Sinister Six Solo Adventures: Part 6
Andon: Oi, and welcome to our special Solo Adventures! The
major idea goes to Gauntlet! The team members go on
their own seperate ways and find dangers and their own
unique adventures. Most of their stories link along
with another members making the whole Solo adventures
one real big adventure! It's a unique twist and a fun
idea to boot!
Narrator: It's early in the morning at Sinister Six HQ and for
some odd reason The Six are waiting in line at the foremost
Gary: How long is he going to be in the restroom?!
Jason: How the heck should I know? You know how Andon is and
Scott: *comes running into the room* I gotta go!!!
Tim: Wait in line. I'm surprised IRA isn't running around
Jason: Tell me about it. He got really wasted last night.
Scott: *lets out a fart*
Gary: *starts laughing like a insane lunatic*
Tim: Ugggg...where is that straight jacket...
Gary: Noooo...no straight jacket! *behaves*
Tim: Good. HURRY UP ANDON!!
Andon: Yeah...yeah. I'm coming. *opens the door*
Jason: Looks like I'm next so...
Scott: *runs in the restroom at lightning speed and slams the
door behind him*
Jason: *goes into a fenzy* GOD FRICKEN !!
(Later after the restroom crisis The Six huddle into
the entertainment room and play Luigi's Mansion)
Tim: Guys, I have an announcement.
Gary: *watching from the side lines* Well..what do you
know...look at the time. *stands up*
Gary: *groans and sits*
Jason: Hah! I beat your score Scott!
Tim: *turns off the TV* Now Listen!
(All groan but Andon)
Tim: Where's IRA?
Andon: He's still asleep from last night, remember?
Tim: Oh yeah. Anyways, I think it's time we take a day off.
All: Hell yah!! *They all raise their arms in the air*
Tim: From each other.
Jason: Say again?
Tim: Gary's been getting to many of his own small roles.
Jason: Yeah...you know what. Tim's right. I mean. Gary vs Red
Andon: There was that Gary and the Backstreet Project Crap.
Scott: Gary turning into Eye-lephant...
Gary and his April Fools Special.
Gary: *chuckles nervously*
Andon: Gary got his own Yahoo Auctions Epilouge.
Jason: Dude...this ain't fair! When do we get our own solos!
Gary: *quietly gets out of his seat*
Tim: Now we do. It's simple. We split up during this episode
and do what we want to do, and not Gary's say so.
Gary: *tip toes away*
(Everyone turns to Gary)
Tim: And where do you think YOU'RE going!?
Gary: Well I uh...decided to go for...a walk. *sweat
(The Six stare at Gary with devilish looks)
Jason: We are sick of your stupid major roles! Now it's our
Tim, Andon, and Scott: Yeah!
Gary: Well, I have no problem with that...I was just
going for a walk. You know?
Tim: You're not going anywhere. Guys?
(The Four Surround Gary)
Gary: Wha...uh oh.
(The Six lock Gary in his quarters)
Jason: You're not coming out until this adventure is over.
Gary: Okay guys...I'll just sit here and stuff. *thinks
to himself* At least they didn't lock me in the basement...
Tim: Okay guys! Now it's our turn to be in the spot light!
Let's go have some fun!
Jason: Alright! Solo Adventures for us!
Andon: Shall we wake IRA at least?
Tim: Scott's right, let's just go have our fun!
Jason:Andon, Scott, and Jason: Let's
(The Six Teleport out)
Gary: Okay guys...jokes over. Come and let me out!
IRA: *awakes suddenly in his bed* Ohhhhh....man
do I feel like shit. *he stumbles out of bed*
(IRA makes his way down stairs)
IRA: Welp, time to get down to buisness...*uuurp*
*The drunken Fire lord walks through the hallway walking
weirdly until he bumps into Gary* *Though IRA didn't
recognize him right off*
IRA: HAULT! Who go there! *urps*
Gary: Shhhh...be quiet...wait a minute. You're all
wasted dude. *pushes IRA aside*
IRA: Urp...*falls on floor*
10 Mins Later...
Blade: *walks by in bathrobe* Hmmmm... Look's like
Fireman is drunk again. Ah well...
