The Sinister Six Solo Adventures: Part 2


Gutsman's Solo Hitting the Big Top

Classic Sinister Six Epilouge

Andon: Oi, and welcome to our special Solo Adventures! The major idea goes to Gauntlet! The team members go on their own seperate ways and find dangers and their own unique adventures. Most of their stories link along with another members making the whole Solo adventures one real big adventure! It's a unique twist and a fun idea to boot!

Narrator: It's early in the morning at Sinister Six HQ and for some odd reason The Six are waiting in line at the foremost bathroom, even though there's like 4 of them in the entire palace.

Gary: How long is he going to be in the restroom?!

Jason: How the heck should I know? You know how Andon is and his hair.

Scott: *comes running into the room* I gotta go!!!

Tim: Wait in line. I'm surprised IRA isn't running around like that.

Jason: Tell me about it. He got really wasted last night.

Scott: *lets out a fart*

Gary: *starts laughing like a insane lunatic*

Tim: Ugggg...where is that straight jacket...

Gary: Noooo...no straight jacket! *behaves*

Tim: Good. HURRY UP ANDON!!

Andon: Yeah...yeah. I'm coming. *opens the door*

Jason: Looks like I'm next so...

Scott: *runs in the restroom at lightning speed and slams the door behind him*

The Six: *sigh*

Jason: *goes into a fenzy* GOD FRICKEN !!

(Later after the restroom crisis The Six huddle into the entertainment room and play Luigi's Mansion)

Tim: Guys, I have an announcement.

Gary: *watching from the side lines* Well..what do you know...look at the time. *stands up*

Tim: Sit.

Gary: *groans and sits*

Jason: Hah! I beat your score Scott!

Tim: *turns off the TV* Now Listen!

(All groan but Andon)

Tim: Where's IRA?

Andon: He's still asleep from last night, remember?

Tim: Oh yeah. Anyways, I think it's time we take a day off.

All: Hell yah!! *They all raise their arms in the air*

Tim: From each other.

Jason: Say again?

Tim: Gary's been getting to many of his own small roles.

Gary: Wha...huh?

Jason: Yeah...you know what. Tim's right. I mean. Gary vs Red

Andon: There was that Gary and the Backstreet Project Crap.

Gary: Ummm...

Scott: Gary turning into Eye-lephant...

Tim:Right. Gary and his April Fools Special.

Gary: *chuckles nervously*

Andon: Gary got his own Yahoo Auctions Epilouge.

Jason: Dude...this ain't fair! When do we get our own solos!

Gary: *quietly gets out of his seat*

Tim: Now we do. It's simple. We split up during this episode and do what we want to do, and not Gary's say so.

Gary: *tip toes away*

(Everyone turns to Gary)

Tim: And where do you think YOU'RE going!?

Gary: Well I uh...decided to go for...a walk. *sweat drops* Yeah!

(The Six stare at Gary with devilish looks)

Jason: We are sick of your stupid major roles! Now it's our turn!

Tim, Andon, and Scott: Yeah!

Gary: Well, I have no problem with that...I was just going for a walk. You know?

Tim: You're not going anywhere. Guys?

(The Four Surround Gary)

Gary: Wha...uh oh.

(The Six lock Gary in his quarters)

Jason: You're not coming out until this adventure is over.

Gary: Okay guys...I'll just sit here and stuff. *thinks to himself* At least they didn't lock me in the basement...

Tim: Okay guys! Now it's our turn to be in the spot light! Let's go have some fun!

Jason: Alright! Solo Adventures for us!

Andon: Shall we wake IRA at least?

Scott: Nah...

Tim: Scott's right, let's just go have our fun!

Jason:Andon, Scott, and Jason: Let's go!!

(The Six Teleport out)

Gary: Okay guys...jokes over. Come and let me out!

........

*meanwhile in the outskirts of town*

Tim: Ahhh...what a fine day for a good, relaxing walk.

???: There he is...go do it.

???2: Alrighty...here I go!

Tim: *walks by a banner ad place* Hmmm...*reads* Free Tap Dancing lessons eh? I suppose one day I'll take a peek at that. *continues walking*

Minion: *walks by* Da dum dee doo...*bumps into Tim* Oops, I'm sorry. *drops a piece of paper*

Tim: Oh, sorry. I was to busy looking at the ad display. *sees the paper that Minion dropped*

Note: Tim doesn't know Minion since he didn't appear in 'The Stupid Bomb'

Minion: Oh, it's quite alright. I was gonna place this here ad on the wall! *he gives the paper to Tim with a small unnoticable smirk*

Tim: Hmmm...Karoake Showoff? First Prize is promised his own CD! WOW! Where is this taking place at!?

