NEW Sinister Six in:
Attack of Rita Repulsa
Ben: In this story we meet those spiffy Power Rangers. And we even get a chance to become one! So what happens when Rita decides to take her frustration out on the Sinister Six? One way to find out now.
Narrator: And so on Rita Repulsa's base on the moon, the queen of chaos and destruction plots her next vile scheme.
Rita Repulsa: Finister! GET IN HERE!
Finster: Yes your nastyness. What can I do for you?
Rita Repulsa: I'm going to need a monster of destruction! Now!
Finster: Already? But that was your 5th monster this week!
Rita Repulsa: I don't care! MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE!
Eye Guy: Ummm...how about me?
Rita Repulsa: You've failed me to many times!
Eye Guy: But...
Rita Repulsa: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Eye Guy: AHHHHHH!
Finster: If I may make a suggestion.
Rita Repulsa: NO SUGGESTIONS! MAKE ME A MONSTER!
Finster: But the machine is...
Rita Repulsa: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Eye Guy: AHHHHHHH!!
Finster: Okay...okay, lets calm down. With Goldar on vacation, and the machine broken.
Rita Repulsa: THE MACHINE IS BROKEN!?
Finster: Yes my queen, but..
Rita Repulsa: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Finster: OH SHUT UP ALREADY!
Rita Repulsa: Sorry...wait did you just..
Finster: Why don't you just use Eye Guy for now until the machine is fixed.
Eye Guy: Yeah! Use me!
Rita Repulsa: Eye Guy has failed to destroy the Power Rangers! And I failed to destroy the Mechanical Maniacs! But what about those Sinister Six idiots?
Finster: Yes...they seem pretty suitable for fighting. There's only six of them after all.
Rita Repulsa: Good! Eye Guy, go megaopolis and crush them!
Eye Guy: Yay! I'm actually going to be useful! Here I go!
Rita Repulsa: I donno about him, but I do have a back up plan heh.
Eye Guy: Hey, I forgot about...
Rita Repulsa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Eye Guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! *runs out screaming*
Narrator: Meanwhile at Sinister Six H.Q.
Erik: What the hell is wrong that you have to scream so darn loud!?
Rich: Oh, I just nailed my thumb to the nail post.
Erik: Good thing you're a robot.
Rich: No kidding sherlock.
Erik: So what are you building anyways?
Rich: A new figure.
Erik: Cool. It's pretty ugly.
Rich: Well monsters are supposed to be ugly, now if you excuse me, I gotta figure to finish.
Erik: NO problem.
*Britt comes in*
Erik: What's up?
Britt: There's a monster attacking the city!
Erik: What? Uggggg...not now.
Rich: Right behind you guys! Let's snag the others and go!
Erik: Alright! Sinister Six Reunite!
*they teleport off*
10 minutes later someone teleports down...
Finster: I'm here my queen! Now to get some extra help!
*Finster looks around for anything then see's Rich's figure*
Finster: OH yes...this is nice. A perfect monster to use! Glad I fixed that blasted machine...Heheheheheh.
*Finster takes Rich's figure and teleports back to Rita's base*
Narrator: At the city.
Eye Guy: OOOOhhhh...this is fun! *blasts several cars*
*The Six teleport down*
Ben: Who the hell is this guy?
Leon: Donno, but he's going down! *gives Eye Guy a full throttle Thunder Beam*
Eye Guy: Owww...you must be the Sinister Six!
Erik: Who the hell are you?
Eye Guy: I'm Eye Guy. I was sent by Rita Repulsa to destroy you!
Gary: Well you can tell this Rita Repulsa we aren't intrested in being destroyed!
Eye Guy: *fires off beams at the Six*
*sparks fly all over the place*
Rich: Uggggg...wasn't expecting that.
Erik: Let me at him! *punches Eye Guy into a building*
Eye Guy: Arrrrggg! *punches Erik back in the chest*
*sparks fly out of Erik's chest*
Erik: Damn...that smarts!
Ben: *flames Eye Guy* Take this!