*Shadow Blade carries him to a room and sets him down*
Blade: There we go! Nice and cozy and away from
all the noise! *Bubbleman stares down at IRA happily*
Bubbles, you're such a nice man! *he scoffs and walks
out squeeking the whole way with his bath flippers*
Bath time....*he echoes out*
*Either did Shadow Blade realize that this was the portal
room to the world 21XX*
Dragoon: *comes through the portal* Darn, these
Sinister Six loudies! Why did Ben have to put my old
storage room right next to the portal! I'll teach him
too... *looks down at IRA*
IRA: *burps and wakes up* Whoah...nice outfit! You
look just like Magma Dragoon!
Dragoon: Well of course you drunk baboon! I'm his
brother Myron...hey wait a minute...
*Mr. Dragoon gained a wide grin as he slumped IRA over
his shoulder and went into the portal*
Dragoon: Perfect revenge for Ben! And IRA here is
just the ticket to do so! Hehehehehehehe... *cackles
(Meanwhile at the Sky Lagoon)
This takes place when the X-Force have all their orginal
members in Season 1
Ben: *sighs* WHAT!?
Anton: I wanna watch ER!!
Lynx: To bad whiney, we are watching Jerry Springer!
Rick: It's a good one! 'My Mother Married a Maverick'!
Damn talk about screwed up!
Anton: But the new Season Final starts tonight!
I have to watch it!
Ben: You want to watch ER Anton? Well you can!
Lynx: What...but we want to watch...
Ben: *winks at Lynx* Sure Anton you can watch it...
Anton: Oh! Goodie, Goodie Gum Drops! *hops up and
Ben: *starts maiming Anton* You get up close and
personal treatments at the ER Anton!
Rick: I swear you guys are so mean to the poor little
Rob: Better him than me...
*Soon Fireman starts walking drunkfully into the room*
Alon: Where the heck did he come from!?
Ben: *looks up from his maiming* Huh? What's he
doing here!? *gets up and leers down at the drunken
IRA: *burps* Hello there big guy...got any scotch?
Lynx: Scotch? Maybe he's lost and confused?
Ben: He's drunk Lynx...so little pest...what brings
IRA: *pulls Ben's nose* You have a big nose Mr.
Snouser...heheheheheh ...*Burps in Ben's face*
Rick: Whoah...nobody dare strike Ben and hopes to
live through it...
Anton: *gets up all mangled* Who has...to strike
him...for.....that to happen...*faints*
Ben: GRRRRR! YOU DARE! *prepairs to plow Fireman
into the ground*
Mr. Dragoon: Ah ah ah...*comes in pointing to a
*Ben stops as he looks at his brother*
Alon: Holly Molly! The Burning Carnage! *drools*
Rob: *looks at the ad* That's not just a pic of
the world famous beer...but shows who created it...?
Mr. Dragoon: That's right. Since you guys never
bothered to brush up on the drinks famous history, now
is your chance! *Mr. Dragoon pulled the paper into Ben's
Ben: I don't believe it. This jughead here created
the Burning Carnage!?
Mr. Dragoon: Well...duh! He's a serious alcholic!
It takes one to create such a famous beverage! You know
what would happen if you maimed him right?
Alon: No more...precious beer...?
Mr. Dragoon: EXACTLY! If he dies, then he'll die
in 20XX, and he'll never get around to creating The
*The members minus Anton all cover their mouths in fear*
Ben: You bastard...and you brought him here drunk...to
get on our nerves!!
Mr. Dragoon: Yup! Perfect Revenge for how you've
been treating me Benjamin! Well it's payback time! You
have to survive 2 hours with him without maiming or
killing! The portal to 20XX will then open up then!
*Just as Ben was about to swipe him, Mr. Dragoon vanished*
Ben: I HATE THAT JERK!! *roars*
Rick: Relax Ben, what damage could IRA possibly
do to piss you off in a measly 2 hours?