Minion: Oh, just down the street, there are already several participants enrolled. Better sign up quickly! *Minion gloats to himself*

Tim: I'm off! Thanks! *Tim runs off towards the building*

Minion: *calling on a radio* Calling Super Chaos, it worked! He's on his way now!

Super Chaos: Excellent! We'll get everything set up over here! S.C. out!

Tim: Hmmm...this is the place. I don't want to be contacted here, so I'll just slip off my Cell phone! *turns it off*

*Tim goes inside to see Three other Robot Masters sitting down at the applicants table*

Pharaoh Man: Tim! Hey bud, you going to sign up too?

Tim: Pharaoh Man? Which one are you exactly?

Pharaoh Man: I'm the Pharaoh Man from The Tech Tyrants. You know. Pharaohman's Temple?

Tim: Ahhh...sorry. To many of that identity going around...

Gyro Man: I just want to get this gig over with so I can go back to my hobbies.

Britt: Which include what exactly...?

Tim: Uggg...let's not get into that. I'm gonna sign up now. Let the best Robot Master win!

Britt: You got it Timbo! *the four shake hands*

*Minion then comes in*

Minion: Alright, alright, everyone relax, you'll get your chance to sing in a minute...*trails off*

Super Chaos: *cackling behind the curtains * Heheheheh...once I get those goodie free loaders with my Neon, hypnotising lights, they'll be my mind slaves forever!

*Super Chaos Activates the stage and Minion continues on*

Minion: The Stage is set, the four of you come on up!

Gyro Man: Here we go! I always wanted to surpress my singing talent!

Britt: What singing talent...?

Gyro Man: I'll have you know I've won many trophies for my incredible voice!

Britt: Yeah...the judges must have been drunk or on a lot of caffine when watching you sing...

*Tim, Pharaoh, and Minion all laugh*

Super Chaos: *meanwhile Super Chaos watches from the sidelines* The Audience will be hard to impress. I made sure to invite all the sleepy, grouchy old people I can administer!

Audience: *is half asleep and half wining*

Minion: Alright old foggies...*nasty feedback* Erk.. umm...the singing shall start!

Super Chaos: This is going to be good!

Pharaoh Man: Alright, I'm going to sing my famous Egyption Goddess song! *starts singing loudly and off key*

Audience: *soon falls asleep*

Super Chaos: CRud...I can't turn on the neon, hypnotising lights unless something good is being played! I best wait it out and see if any of these goons can sing!

*hours pass*

Gyro Man: AND IIIII....LOVE YOU...*off key*

Audience: *snoring loudly*

Super Chaos: *snoring* Happen soon...one day...

Jacob: *pops a balloon and vanishes*

Super Chaos: *wakes up* Huh! Wha!? ARrgggg! *covers ears* That noise is dreadful! I gotta use the bathroom.

*Super Chaos leaves the room*

Pharaoh Man: And now! My Disco Fever! *The lights dim and Everyone starts singing along*

Audience: *The Oldmen get up and start dancing with their canes* HEY! HEY! HEY, HEY HEY HEY! MACHO MACHO MAN!!

Gyro Man: I WANNA BE, A MACHO MAN!

*The Mechanical Maniacs minus Gauntlet come on stage*

Gizmo: MACHO, MACHO MAN!

Tim: I WANNA BE! A MACHO MAN!

*The entire stadium lights up and a disco ball shines on everyone*

*Meanwhile Super Chaos flushes the toilet*

Super Chaos: Ahhhh...feels good to finally get away from all that bad rubbish! *his cell rings and he picks up* Hello?

Minion: You'd better get in here quick! The whole stadium is singing the Macho Man song! It's a riot!

Super Chaos: WHAT!? I'm on my way! *grabs his lights device*

*Super Chaos runs as fast as his large body could carry him until he got to the door and he opened it*

Britt: I believe I can....flllllyyy!! *sings off key*

The Audience is fast asleep snoring

*And the Mechs have left*

Super Chaos: ARrrggghh...Minion, I thought you said something 'good' was happening!

Minion: Yeah...*takes off party hat and clears throat* you must of missed it.

Super Chaos: I'll just sit here for a while then, something else is bound to happen!

