Like the robe?
Narrator: Why actually yes... a waitaminute I'm not supposed to talk to you.... Just open the door!
Tim: (yawn) Has IRA sobered down yet?
Jonathan: How should I know?
IRA: (belch)(cries) Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Tim: (Opens the door) I think you learned your lesson... back in here...
IRA: (groan) I have such a hangover...
Jonathan: You should have, you were so drunk you streaked around the neighbourhood....
Tim: I never know how we'll live that one down...
Gary: Can a guy have his beauty sleep?!?
Jonathan: Then you would have to sleep for well... ETERNITY!
Gary: That's it Bozo, I'm going to lay the smackdown on you...
CRASH!
Andon: Whoa! What's that?!?
Jason: (runs down the stairs) Whoo-hoo ! Clownfight...
Scott: Where?
Jason: Gary's fighting Jonathan downstairs...
Gary: (hits Jonathan in the face with a pie)
Jonathan: Hmmmm... Coconut Crème, let me wash it down for you (sprays Gary with seltzer)
Andon: (runs down the stairs ) Whoa! Stop it guys , violence even comedic violence isn't the answer...
Scott: Uh then why do you fight Super Chaos after every other epilouge...
Andon: Because he is the bad guy meaning we can maim him or kill him in order to save lives...blah blah blah...
(hours pass)
Andon: So what I'm trying to say is violence among ourselves is wrong.
Six and Jonathan: Zzzzzzzzzzz....
Andon: (sigh) You can't win them all... (pulls out a glass of pink lemonade)
DING-DONG
Tim: (Opens door) Hello?
Mrs. Fisher: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi
Trash Can: (makes funny noises)
Tim: Sorry I can't lend you $20 to pay off your gambling debts...(slams door)
DING DONG!
Tim: Mrs. Fisher I thought I told you...
Super Chaos: Six! We need you to help us...
Tim: Super Chaos!
Andon: Whoa! Scorpion!
Jason: Dr. Wily and Bass?
Scott: Even stinky ol' City Garage...
City Garage: I resent that remark...
Gary: (gasp) Even...
Six: George Lucas?!?
George: This fox came into my office and told me he was going to kill me for creating Jar Jar Binks... Jar Jar Binks is cool...
Andon: I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Lucas... Public opinion says otherwise...
Tim: (shoves Andon out of the way) Let me handle this... What are all of you doing here...
Dr. Wily: We were all chased by some fox...
Bass: One that looked like he came out of Sonic Adventure...
Super Chaos: He came and killed my slave Jar Jar... wait that's a good thing... now I can buy the Ewok... whoo-hoo! (runs into the sunrise)
Scorpion: Anyhow he threatened to kill all of us and we need your help...
Tim: Why should we help you?
Andon: Isn't it a part of being a hero Tim? They say hate the sin and love the sinner.
Jason: Are you crazy?!? We're talking about Megaland's most wanted even Captain N won't go near these guys!!!
Andon: Wouldn't it be worth it to prove that we're better men than they are?
Tim: Alright you all can...
(Super Chaos goes flying through the living room window)
Gary: Holy Hannah! Who did that...
Bass: Oh crap it's him...
Tim: Who?
Pyrofoxie: Me... Get out of my way Sinister Six... Justice will be done.
Andon: On who?
Scott: (Cowers)
Jonathan: I remembered I left a cake in the oven... (runs away)
Gary: coward...
Pyrofoxie: One of your enemies has taken the X-Force, help me find him or die...
To be continued...