1.3 minutes later...
Ben: AARRRRRGGG! THAT WAS MY FAVORITE X-MEN COMIC!!
COME HERE YOU LITTLE...
Rob: *holds him back with his cyber powers* CHILL
OUT BEN!! We'll get you another one!!
Ben: YOU CAN'T!! THERE'S ONLY 3 IN EXISTANCE!
IRA: Ohhh...this girl is being nasty...time to pay
the piper...*burns the comic*
Ben: UUUUGGGG!! NOT SHE-RA NUMBER 39!!
Rick: *Grabs IRA and hauls off* Damn... this is
going to be harder than I thought!
Alon: Alrighty! Pizza's here!
Ben: Bout Time...
Anton: Yeah! I'm starving! Bring on the goods!
Rob: Glad the rest of you can join us...
Matt: Hey, can't help it if Marc lost the baseball
Marc: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR OPENING THE WINDOW!
*They eyeball each other evilly*
Rick: Alright, alright. Because you guys purchased
those tickets...this could be our last meal for a while...we
aren't exactly rich you know.
Matt: That's fine...not like Reploids need to eat
IRA: *comes into the kitchen* Hey... that food smell
pretty good! *burps as he looks up at the X-Force*
Marc: What's he doin' here, and what's up with Ben?
Ben: *holding in his rage to tear IRA to pieces*
Rob: Long story...let's chow down!
(Just as they were prepairing to dive in Fireman belches
out a large flame and the pizza erupts into ashes!)
Ben: THAT'S IT!! BEER OR NO BEER, IRA'S DEAD!! *prepairs
to slash but...*
Rick: *catchs Ben in his web* Just one more hour
Ben! And it's all over!
Marc: Let him slaughter the rat! I was blasted starving!
*Alon, Anton, Rick, Lynx, and Rob all panic*
Rob: You don't understand! IRA's the creator of
Burning Carnage Beer! If IRA perishes, so does the tasty
Marc: You're kidding... that drink is favored by
*IRA's cell phone soon rings*
Rick: *lets Ben go* He's got a phone call, surely
you won't hack him while he's on the phone will ya?
Ben: *mumbles* Lousy Resa frecken...
IRA: Yes....*talks fast* Are you my daddy?
Andon: *on the other line* IRA...no surprise that
you're drunk. I can't contact the other members...can
you do me a favor? I need help...
Ben: *drinks some of his soda as he eyeballs IRA
IRA: Magma Dragoon...drink a lot...Is he my daddy?
Ben: What did he say....*raises from his seat in
X-Force: Uh oh...
Andon: *on the other line* *sighs* Listen. I need
you to...wait. Magma Dragoon?
IRA: *burps loudly* Huhahahah. Funny joke. You the
*Soon Magma Dragoon scorchs IRA and he loses his connection
Alon: BEEEENNN!! DON'T HURT HIM!!
Ben: How could such a little twerp create such a
famous drink! I tell you it's impossible!!
*a crash is heard from outside*
Rick: What was that!?
Rob: *using his linking powers* It's Double! He's
attacking our base!
Ben: X-Force! Let's go!
*The 8 Reploids quickly leave the kitchen. Leaving Fireman
IRA: *hiccup!* You guys need hire a maid! *IRA begins
pointing his arm cannons*
Double: Awwww...X-Force! How nice of you to show...
Ben: *head butts Double to the back wall* I needed
to vant my rage out on something!
Lynx: Yeah...we somewhat knew that.
Anton: Heheheheheh. Good to see it happen to someone
else for a change.
Double: What a cheap shot! But this time I have
*A blast shoots and fires Ben back*
Magna Centipede: You fools think Double would of
Blast Hornet: Hahah! You'll all go down for being
traitors to Sigma!
Rob: No way Freaks!
Double: Mavericks Attack!
