Nick Carter and Gary!
story was written by the one and only, Tim! You
Yahoo Auction Guy: Greetings all. I'm here today
to tell you about Yahoo Auctions! Today we have two
guests! Nick Carter from the Backstreet Project and Gary Martin from the Sinister Six! They both are big comic collectors, so that's why we
brought them here today!
Nick: Hey to all of my adoring fans!
Gary: Yeah, let's just get this over with.
Auction Guy: Okay, there are two computers in the
room, so each of you take one and today we will bid
on this First Addition X-Men Movie Comic signed
by Stan Lee himself!
Auction Guy: Okay, Nick. How much will you bid for?
I'll put down $50.00! (types in $50.00 on his computer)
Auction Guy: Okay, that's a lot of dough. Gary?
Will you raise Nick's bid?
Heck, I'll bid $55.00 (types $55.00 on his computer)
Auction Guy: Well... *gets interupted*
Hah! That's easy money Gary! I'll raise it to $80.00!
(types in $80.00 on his computer)*blows Raspberry at
(Gary Bids $82.00 then unplugs Nick's Computer)
HEY! YOU CAN'T UNPLUG MY COMPUTER!
Auction Guy: Ummm...no unplugging Nick's computer.
(pushes Gary away from his Computer and types in $120.00)
Hey! Tell him to get off my computer!
Auction Guy: Well, you did unplug his, how is he
supposed to bid?
That's the whole point! *gets up and pushes Nick off
the computer and types $122.00)
You sure aren't raising it very high. *smashes his chair
over Gary's head*
Auction Guy: Umm...no rough housing please...people
I'm not rich like you Backstreet Dofus.
(Gary tries to push Nick away from the computer but
Nick draws his sword at him)
Back off Eskimo! (types $200.00 on the computer)
Auction Guy: Guys! You have 10 days to bid! So knock
Your sword doesn't impress me, now move before I knock
you into the next month.
Auction Guy: ..........
Go ahead and try it!
(Gary freezes Nick with his Ice Slasher Beam and pushs
Nick away from the computer)
(frozen) That's not fair, tell him to defrost me.
Auction Guy: Gary, defrost Nick.
Don't think so. (types $210.00 on the computer)
Auction Guy: You can't leave Nick frozen like that
for 10 days.
(Nick breaks out of his icey prison and attacks Gary)
Auction Guy: Hey Guys! Stop it! It's just a stupid
(Battle rages in the room)
(comes on): Yahoo Auctions, the place to bid for
stuff) Do you ummmm......Yahoo?
*record screetching* YAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!