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in YOTF Episode One: The GASTLY Menace

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Narrator: Ahem... forgive my cousin (he's obsessed with Star Wars) , but the Sinister Six were engaging  in mortal combat *yawn* yet again with their dreaded enemy Super Chaos and his new Pokemon Mew-Three...

*Sinister Six Get Thrown around like bean bags*

Andon: Holy Spit on a Cracker, he's more powerful than I ever imagined this Pokemon's power...

Jason: He's more powerful than Mewtwo ever was.

Gary: He's still just as ugly...

Mew-Three: *uses Thunderbolt on Gary* Mew...

Gary: Ouchies!

Super Chaos: Fools! My Mew-Three shall crush you like the insects you are! Mew-Three! Give them another round of telekenesis !

Mew-Three: Mew... *raises hand*

Jason: Oh no you won't *throws Pokeball* go Pokeball!

Tim: I thought you weren't carrying your Pokemon...

Jason: I found it in my pocket... I wonder what was in that thing...

*Barbera Walters pops out*

Barbera: Barrrrrrr....

IRA: Holy! Where did you get her?

Scott: Remember when we were on "The View" ?

Tim: Yeah...so ? That was months ago...

IRA: Oh yeah, Jason caught her and disregarded the ball...

Scott: She still owes me an autograph... *walks up to Barbera* can I have your autograph ?

Barbera: Wallllllterrrrrrssss.... *uses Pimp Slap on Scott*

Scott: Ow...

Gary: Hah... so much for that!

Barbera: Bar... *uses Pimp Slap on Gary*

Gary: Ouchies! I swear if I get slaped one more time this epiouge I'm siccing SPAR (Society of Prevent Against Robots) on the writer..

Super Chaos: MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mew-Three use Curse !

Mew-Three: Mew... *raises palm*

*light flashes*

Andon: Hey! We were unaffected. Now use Barbera, Jason !

Jason: Barbera ! Use Interview...

Barbera: Barb ! *starts interviewing Mew-Three*

*hours later*

Andon: You know... This is kinda boring...

Barbera: thanks for your time... see you on the View...

Mew-Three: My pleasure...

Tim: Hey! You two are speaking english...

Barbera: Of course we can...

Mew-Three: We just were humoring you... gotta go now... Ta ta...

*Mew-Three and Barbera leave*

Super Chaos: *sigh* No point in fighting, I'm going home where I'll soak in a nice oil bath... *leaves*

Tim: I guess no one won this round, let's go home...

Narrator: Meanwhile in an unseen, untouched base in San Diablos. General Alan Reno overlooks his handiwork his military funding had come into fruitation, by one man Dr. Nuji Yakasan who recently developed a new DNA pattern to fashion an army of super soliders...

Reno: Ah, Dr. Yakasan. Have you found your volenteers for the mind transplant yet...

Nuji: Indeed I have General, but they didn't come willingly...

Reno: You did what?

*Shows Ben [Magma Dragoon] and Mr. Dragoon, bonded in unbreakable shackles*

Reno: You used the Time Machine and captured two mavericks from the future?

Nuji: They are the only intellegent lifeforms that are suited for this, besides from your files on them. Both their personalities and talents fused together will make the ultimate solider for your armies General.

Reno: Excellent, I shall speak with them...

Ben: Why I'll rip your larynx out you stupid human....

Mr. Dragoon: Shut the heck up, brother. Your just making it worse.

Reno: Tempermental, I like that in a solider...

Ben: Who the @$#% are you?

Reno: I am General Alan Reno of the United States Military, you two have been selected for an expiriment that will make history. *unveils a tube containing a creature similar to Tails [Sonic games]* Your personalities shall be downloaded and fused within this now-inert creature's brains. Making him a deadly, effective warrior unlike this planet has ever seen.

Ben: No thanks! I'm much better solo... Hey! What are you doing?!?

*Two techs come in and put cables into their pack USB ports*

Mr. Dragoon: Well, I refuse to take part in this...

* Tech activates the memory transfer*

Mr. Dragoon and Ben: ARGHHHHHHHHH !!!!

Reno: You have no choice *lights cigar* Mr. Dragoon...

Narrator: Our tired heroes finally finish the long trek home...

Scott: *Weeze*Why did we have to walk when we could have flown back here?

Tim: We all need the exercise Scott... *lies on the arm chair* Guts Man TRANSFORM !

*nothing happens*

Tim: ... It didn't work! What's happening?

Andon: Elec Man TRANSFORM !

Gary: Ice Man TRANSFORM !

Jason: Cut Man TRANSFORM !

Scott: Bomb Man TRANSFORM !

IRA: Fire Man TRANSFORM !

*nothing happens*

Andon: Uh oh, maybe that Curse did work...

Jason: We're stuck in our costumes. IRA help me pull this thing off...

IRA: Ugh... *pulls*

Jason: Hey watch it you idion that's my face...

Scott: I'll drown my worries in food...

Gary: Would that suffo...

Scott: Shut up ! *scarfs down on the food in the fridge*

Gary: 200 pounds to go til Scott qualifies for the Sumo Wrestlers League...

Scott: What did I just tell you?

Gary: Maybe they have a Mother/Son tag team...

Scott: NO ONE INSULTS MY MOM !!! *pummels Gary and keeps punching him*

Andon: Whoa! Scott dude, calm down *pulls Scott off of Gary* maybe he will apologize...Gary?

Gary: *doesn't move*

Andon: Gary... Wake up *kicks at Gary to no aval*

IRA: I never seen him like this...

Jason: Maybe we could destroy his Backstreet Boys CDs...

Gary: I heard that @$$hole.

Tim: Gary, you look like you lost your best friend...

Gary: I have a feeling one of my friends is no longer among us...

Tim: We're all disappointed by Edward's...

Gary: Not Edward, but someone else...

IRA: Is it one of my girlfriends ?

Scott, Jason, Tim: SHUT UP IRA !

Andon: That was insensitive IRA... Gary, maybe you should get some rest, at least Ben is coming tomorrow...

Gary: Yeah maybe I should...

Scott: Dibs on the closet

Jason: *whispers to Scott* I already claimed the closet, go find elsewhere to hide...

Scott: Cripes...

Meanwhile in San Diablos... The tube containing the fox is ready to give birth to the world's first Neo-Mobian...

Tech 1: We have brain activity...all vitals good! We good to go!

Tech 2: The fox is ready to come out of the tube...permission to drain the chemicals?

Nuji: Okay, open it up...

Incubator Tube: VROOOOOOOM....

*chemical runs to the side*

Fox: uhhhhh.... *cries*

Reno: *comes through the door* You said the fox was being born?

Nuji: Yes, he's now out of the tube and his brain's...

Reno: *walks into the lab*

Nuji: Wait! You can't...

Reno: This is my military Dr. Yakasan and I can inspect this creature if I do so please.

Nuji: Understood, but what shall we name him? Not just a number or codename...

Reno: I understand so let's name him after the name of the DNA donor as well as the name one of those mavericks, ya know. The loud one.

Nuji: Ben?

Reno: Yep. He's a beauty. Isn't he?

Nuji: Indeed General, within a matter of hours he'll be the most effective fighter this armies' ever seen...

Reno: *puts cigar in mouth and breathes in* And he'll be the first of many... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....