Narrator: No need for recaps this time around...

Gary: Thank God!

Narrator: SHUT UP ESKIMO!!! Ahem... IRA finally escaped Victoria's secret...

IRA: Huff! Huff! I hope I think miss the...(gasp)

(IRA finds the Sinister Six encased in ice)

IRA: Wha? I hope this isn't Gary's ideas for a joke in mid battle... FIRE STORM!

(Ice Melts and the Sinister Six recovers)

Tim: Come here you little... (grabs Andon)  Hey! You're not Gary!

Andon: Of course not Tim dude... It was a simple mistake... Gary...

Jason: Gary seemed to disappear and so did Pyrofoxie...

Tim: I swear I'm going to pound that traitor...

Scott: Isn't it possible that Pyrofoxie somehow possessed Gary and both of them ran off...

Six: 0_0

Andon: You never cease to amaze me Scott...

Scott: That wasn't me talking. It was that egg salad sandwich I ate last night...

Six: (Large sweat drops)(Fall to the ground)

Tim: Well Gary hasn't been acting like himself since the transformation...

(cell phone rings)

Tim: Hello?

Gauntlet: Wassup T?

Tim: Looking for Gary and IRA's having a bud...

Needle Gal: (gets on the line) Wasssssssssssssssssssup!!!

Tim and Gauntlet: ... (sweat drops) SHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUP!!!!

Needle Gal: You didn't have to be so mean (cries) (hangs up)

Gauntlet: So you're looking for Gary...

Tim: Yeah, you know where he is?

Gauntlet: Not exactly but he was last spotted with Magma Dragoon and The Backstreet Project.

Tim: Our tracking equipment is wrecked can you help us?

Gauntlet: Sure and come over for doughnuts!

Scott: DOUGHNUTS?!? (runs away)

Jason: Hey follow that Bomb Man!!!

Andon: what about Dr. Wily, Bass and  City Garage?

Tim: Who cares? Our base is wrecked... there's nothing of value in there anymore.

Thus the Sinister Six pursue Scott to the Technodrome... Meanwhile at the base of a volcano in Hawaii...

AJ: Why is it that heroes go to cliched fortresses?

Ben: Beats me. Anyway I know the X-Force is here...

???: Indeed they are `Dragoon...

(Everyone turns around)

Gary: Holy hannah it's...

BSP: *NSYNC !!!

Kevin: Are you here looking for trouble?

Justin: No. We're here to replace you as the human superheroes on this planet...

Nick: Grrrrrrrr... You can't do that?

JC: No? We have Stan Lee, After some convincing if we defeat you we'll replace you as the *NSYNC Project...

Stan Lee: Hey True Believers! They're going to kill me if I don't...(Lance stuffs a sock in his mouth)

Lance: Ah Shut up! Are you ready Backstreet?

Gary: You're not going to do it aren't you?

Nick: They won't let you in anyway, so we'll distract these losers while you find the X-Force...

Lance: Well?

Brain: Bring it on!

Howie: Yeah we're not afraid of you wusses at all!

*NSYNC: (pull out their anti-amulets)

(Backstreet Project and *NSYNC start fighting)

Howie: Now go Ice Man, Magma Dragoon. Good luck... (gets smacked by Chris)

Ben: Well it looks like we're on our own...

Gary: Yeah, but we'll find them in no time...

Ben: (nods) LET'S GO !

Thus Gary and Ben face the unknown as the dash inside the volcano base. Meanwhile in the Technodrome Tim and Gauntlet are searching for the lost Gary...

Gauntlet: By utilizing Gary's tracer chip and the GPS....

Computer: Ping!

Gauntlet: Aha!

Tim: You found Gary?

Gauntlet: No I got mail!

Tim: (slaps Gauntlet) What about Gary?

Gauntlet: Oh yeah...  According to our GPS... Gary's under Mona Kea in Hawaii... (taps in more keys) In another related event The Backstreet Project and *NSYNC are fighting over who's earth's premier superhuuman group on of all places...

Andon: Mona Kea's  base?

Gauntlet: Correct...

Tim: Okay that's all we need to know...

Gauntlet: Wait! Are you sure you don't need our help?

Tim: Thanks but...

Gauntlet: That base was recently purchased by Double...

Andon: Come on Tim dude we could use the help

Tim: (grumbles) Whatever...

Needle Gal: Hurry to the Groovin' Mobile!

Top: Uh... Needle Gal? How are we going to drive on water...

Needle Gal: It is winter is it not?

Gemini Red: Good point...

Gauntlet: Let's take the Quinjet instead...

(Everyone is watching Scott gouge down donuts)

Scott: What? (Resumes pigging out)

Six: ...

Mecha Maniacs: ...

IRA: This is going to take awhile... (Pulls out a Molson Canadian) Sweet beer...