Eye Guy: OOOH...that burns! Grrrr...*smacks Ben in the back*
Ben: Ack! *sparks fly*
*Gary attempts to freeze Eye Guy in the eyes, but he can't figure out which one to fire at and is knocked back by a laser blast*
Britt: Gary! You'll pay for that you eye sore! *fires off a Rolling Cutter and it peirces one of Eye Guy's eyes*
Eye Guy: AAAACCCCKKK!!! NO fair! *runs around blind*
Ben: Good job Britt!
Leon: Now we can finish him off!
Eye Guy: You guys don't fight fair! Now I gotta use my secret weapon! *holds out a weird coin*
Erik: No you don't! *Erik charges Eye Guy and knocks the coin from his hands*
Eye Guy: My secret Weapon!
Ben: *picks it up* It's a coin? So what?
Eye Guy: Ugggg...now I can't use that awesome phrase...
Britt: What phrase was that?
Eye Guy: Oh...Velociraptor Power up!
Ben: Ummm...something's happening!
*Ben transforms into a new form*
Ben (O. Ranger): Hey...look at me!
Erik: You're a friggen Power Ranger! Now I know where I reckonized you! *points to Eye Guy*
Britt: It's a power coin. That's what transforms you into a Power Ranger! I didn't know there were more!
Eye Guy: Oh great...now I'm in trouble. RITA! I NEED HELP!
*back at the Moon*
Rita Repulsa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Finster: What's wrong now?
Rita Repulsa: That idiot Eye Guy is not only losing, but he gave the power coin to one of those idiots! Now I've lost control of the Orange Ranger!
Finster: Oh...this isn't good. I'll get to work on that monster that that guy made.
Rita Repulsa: Yes! Do it now!
Finster: *puts the figure into the machine* Here we go! Now to even the odds!
*Meanwhile back in Angel Grove*
Zordon: I'm glad you Rangers could make it.
Jason: What is it Zordon? Is it Rita?
Zordon: Yes, it seems that she's unleashed the last power coin. The Orange Ranger.
Trini: There's another Power Coin? How many of those does she have?
Zordon: Just two! I'm surprised she used it so soon. You have to go find out where she's using it and put a stop to it!
Billy: Right away! Let's go guys!
Zack: Here we go!
*they all teleport out*
Zordon: Good luck Rangers.
*Back at Megaopolis*
Ben (O. Ranger): *calls upon his Raptor Claw* (a sickle-like claw weapons mounted on the back of both wrists) This is awesome! *jumps over Eye Guy*
Eye Guy: Uggg...now I'm in trouble!
Ben (O. Ranger): I'll say so! *slash at Eye Guy with his raptor claw*
Eye Guy: *falls to the floor* Ooofff...
Rich: Damn...I wish I had a power coin.
Erik: Stop hogging all the glory Ben!
Ben (O. Ranger): *laughs* This rules! Yeah! *does awesome moves*
Gary: Now he's just showing off...
Ben (O. Ranger): *side sweeps Eye Guy and knocks him back down*
Eye Guy: Enough already! I'm beaten!
*suddenly a monster shows up*
Rich: The hell?
Erik: Ummmm...Rich...isn't that?
???: *roars* Nice to meet you Sinister Six.
Rich: Chaos Man?
Chaos Man: That's right. Rita had given me life! And she promises me lots of power if I kill you all.
Britt: Well this just got intresting. Rich's figure is going to try to kill us.
Chaos Man: *grabs his sword and slashes at them*
*they all get knocked to the floor*
Gary: Ugggg...this guy is strong.
Ben (O. Ranger): I'm a Power Ranger, let me handle this! *Ben slashes with his Power Claw*
*As much as Ben tried to overcome the monster he eventually was beaten*
Ben (O. Ranger): Uggg...it's not enough.
Rich: Let us at him!
Leon: Let's go gang!
Ben: *de transforms* I think I'll stick with my fire power.
*The Sinister Six attack Chaos Man who continues knocking them back with his sword*
Britt: *throws her trademark Flaming Pitchfork at Chaos Man* Eat my fire power!
Chaos Man: *slices it in half*
Ben: How the hell did this guy get so tough?
