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*In the deep nether regions of the WWW computer systems, a lone navi finally wakes up from being off line.*

Fire: *Yawn* MMmm.. what a good nap. Where is everone?

????: Oh so you're finally awake are you?

Fire: *gets into a battle stance* Who's there?!?

????: You don't need to know yet foolish virus. Because of you and your group of bumbling hackers my main base of operations was destroyed by a nuke!

Fire: ... Um. If we were such bumbling idiots... then how did your base get blown up by us?

????: NEVERMIND THAT! You know, we could always use another one of your talents. Match is too busy switching partners for any of our fire navis to refine their skills as you have. What do you say about joining the WWW?¹

Fire: What do you think I would say?! HELL NO!

????: But we can make you rich beyond belief! You can have anyone and anything with the power we would bestow upon you.

Fire: Anyone? and anything? *fantasizes about Shan and starts to drool* uuggghhhhh...

????: So what do you say?

Fire: *still fantasizing.* uugggghhh.

????: .... I can see you are thinking it over. I'll leave you to your thoughts.

*Back in the real world*

*A silver-clad figure stands, hands on hips, before a palatial manor some distance from Arc City*

???: Hm. Nice. Not as nice as a castle, buuuut...it'll do. *Steps up to the front doors* Oooh, button!

*Rings the doorbell and waits...*

*From within the mansion, the bell is heard...*

Gauntlet: *still hiding in a secret place* Phil! Answer the door!

*Phil is in his room playing graal*

Phil: Lee! Answer the door!

*Lee is in the living room, watching cartoons*

Lee: Gary! Answer the door!

*Gary is hiding behind Lee's couch, trying to get hot-sauce into his popcorn*

Gary: Trent! Answer the door!

*Trent is training*²

Trent: Aaron! Answer the door!

*Aaron is tugging at his beard in front of a mirror*

Aaron: Alan! Answer the door! *booioioinnng*

*Alan is standing next to Gary*

Alan: Gary?

Gary: Oh all right. *abandons the prank and answers the door.*³

Nijubu: Oh, hello again.

Gary: Oh, hey Nij. I-uh-WHA?!! It's YOU!! Er...how did you find this place?

Nijubu: As you suggested I looked a little harder. Now, may I see the Prince?

Gary: Sorry, you just missed him. I think he may have gone to the docks where you started.

Nijubu:...I see...

*Orion is standing on top of the warehouse that the others are in*

Orion: How's your progress going?

Nova: Meh... These guys seem pretty hopeless. They seem to miss the obvious. And we are all pretty distracted by that Shan girl. We're probably gonna try and go rescue her now.

Orion: What happened to her?

Nova: Life Virus injected her with some kind of nasty takeover virus. Keep an eye out for some virus fixes. I may need all that I can get.

Orion: I will.

Nova: Man, I better get back. If the others get bored, who knows what might happen.

*A fart is heard and then an explosion follows*

Nova: Whoops. Too late. See ya.

Orion: All right. Later. I'm gonna try and find a place to sleep.

*Orion turns the PET on power save mode, crawls down a ladder, and goes looking for a hotel*

*Scuzzy sits at a desk tinkering with a few battle chips and his PET, the screen displays a slightly upset Jet.EXE sitting cross legged*

Jet: Jeez I always miss all the fun. We finally capture Shan and prepare to really dish it out to those VI Navi's when you call me back.

Scuzzy: Relax. I needed you back for a reason, you see while you were away Doc Wily and I came up with a little plan of action.

Jet: Screw the plan of action! I could have gotten rid of them once and for all.

Scuzzy: Like you did the last two times?

Jet: ...

Scuzzy: Anyway, we've got to get rid of the problem at the source. As long as the Navi's operator lives, the Navi lives, understand what I'm saying?

Jet: I... think.. so...

Scuzzy: You'll understand eventually. I'm working on three chips to help you in this little mission. The first one is called the doppelgang chip, It will allow you to mimic the attack of one enemy on the field.

*Scuzzy holds up the dopplegang chip to the LCD screen to give Jet a good look at it*

Scuzzy: Careful how you use it though, it can only be used to copy one attack once per battle, so choose who and what you mimic carefully.

Jet: Yeah this is good for battle and all, but I don't see how it will get us to the operators...

Scuzzy: That is where the seeker chip comes in, the Seeker chip takes the form of a homing missle, moving through the navi and finding a path to the PET. Once inside the PET it goes off, feeding a tracking signal back to us.

*Scuzzy smiled evily while Jet let out a rather... flamboynat giggle*

Jet: Okay, but how do you expect me to get to the Navis? I mean do you really think they'll let me team up with them a third time?

Scuzzy: Of course not, I doubt that they're that stupid. That's why we have bait.

Jet: Shan?

Scuzzy: No, you.

Jet: Me?

*Scuzzy held the third chip up to the screen*

Scuzzy: Geisha girl chip.

Jet: No way! Don't you dare!

Scuzzy: It's a simple program, it edits your image and voice programming while not affecting your mind set. So you're the same old Jet inside.

Jet: That's even worse!

Scuzzy: Relax. The VI Navis are a bit pervy anyway, so you'll do just fine. GEISHA GIRL BATTLE CHIP!

Jet: NO!

Scuzzy: ACTIVATE!

*Jet begins to develop breast while is waist line pinches, his white jumpsuit and jet pack are replaced with a scowl, brasier and harem pants.*

Jet: My manhood feels so challenged.

Scuzzy: Now go and find the Navis, if I feel you've gotten enough of them together in a group I'll deactivate the geisha chip and give you the doppelgang, you have to weaken one before I activate Seeker though. Now go!

Jet: Although these breasts do feel kinda nice...

Scuzzy: Now go.

*Jet pokes at his breasts*

Scuzzy: I SAID GO!

Jet: Uh, right! Yes sir!

*Jet zooms away* ⁴

1 - When Saiyan wrote this bit, he had the mystery voice explaining that WWW Fireman was deleted and his operator was jail. However, both Match and Fireman appear earlier in the Chapter, and BN2/3 show that Match has spent very little time in jail if any. So I changed it so Fire was getting the offer to be the WWW's best Fire guy instead of their only one.
2 - It was originally Edwin as Sharkman's operator, but I've since decided to change it back to Trent, the original Sharkman. It's because I don't know Edwin well enough to develop his character any more, and now that there isn't a real team any more, it doesn't matter who I cast as what as long as I can depict them fairly accurately if I take the series further.
3 - In the original, nobody answers the door, (Alan just does nothing) I changed it because this gets the plot moving faster. (There are too many long breaks between Nijubu's scenes.)
4 - This is the point where the original RP ends. That last post written by Jay was on June 7th, 2002. It is April 7th, 2004 as I write this. I think it's time to get started again, eh?

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