The Sinister Six vs Super Chaos

Based on a true story (psych!)

The people in this story are infact real, and they pose as Mega Man characters. I found this story a while back, so check it out. It's kinda funny.

(8:00 a.m. and the alarm beeps off in Sinister Headquarters)

Edward: Will somebody shut that piece of shit up!

IRA: (tiredly gets out of bed and turns off the alarm, which spread all

hrough out the headquarters) (He goes back to bed)

Scott: Good morning fellow Sinister Six members. Rise and shine.

Edward: Shut the hell up Scott, I’m trying to get some blasted sleep!

Scott: Don’t tell me to shut up! I’m just a nice morning person!

Gary: Both of you shut the fuck up!

Edward: Well, I’m awake now. Damn you all to hell!

Jason: I’m awake. Thanks to Ed’s shouting and screaming.

Scott: Better watch out! Eddie’s going to get cranky if he doesn’t get his beauty sleep.

Gary: To bad it never works.

Edward: All right that’s it! (Shocks the living heck out of Ice Man)

Gary: Damit! Stop it you retard!

IRA: Well, I’m awake too since you all don’t know how to keep it down.

Jason Name one time we “ever” kept it down.

Tim: Hey all, I got us all some breakfast.

Scott: Food!?

Tim: Yes Bomb Man, food.

Scott: Let me at it! (Runs into the room and dives right in)

Tim: I’m amazed. I’m the biggest guy here, and Scott can eat more than a sumo wrestler.

Gary: Maybe he should try out. He’s big and fat enough.

Scott: Shut up asshole!
(The six eat breakfast and turn on the broadcast)
Newscaster: Today in breaking news, Super Chaos is at it again. Destroying the city museum is one thing. But now he plans on holding the entire city hostage.

IRA: Does somebody think we should do something?

Edward: I donno. We are wearing these nifty outfits.

Gary: Nifty outfits? I’m just wearing a blue Eskimo outfit. Jason has a giant scissor on his head. And Scott over there looks like an overgrown turkey.

Scott: Hey! I thought I told you to shut up.

Jason: How about I ram this scissor up your ass?

Edward: Will you all be quiet! Somebody has got to do something!

Tim: I agree, we have powers, let’s go out and use them. Just for the hell of it.

Scott: Are we going to use them to stop Chaos or just have some fun.

Edward: Stop Chaos I guess. Maybe I can land a chick.

IRA: Is that all you ever think about? Is sex?

Gary: Sex and the electric bills.

Tim and Jason: (Laughs)

Edward: I’m the only guy here that actually looks hot. The rest of you look like a bunch of computer geeks.

Tim: I resent that remark.

Scott: He’s got a point.

IRA: Scott, you are such an idiot.

Tim: Well, let’s go do something I guess.

Edward: Okay, Sinister Six reunite!

Gary: Hey wait a minute! I thought Tim was to say that verse!

Jason: That’s right.

Tim: Yeah! That’s my line you glory hogging ass wipe!

Edward: All right. If it’ll help you sleep a night.

Tim: Sinister Six reunite!

(Six raise their hands and a large flash shrouds the room in a bright light and the six pose)

Scott: Damn that flash! I can’t see a blasted thing!

Jason: My eyes! My poor little eyes!

IRA: (covering his eyes) Ack! I’m blinded!

Edward: (Rolls his eyes) Am I the only one ammune to that?

(Soon the six run out to confront Chaos)

IRA: Have we fought this guy before?

Scott: No, infact we haven’t fought crime since 1875.

Gary: I find that virtually impossible since I was born in 1979 you idiot!

Scott: Oh yeah.

IRA: I don’t think we’ve ever fought crime.

Edward: Stop yapping. There he is.

(In a large flash, the Sinister Six appear in front of Super Chaos)

Tim: I’m Guts Man, the strongest guy in the world.

Edward: I’m Elec Man, you’ll find my attacks shocking!

Scott: I can blow things up.

Gary: I’m Ice Man, the coolest guy in the world!

IRA I’m Fire Man, my flaming moves will melt you into a puddle!

Jason: I’m Cut Man, and I’ll slice you into oblivion!

Super Chaos: Who the hell are you?!

Edward: Your worst nightmare!

(Six start showing off with neat poses and special effects)

IRA: I wonder who is paying for all these special effects.

Gary: I don’t know, as long as we don’t have to.

(Six continues special effects)

Edward: Let’s give the management a bill they’ll never forget. (Does the most amazing special effect yet)

Super Chaos: Impressive, but can you top this!?

(Does an even better pose, and destroys a few buildings while he’s at it)

Edward, Gary, Jason, IRA, Tim, and Scott: 0_0
Bob: That was kewl.

Edward: Who the hell are you.

IRA: (kicks him out of the scene)

Super Chaos: Who wants to fight me!!!!

Jason: Well, maybe another time.

Scott: I’m hungry.

Edward: I just remembered I have a date with Gloria tonight.

Gary: I have a comic due at noon, damn those amateurs!

IRA: I was planning on getting drunk again.

Tim: Well, I’d fight you, but there’s no point on doing it alone.

(Six leave the scene with a large bright flash, leaving Super Chaos blind)

Super Chaos: Ugggggg….I’m blinded. (Falls to the ground)

(The Six are at the bar later in the afternoon)

Tim: Some hero’s we turned out to be. Didn’t even stop Super Chaos.

Edward: (Points to the TV) Look!

Newslady: And thanks to the Sinister Six, Super Chaos was defeated.

Witness: They made this spectacular light, and in an instant they were gone and Super Chaos was lying on the ground defeated. It was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen!

Tim: I don’t believe it.

Edward: We’ll believe it. We are house hold names. Now maybe I can pick up a chick with a little more ease.

Jason: True, that and IRA’s drunk again.

IRA: Hello daaadddy.

Gary: Get away from me freak.

Witness: They really should be renamed, The Kindfull Six, instead of the Sinister Six.

Edward: The Kindfull Six! Yuck! A name like that might actually stick.

Tim: I just thought of something. Do you guys know what Sinister means?

Edward: Yeah, evil why?

Tim: We just saved the city, we are heroes. We are supposed to be evil.

Edward: One word for you. OOPS.

Scott: (confused) Hey Eddie. Does this mean you’re not a virgin.

END!