Gary: Donno, but we gotta keep trying!
???: Mind if we help!?
Britt: Holy Moly! It's the real power rangers!
Kimberly: Let's go gang! *she arms her bow and fires three arrows at Chaos Man*
Chaos Man: ARrrrrggg!
Zack: This is one of Rita's Monsters? Talk about losing bad taste!
Jason: Come on guys! Let's get him! *Jason charges with his sword in tow*
Billy: *slashes at Chaos Man*
Leon: These guys are doing a lot better than we did.
Ben: I'm not about to get showed up by these jerks, let's go Sinister Six!
Erik: Ben's right! Let's go!
*they jump in the battle, and with the sudden mass of help, Chaos Man was vastly outnumbered and over powered*
Chaos Man: Uggg...*rears back in Pain* I would of won if you idiots didn't show up!
Zack: Let's finish him guys! Power Axe!
Kimberly: Power Bow! *throws it and it attaches to Zack's Axe*
Trini: Power Daggers!
Billy: Power Lance!
Jason: Power Sword!
Jason: Now to finish this!
Eye Guy: *fires a blast at Jason* I don't think so!
Jason: Ugggg...*the power sequence was canceled* Nooo...
Eye Guy: forget about me did you?
*Back on the moon*
Rita Repulsa: Those meddlesome Rangers had to interfere eh? Well it's time I stepped up the notch! Finster! Activate the ray gun!
Finster: Right away my mistress! *He fires the ray gun down towards Megaopolis*
*the ray hits a nearby museum*
Billy: Hey...what's that?
Britt: That ray...it hit the Robo Museum!
*suddenly a monster flys out of it*
Gary: Oh no...not again!
Erik: Crap on a stick. This isn't looking good.
Pulzar: *roars loudly*
Zack: Another Monster! We got our work cut out for us...
(back on the moon)
Rita Repulsa: That's not all my Rangers! Hah!
Finster: Ohhh...this is going to be good.
Rita Repulsa: And now magic wand, make my monsters Grow!! *she throws her Magic wand down*
*Chaos Man, Eye Guy, and Pulzar all grow to tremendous heights*
Gary: We're's Godzilla when you need him?
Ben: Crap...what will we do, we've never faced something this giant before!
Jason: Leave this to us!
*somebody jumps down*
Britt: The Green Ranger!
Tommy: Sorry I'm late guys, looks like we're going to need both Zords here!
Jason: About time you showed up Tommy! Where the heck were you?
Tommy: *groans* I've told
you to not use our real names! And give me a break, I was busy!
Zack: Busy doing what Tommy? Playing parcheesie?
Tommy: For your information 'ZACK', I was helping out with a Earth Quake in New Guiena.
Kimberly: Why is it when we need you the most, you're always glory hogging someplace else.
Tommy: If you don't want my help...
Gary: Um...guys...The zords...
Billy: Well fine...if that's how you want to play it. Take your services elsewhere!
Tommy: Maybe I will! You know, you guys are a little pig headed today. Maybe I should...
Leon: Three big monsters...waiting to crush us.
Jason: Pig-headed? Where do you get off saying that Tommy? If anything, you're the pighead!
Tommy: Oh nice comeback 'JASON', you should...
Erik: GUYS! HELLO!
Tommy: Oh put a sock in it! Let's just do this.
Zack: Let's go! Mastadon!
Trini: Sabretooth Tiger!
*Their Dinosaur Zords appear*
Chaos Man: *tries to stomp on the Rangers*
Trini: Hey! What are you doing?
Kimberly: We let you grow big, let us call our zords!
Chaos Man: Hmmmm...let me think....how about, NO! *tries to stomp them again*
Rich: *Heh...that's my monster.
Jason: Let's go! *jumps into his zord*
Leon: How the hell did their zords appear so damn fast?
Britt: Right now, in the situation we are in...its best not to ask questions.
Trini: I'm in! Let's put them together!
Jason: Alright! Activating Megazord Seqence!
*all five zords are put together and create the awesome Megazord*
Chaos Man: Now that you idiots are finished showing off, let's get down to buisness. *slashes at the Megazord*
Megazord: *rears back*
Jason: Uggg...cheap shot! Hit me back gang!