(Back inside Double's Mona Kea base, Gary and Ben are climbing down a massive shaft)

Gary: This place is huge how do you expect to find the X-Force  in a place like that...

Ben: I can smell them...

Gary: But you have no nose...

Ben: Details, Details. Quit being such a nitpicker.... They're down this shaft and up ahead follow me... (jumps into the shaft)

Gary: Oh Ben, Oh Ben, Oh Ben (flies down to pursue Ben)

Hours later at the base... The Backstreet Project are wearing down to the darker energies of the Dark *NSYNC Project...

AJ: (fires a couple of rounds) I can barely keep this up... (dodges Lance's darkforce blast)

Joey: Fools! You are no match for the Darkforce when Double...

Kevin: (Uses every once of strength to KO Joey) Shut up...

Chris: You just had a lucky shot... I am going to tear you limb from.... (looks up) eh ?

(A jet roars above them)

(The Sinister Six and the Mecha Maniacs jump out)

Tim: Sinister Six, Mecha Maniacs attack!!!

(With the sudden flood of robots Dark *NSYNC Project falls quickly. The Backstreet Project takes their Anti-Amulets)

Kevin: (crushes them) Good riddance to bad rubbish... How did you guys get here so fast?

Tim: Thank Gauntlet for that... Him and his Quinjet.

Stan Lee: Quinjet?  Don't tell me you ripped that offa' the Avengers...

Gauntlet: I didn't I swear!

Nick: Um... what are we going to do with *NSYNC and Stan Lee?

Gauntlet: We can take them back to safety in the Quintjet.

IRA: Don't we need a pilot for that?

Gauntlet: Nah! Using the latest in Onstar GPS guidance we take them back to LA.

Stan Lee: No way, I'm coming with you!

Andon: Uh, Stan Dude, it's too risky to take you along on such a dangerous mission...

Stan Lee: I bet you never seen this power... (turns into Dr. Strange)

Scott: (Laughs) Ha, nice costume change!!! I can do that to...

Stan Lee: Grrrrrr... By the Hosts of Hagoth! You shall be Kirby!

POOF!

Scott:?

Six: ?

Mecha Maniacs: ?

BSP: ?

Stan Lee: Ahem. I have the power to turn into any Marvel Character I created.

Needle Gal: Cool...

Jason: Nah! Manga and anime are much...

Poof!

Jason: (Turned into Kirby) Will you cut it out with the turning us into Kirbys!!!

???: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You insolent fools! Behold my new powers!

Kevin: Who in Claude's name?...

AJ: Who's Claude?

Brian: Beats me.

Double: It is me Double I have absorbed all the abilities of your worst enemies and I will no destroy you all! (Transforms in a cannon) (Fires it at every one) HA HA HA Taste my power!

Tim: Oy vey! Can it get any worse?

(Back in the depths of the secret volcano base Gary and Ben come towards the heavily armored door to the storage bay.)

Ben: Reinforced titanium these guys never learn, (Blasts the door with flame)

(Couple of minutes later, the door completely melts.)

Ben: (nudges Gary) Wake up sunshine....

Gary: (snores)

Ben: Wake UP! (kicks Gary in the gut)

Gary: Yelp! Hey watch the toes...

Ben: We're here...

(Ben and Gary look around, the storage facility in the dormant magma chamber of Mona Kea)

Ben: Hmmm... presses a couple of buttons... where do we...

Gary: (Sits on a console) I don't know but... (seven tubes pop out, liquid nitrogen vapor pours across the room and lasers shoot everywhere)

Ben: This can last for a while ... (pulls out two lawn chairs and a pitcher full of pink lemonade)

Gary: Waitaminute! That's Andon's pitcher where did you...

Ben: Quiet! The best part is coming on!

Meanwhile outside...

Double: (morphs his hand into a cannon) Die you pathetic scum! (fires it at Tim, Gauntlet and Gemini Red)

Tim, Gauntlet, Gemini Red: (Scream in pain)

Hard Chick: Holy!

Needle Gal: Jason! Scott! Why aren't you doing anything?

Jason: Oh yeah, we're little puffballs what good could we do?

Scott: Look at how much I can eat!!! (Sucks in hundreds of donuts)

Needle Gal:...

Scott: (Sucks in a squirrel) Yuck! (spits out a star)

Hard Chick: That's it!

Jason: Oy?

Hard Chick: Hurry suck in that family of squirrels!!

Jason: Do you think I'm that cra....

Needle Gal: Just do before I squash you...

Jason: Gulp! (sucks in the family of squirrels)

(Jason spits them out and the stars distract Double long enough for)

Hard Chick: Hard Knuckle!

Needle Gal: Needle Cannon!

(No effect on Double)

Double: How quickly they notice... Your pyshical projectiles can't....