*hours pass*

Tim: And so....I found my doggy! *singing a terrible out of key country song*

Audience: *snore even more loudly*

Super Chaos: *leaning on his massive arm* Uggg...this is ridiculous! I'm thirsty, time for a drink! *Super Chaos rises to his feet*

*he once again leaves the room*

Tim: Now for one of my all time faves! *the lights dim and shine and Tim starts singing like Garth Brooks*

*Everyone gets up and starts dancing, including the Mechancial Maniacs, minus Gauntlet*

Minion: Wow...I didn't know old people could dance like that! You go guys!

Super Chaos: *meanwhile by the Coke Machine* Ahhh... that hit the spot...*cell rings and he picks up*

Minion: *sounds of partying in the background* Sirr!! You're missing it! Tim is singing one of Garth Brook's best hits!!

Super Chaos: WHAT!? NOT THIS TIME! *He hangs up and rushes to the door* I can see the lights blaring from under the crack in the door! I know I'll get it this time!

*He quickly opens the door*

Gyro Man: And sooooo....I put that thing...back..*is singing terribly off key*

*The Mechs have left and the old audience is snoring a new*

Minion: *holding party favors* Wow sir... you just missed it! *see's his angry face and hides the favors*

Super Chaos: I don't get it! I just saw the lights flashing under the door, how....?

Minion: Donno sir...but I had a lot of fun! *runs off*

Super Chaos: Alright...this time I refuse to let anything make me leave the room! I swear I won't leave!!

*hours pass*

Pharaoh: *Yawns* And that was my last hit...

Super Chaos: *groans* My time is almost up...but maybe they have a grand finale planned out...just maybe...

Audience: *snoring with drool hanging from their mouths*

Britt: Now I'll sing the boring life of Quickie, when her Icey isn't around...*starts singing off key*

Super Chaos: Nooo...I refuse to leave the room, no matter how gawd aweful she sings!

*she sings so horribly that Super Chaos is forced to leave the room*

Super Chaos: RRrrrggg...damn, I need to get out of there...now I'll...*here's party music on the other side of the door*

Super Chaos: OH no! Their doing it again! And Quickie is singing A Cher song!

*Super Chaos quickly opens the door*

Britt: I LOOOOvvvvee Icey Kiiiiiinnnnss! *singing of key*

Audience is fast asleep

Super Chaos: WHAT!!?? *he closes the door from her screeching*

*Lights light up on the other side of the door and Minion is heard singing a Elton John song*

Super Chaos: Not again!! *opens door quickly*

Minion: *sings horribly off key*

Audience: *snooring loudly*

Super Chaos: *Super Chaos shuts the door*

*Party music and lights start up again on the other side and Tim is heard singing a popular Backstreet Boy song*

Super Chaos: Errrrr....*opens the door impatiently*

Tim: *sings off key and causes the windows to shatter*

Audience: *shift in their seats to fall asleep*

Super Chaos: *slams door and right away hears Quickie singing a Madoona song perfectly*

Super Chaos: *opens door*

Britt: I LOOOOvvvvee Icey!! *off key*

Super Chaos: *Slams door, but only to here Gyroman singing Rod Stewert's Forever Young*

Super Chaos: *opens door*

Gyro Man: And then I ate iiiiiiiiittt!! *sings off key*

(Soon Super Chaos starts opening and shutting the door at lightning speeds, only to have boring, loud and abnoxius music played when he opened the door, but when it was shut the music turned upbeet and professional, and cheering can be heard with lights flashing, but only to be vanished when Super Chaos looked into the room)

Super Chaos: AAAAHHHH!!! *shoots himself down unconscience*

Pharaoh Man: And now! Join in as we sing...

*The rest of the Karoake Fun went by with a huge hit. It's a shame Super Chaos was taken away to the hospital while it happend*

Tim: Man...that was fun! See ya later Mechs!

Sean: Cya later Tim!

Jacob: Guess it's time we head back to the Technodrome.

Needle Gal: Yeah...hopefully Gauntlet has solved that Gary problem...

CJ: Indeed. Off we go!

*The Mechs head home*

Minion: See ya Quickie! Later Gyroman! Catcha later Pharaoh! *waves* Man...that was the bomb! Sometimes I love being the low lackey! *shows off his prized CD and singing Trophie*

*soon Tim arrives at the H.Q to find it a mess*

Tim: WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND IN HERE!!

 

To Be Continued in the Next Solo!