Megazord: *lunges forward and hits Chaos Man*
Chaos Man: *blocks it* Pityful! *slashes again*
Megazord: *gets slashed from behind by Pulzar*
Pulzar: *roars loudly as he shoots dark energy at the Megazord*
Eye Guy: OOOOHh?! I want in in this pummling!
Leon: This isn't good, the three of them are gaining up on the Megazord.
Rich: Tommy, aren't you going to do anything?
Tommy: *sighs* They know my real name...so much for secret identities. I suppose it's time to call on the Dragonzord! Here we go! *plays his flute to call the Zord*
*The dragon zord appears*
Erik: Awesome! Now the battle should be more intresting.
Ben: I just wish we can do something..
Gary: Hmmmmm...maybe we can.
Britt: What do you mean?
Tommy: *leaps into the Dragon Zord* Here we go! Dragon Zord ready for battle! *he shoots out beams at Eye Guy*
Eye Guy: No fair!
Dragonzord: *fires more beams but is blocked by Pulzar*
Pulzar: *slashs at Dragon Zord*
Dragonzord: *rears backwards*
Zack: We're getting pummeled!
Megazord: *tumbles backwards by Chaos Man*
Chaos Man: This is to much fun! *slashes again*
Leon: Things aren't going well for the Rangers, they're still getting beaten.
Gary: Mind if I borrow this Ben buddy. *takes the Power Coin*
Ben: What good will that do? You'll still be puny.
Erik: Hey. I get it. The Orange Ranger outta have a zord of his own.
Gary: Read my mind. Velociraptor Power up!
*Gary transforms into the Orange Ranger*
Jason: Hey look! They have the power coin!
Tommy: I thought I had the last coin!
Trini: Nope, that is the last one!
Gary (O. Ranger): Okay...now what?
Erik: Call upon your Zord?
Gary (O. Ranger): I donno the name of the zord!
Erik: You're dino is the Raptor...try that.
Gary (O. Ranger): Let's go! Raptor Zord!
*The zord appears suddenly*
Leon: Again...to fast...
Gary (O. Ranger): Wow...now that's more like it! *jumps into the Zord*
Britt: My Icey-kun...a Ranger.
Rich: Now I've seen everything. My monster fighting the Power Rangers, and now this.
Raptorzord: *engages Pulzar*
Gary (O. Ranger): He's Mine!
Megazord: *punches back Chaos Man*
Chaos Man: Nooo...three Zords!?
Eye Guy: *gets slammed by Dragon Zord's tail*
Tommy: Now the odds are even, let's finish this!
Dragonzord: *Uses tail and drills into Eye Guy's flesh*
Eye Guy: Uggggg...this isn't working, I give up already!
*Eye Guy teleports away*
Gary (O. Ranger): Hey guys...little help here...
Pulzar: *has Gary's Zord in a grip hold*
Dragonzord: *shoots beams at Pulzar, but the monster only eats it up*
Gary (O. Ranger): Negative Energy! Use Negative Energy!
Tommy: My zord doesn't have that kind of power!
Leon: Gary! I can do it! Let me use the Zord!
Gary (O. Ranger): *teleports down while the Dragon Zord tangles with Pulzar*
Leon: I'll take the coin...
Gary: *de transforms* Good luck Leon.
Leon: Velociraptor Power up!
*Leon transforms into the Orange Ranger and hops into his zord*
Megazord: *calls upon the sword*
Jason: Now we are getting somewhere! Power Strike! *slashes into Chaos Man's chest*
Chaos Man: ARRRGG! You'll pay for that!
Billy: We got him on the run team! Keep it up!
Leon (O. Ranger): *inserts his electric powers into the Raptor Zord* He we go!
Pulzar: *goes for the kill*
Raptorzord: *fires off negative strands of energy*
Pulzar: *rears back in pain*
Ben: You got him! Finish him off!
Raptorzord: *electrifies his sabre with negative energy and slashes Pulzar to bits*
*Pulzar falls down and explodes*
Erik: Yeah! That's two down!