Stan Lee: (turns into the Hulk) RARGHHHHH! Stan smash puny Double!!!

Howie: (projects an image of more Hulks attacking)

Double: (throws Stan into Howie)

Howie: OOF!

Double: You never give up don't you...

Tim: Now we don't... Power Arm!

IRA: Fire Storm...

Andon: Even though I hate to do this... Thunder Beam!!!

(Their attacks fail)

Gemini Blue: Come on! Double team!

Gemini Blue and Red: Gemini Laser...

Double: You idiots don't get it don't you I am Double, your master, your god your...

(A tremor shakes the ground, a fissure opens and Double falls in it...)

Zarnell: Backstreet Project! I have some urgent news!

Kevin: Zarnell? What's wrong?

IRA: I think I'm in...

Nick: Don't even come close to thinking about it.

Zarnell: Ahem! You must vacate the island immediately!

Nick: Why must we worry? Double fell down that hole.

Zarnell: No, it's the New X-Force...

Gauntlet: New X-Force?

Tim: So that's why Gary's missing?

Zarnell: Ben, Rob, Gary, Alon, Rick, Andrew, Trevor... they are going to...

Gary: (Runs out the entrance) Tim!

Tim: Gary? Where have you...

(Double jumps out of the fissure)

Double: If you think you can...

Gary: Hey! Double! I wouldn't stand there if I were you...

Double: Wha? (ground cracks beneath him)

(A spout of lava fires out engulfing Double)

Gary: Everyone you must get out of here! Quickly!

Tim: No we're going to... (an energy shield surrounds the S6, Mecha Mainiacs and Backstreet Project)

Andrew: I'm sorry but you have to leave... You just won a trip to Maui?

Scott: Maui?

Andrew: Yes, Maui... Aloha! (sends the energy pods to Maui)

Double: WELPS! You stole my victory!!!

Rob: No, once we're six feet under that's when you have your victory...

Double: Lynx? I thought you were...

Rob: Not Lynx but Rob...

Double: It matters less to me because you're going to be dead! (Fires his cannon at Rob)

(Rob gets shot through a grove of  palm trees)

Rob: (starts crying)

Rick: For the love of Claude Rob! Grow up...

Rob: (sniffle) You're right... (runs toward Double at full speed) I am going to slash you to bits!!! (slashes Double with extreme speed and agility)

Alon: He's not going to take my victory... Here kitty kitty... (throws a ball of yarn)

Rob: YARN!!! (Starts playing with the yarn)

Rick: Feeling like a double team Alon?

Alon: Let's do it...

Rick: (Shoots electric webbing leaving Double stuck on the ground) Now Alon!

Alon: Now you really pissed off ol' Frosty!!!

(forms spiked ice barriers on his hands)

Alon: This is for Anton!

KRAK !

Alon: For Matt!!!

KRAK!

Alon: For Marc!!!

KRAK!

(A barrage of ground hunters strikes Double, Alon jumps out of the way)

Trevor: ((For the X-Force!))

(Writers Note: Trevor has no mouth therefore he speaks through telepathy marked by “((...))” )

Alon: Trevor what are you trying to do?!? Kill ME?!?

Trevor: ((Uh... Sorry Alon.))

Gary: You messed with my friend's team...Guess what Double?

Double: What do you want Eskimo?

Gary: SHAZAM!!! (Lightning bolt strikes Gary and Double)

Double: ARRRRRRGH! Damn you... (Dust clears and Split Mushroom appears) Wha?

Gary: You just made me mad! Pin him down Andrew!

Andrew: Uh... Yessir... (Creates shackles out of energy)

Gary: (multiplies into a dozen mushrooms) Now I'm a baker's dozen! (Fires force beams at  Double)

Double: Heh heh heh... It looks like your fearless leader is gone...

Andrew: Actually he isn't... he is spreading fire orbs across the island...

Alon: (walks over to Rob) Hey give that ball of yarn!!! (tries to grab it)

Rob: Back off!!! (scratches Alon's hand)

Alon: Why I!!!

Gary: As we were saying... this island is going to blow like Mount St. Helen's so you are doomed and we'll

(Alon and Rob tussle in the background)

Alon: That yarn is mine...

Rob: Give it up fat boy!

Alon: Why I should...

Gary: (sighes) Now it comes to the final insult.... (western theme plays)

(Thumbleweed rolls by as Gary and Double stare at each)

Gary: Draw... (throws a pie in Double's face)

Double: That's it I'll... (licks the pie on his face) Yuck! Pumpkin!!!

Gary: I ran out of coconut crème...

Double: Now you shall die...

Gary: Oh and whatever you do... Don't look back...

Double: Why not? (looks back) (gets punched by Ben)

Ben: Hello Double... We meet again... Andrew...

Andrew: Y-Y-Yes?