Blast Hornet: I'll Give you a real onslaught! *Blast
Hornet attempts to blast Jet Stingray*
Matt: Ack! *fires off Ground Hunter...only problem
is...it sticks to the ground.*
Blast Hornet: FOOL! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! *Blasts Matt
Rick: *Entraps Blast Hornet in an electric web*
EAT MY VOLTAGE!
*Web Spider electricutes Hornet*
Blast Hornet: Blarrrrgg!
Volt Kracken: *shocks Anton unconscience* Heheheheh...easy
Alon: I'd like to see you try that on me smallville.
Volt Kracken: Guh...*looks up at Alon* Uh...could
we talk about this...
Alon: *bashes him into the ground* Talk is cheap...
Sting Chameleon: *camaflagues into the brush* Can't
fight what you can't see! *he swipes his tail at Rob*
Rob: This guy is really getting my goat...
*uses his powers to make everything organic digitize*
Sting Chameleon: What the...*gets thwacked by Rob's
peircing Laser attacks*
Rob: Sorry lizard breath...can't blend into everything!
Blizzard Wolfang: You and me Slash Beast! One on
Lynx: You got it Wolfy!
Blizzard Wolfang: GRrrrr...I hate it when people
call me that! *charges at Lynx at full speed*
Lynx: *jumps and lands on Wolfang with claws slashing
through his armor*
Blizzard Wolfang: Damn!!
*The X-Force surround the last remaining Maverick and
finish him off*
Magna Centipede: Errr...nuts...
Rick: *helping Matt and Anton* Where's Ben?
Lynx: *without looking* There he is.
Ben: *is holding Double up by the neck* You've raided
my Lagoon...you've interupted our lunch...
Double: Grrrrr...you guys proved far stronger than
Marc: That's right jerk eyes! We were too powerful
*The other X-Force come in*
Alon: Where the heck were you the whole time Marc!?
Lynx: I always knew you were a chicken, and not
Ben: QUIET!! I'M ABOUT TO MAKE MY KILL!
Double: Go ahead! I'll just be back! I'll...hey,
your place is on fire...
Rick: THAT DOES IT! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
Rob: These last two hours, has been hell thanks
to that Sinister Sixlit!
Alon: KILL HIM!!
*They all charge into the burning inferno*
Double: Hahaha! Now to use this time to make my
get away! Mark my words X-Force! I'll come back even
stronger! *teleports off*
*They soon enter the base to find the place burnt to
Ben: WHERE IS HE!?
Mr. Dragoon: Gone. The Two hour limit is up.
Mr. Dragoon: Congrads Ben, you've managed to keep
the little guy in one peice! Now he's safely been brought
Rick: *looks at watch* He's right Ben, we've spent
some much time fighting, we lost track of time!
Lynx: Yeah...but look at our base...
Ben: Damn that little runt...
Mr. Dragoon: Well...guess you're gonna have to save
your slaughtering for another day...eh Ben?
*The X-Force glare at Mr. Dragoon*
Mr. Dragoon: Uhhhh...Ben? Guys? Uh oh...
*Meanwhile back at H.Q*
Tim: Welp, IRA is finally asleep. Poor guy really took in
a lot of booze.
Jason: Yeah...that's true. I'm going out for a pizza...cya...
Tim: YOU GET BACK TO CLEANING! This place is a pig stye thanks
to your party!
Andon: Yeah dude...what ever possesed you to have a party here!?
Of all places!?
Jason: *mumbles angerly as he starts cleaning*
Tim: Welp, some heroes we turned out to be! I learned that
singing can lead to lots of fun!
Andon: True. That and Violence doesn't always solve ones problems...even
if you throw a peaceful punch or two.
Gary: *is still scratching his nose* Yeah... and don't Pull
a prank unless you can get away with it...grrr...*continues
Scott: *showing off his golden Chef Hat* I am indeed a master
Jason: *opens the toilet lid* Lousy...goody goody... YELPP!!!
Xardion: THERE YOU ARE! *bites him*
Jason: *runs around the H.Q. with Xardion attached to him*
THIS AIN'T FUNNYYYY!!!