Rich: Great...all that is left is my MONSTER!
Britt: Sorry Rich...that Rita stoll your monster.
Rich: You know, I don't care. At least he's being put to good use.
Chaos Man: *is being over powered by the three zords* Uhhhh...this isn't a fair fight!
Megazord: *powers up its most powerful weapon*
Dragonzord: *does the same*
Raptorzord: *does so as well*
Tommy: Let's end this once and for all.
Jason: We're ready to go!
Leon (O. Ranger): Let's finish this bastard!
*all three zords fire their most powerful energy attacks*
Chaos Man: Rich...I hope you'll make better figures some day...*falls and explodes*
Jason: Yeah! We did it!
Tommy: Way to go!
*The Sinister Six cheer*
Rita Repulsa: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Finster: I'm sorry my queen. It looks like they won.
Rita Repulsa: I GIVE UP FINSTER! I'M GOING TO RETIRE!
Rita Repulsa: I can't beat anybody...it's getting so annoying! But before I retire! I still have the power to do one last thing...*she fires off a beam from her wand*
*meanwhile the S6 and Power Rangers recouperate*
Leon (O. Ranger): So I gotta give up the coin?
Tommy: Yeah...Since you guys can't join as Power Rangers, we're going to use the power for good.
Trini: You did good for your first time though.
Leon (O. Ranger): Yeah...I'd rather be a Sixlet than a Power Ranger, though driving that Zord was awesome!
Gary: Damn straight Leon.
Ben: Lucky...you guys got to drive the zord.
Leon (O. Ranger): Well you got to fight as a Ranger at least.
Ben: This is true.
Erik: I'm the Power Ranger Buff, why couldn't I become the Orange Ranger?
*everyone ignores Erik*
Leon: *powers down* Here you go.
*a blast of lightning hits the coin and it shatters*
Britt: Oh no! The coin!
Jason: It seems Rita didn't want nobody to have the power.
Zack: Shame...would of been good to have a 7th person on the team.
Billy: Zordon won't be happy that the 7th coin was destroyed, but I suppose there's nothing we can do.
Rich: You know...I think I'm going to take a break from figure sculpting.
Erik: Why's that? Afraid that Rita might take another one of your masterpieces?
Kimberly: That was your monster? No Wonder it didn't match Rita's monster genious.
Rich: Hey! Anyways, I have my reasons.
Jason: Well as much as we'd love to stay and chat, we gotta run back to Angel Grove. May the power protect you guys.
Leon: Same to you guys as well.
*the rangers teleport out*
Gary: Well, one good thing came out of this besides the Robot Museum being destroyed.
Erik: What's that?
Gary: No more Pulzar. He was blown into a million pieces. No way he can be revived again.
Leon: Thank god.
Erik: Some heroes we turned out to be.
Rich: Yeah, we got to experience a whole other power.
Britt: True that, at least some of us did.
Gary: You know, I wouldn't mind being a ranger, but I'm happy being a Sinister Six Member.
Leon: Right, nothing beats this job!
Ben: Let's go home and celebrate!
*they all agree and head out*
Narrator: Back at Angel Grove
Zordon: So the 7th coin was destroyed?
Jason: Yeah. I guess since Rita couldn't have the power, she thought nobody should.
Zack: It's a shame though. Would of been cool to have some extra help.
Zordon: Well that was the last coin. There will not be anymore...except maybe one other power.
Tommy: Another power Zordon?
Zordon: Yes, but you all aren't ready for it yet.
Trini: Welp, that's twice that Rita attacked two teams of robots. I hope it'll be the last.
Kimberly: She's lost everytime, you'd think she'd learn by now.
Billy: Well until she learns, we'll be there to stop her!
Zordon: Good Rangers. Now that you all are here you can help me with something else....
Jason: Not again Zordon...how many times have we told you to stay out of those sex chat rooms?
Zordon: Sorry...I couldn't resist...now I can't log off.
*back on the moon*
Rita Repulsa: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Finster: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *the whole castle shakes*
Rita Repulsa: Okay...you win already...now fetch me some ear plugs.