Ben: Get everyone out here...

Andrew: But....

Ben: But nothing! You'll remove everyone from this island! Your bodies aren't adapted to volcanic environments...

Rick: Just do as he says...

Andrew: (Creates protective barriers around the team except for Ben)

Gary: Ben! Aren't you coming?

Ben: No, I have a score to settle... Just GO!

(Andrew takes the X-Force to safety and Ben looks towards Double)

Ben: Face it Double you're defeated...

Double: I'll die before I'll scumb to you.

Ben: Very well...

(The Hawaiian Volcanoes explode and lava and ash engulf the area)

Ben: You're in my domain now... (Throws some lava in Doubles face)

Double: ARGHHHH!!! KRAK! (blindly slashes everything until Ben gets hit in the side)

Ben: (groans and pushes Double back into the fissure)

(Both land on a large rock in a lava lake)

Ben: (Puts his foot on Double's head) THIS ENDS NOW!!!

(Double changes to liquid form and dodges)

(Reforms behind Ben)

Double: Well I'm so anxious to rip you apart! (pounds Ben on the head)

(Ben falls into the lava lake)

Ben: ((Oh no, this islands going to explode any minute. Only one more thing to do.)) (forms a fire orb and throws it deeper into the lava lake.) ((I hope I have enough of a volcanic charge to get to Maui))

(Lava spouts from every direction as Ben flies west to Maui)

Double: ARGHHHH! I'm stuck! I swear Ben death won't stop me! I am he who never DIES! YA HEAR ME I'LL !!! (the internal magma chamber raptures  the surface and the island explodes)

Meanwhile on Maui, the group of heroes stands on the beach looking at the explosion from the relative safety of the island...

Andon: Whoa! Beautiful is it? A volcanic eruption... nature's way of rebirth...

Nick: And what have you been smokin' hippie?

Andon: I am not a hippie, I am a gutter punk devoted to the ultimate desolution of governments, borders, and laws. Together... blah blah blah...

Nick: Make him stop (cries) Please make him Stopppppppppp...

Tim: Welp it looks like another adventure finished...

Scott: Hey look it's snowing!!! (sticks tongue out and catches a flake) Yuck! It taste terrible...

Gauntlet: That's volcanic Ash... I wonder what they did to the inhabi....

Sean: Hey look! Up in the sky!

IRA: It's a bird...

Gemini Red: Uh no... It's a plane...

Tim: No it's the...

BSP: X-Force?

Gary: Honey we're home...

Alon: Bring out the beer and let's party.... We finally defeated Double!!!

IRA: (brings out a keg) Hell yeah!! (starts drinking out of the tap)

Alon: I think I'll pass...

Ben: (lands) At least the little son of a (censored) is gone now... but...

Gauntlet: Oy vey...

Ben and Gauntlet: Death isn't permanent nowadays...

Stan Lee: Now ain't that the truth...

Tim: Well I for one am disgusted the way you handled it X-Force...

X-Force: ?

Tim: What about all those people that lived on the island you probably condemned them to death...

Ben: So?

Andon: So you let nearly 75 000 people die all for one villian...

Gauntlet: That's so Authority-like.

Ben: Protecting human lives isn't in our prime directive, we only annihilate Mavericks at any cost... They were only in our way...

Andon: Your logic makes no sense...

Ben: There is no logic, not here... (Opens a portal to 21XX) Gary? Are you coming?

Gary: ...

Alon: I'm sick of staying in this primitive era I'm going back home... (walks through it)

Rob: Ben are you coming?

Ben: In a minute...

(X-Force walks through portal)

Gary: So this is good bye?

Ben: No, I'll be back... (looks to the others) remember that... (walks through the portal as it closes)

(A gentle breeze blows with the portals close)

Tim: This is just great, a rouge force of Mavericks what do you think Gauntlet?

Gauntlet: As long as they stay in 21XX we should be fine...

Scott: (Let's out a big fart)

BSP and Stan Lee: (laugh like maniacs)

Mecha Maniacs: (laugh)

Six: (laugh)

Tim: Oy sometimes I don't understand these clowns...

Jonathan: (runs) Hey! I just got released from the hospital... Did I miss anything?

Tim: (groans)

Meanwhile elsewhere in an isolated location...

Red: (Peers into his crystal) Laugh all you want now but soon I will have my final revenge against you Blue... and Dominion of the world...
AWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Narrator: And so ends the twisted tale of Pyro the Fox, will he ever return? What of Red's plans for retribution against Gary and his allies? What's next for the X-Force? Oy... need a drink... I'm ditching this post (walks off his chair)

Director: Hey you can't walk out on me like this...

Narrator: Well watch me...

Director: That's it! YOU'RE FIRED!!! YA HEAR ME FIRED! (looks to the reader) Nothing to see here... beat it!