Series 3 Issue # 11 - Enter Cell...

It was normal day in Mega Land & or so we thought.

Gauntlet: (yawns)

Needle: Hey! Get up!

Gauntlet: What?

Top: Haven't you noticed something different?

Gauntlet: No. *looks out the window*

The Maniacs seem to be on a deserted island.

Gauntlet: How did we get here?

Snake: I'm guessing someone shipped us somewhere.

Spark: But we would've known if we went over water.

Magnet: Yeah. Spark would've been fried.

Spark: *Shocks Magnet* We were over water! We didn't actually touch water!

Magnet: Ow!

Gemini Red: Maybe we flew?

Hard Chika: Who asked you Tights boy?

Gemini Red: They are not tights!

Snake: If I hear that line again I'll throw you into the sea!

Gemini: Well I guess we better find our way off the island.

Spark: *points at an airship* Look a convieniently abandoned, yet perfectly alright airship! Maybe we can use that!

Gauntlet: Well this is awfly ominous.

The 9 leave the island and land in the city.

Gemini: Seems to be deserted.

Spark: Hey! Capsule Corporation!

Needlegal: I guess we landed in Japan.

Hard Chika: Home of the Dragonballs?

Gemini Red: I guess so.

Gauntlet: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go in!

The mechanical maniacs go into capsule corp. and are greeted by the owner Dr. Briefs.

Dr. Briefs: What? Who are you?

Gauntlet: We're the Mechanical Maniacs!

Dr Briefs: Guh?

Needlegal: Yeah! We move around in the Technodrome fighting villains for a living.

Gemini: Not by choice though.

Gemini Red: Gauntlet forces us.

Dr. Briefs: Well then you should be at the Cell Games.

The Maniacs: Cell Games?

Dr. Briefs: Yes an android named Cell is fighting the Earth's strongest as we speak.

Magnet: Then we should be there! For I am Magnet the Mighty!

Snake: I guess I could try out my wrestling skills.

Gemini Red: I might find someone worthy of my power.

Dr. Briefs: What power? Wouldn't tights limit your power, I mean, they're tight aren't they? Not that I would know though.

Gemini Red: *Remembers Snake's threat so remains silent*

Top: Anyway, Let's go!

Later at the Cell Games located in a remote area of a nearby desert.

Goku: You're right Cell I can't win. I give up!

Cell: What?!

Z Fighters: *shocked and surprised*

Elsewhere in the background

Announcer: So what do you think Mr. Satan?

Mr Satan: Um & Well of course he would give up! He's not half the man I am! *laughs nervously*

The Maniacs turned up during this conversation

Gemini: Yeah right! If you're so strong you fight him!

Gemini Red: Our combined intelligence says that you're scared of your own shadow!

Mr. Satan: Well what kind of fighter wears tights!

Snake: Quiet! Let's just fight Cell and leave.

Magnet: Surely He cannot beat Magnet the Mighty!

Gauntlet: Yeah! I think we should be able to take him on.

Announcer: Hey. Get a shot of the 9 boneheads!

The Maniacs: Hey!

Announcer: These 9 losers have appeared from nowhere and think they can beat Cell. What do you think Mr. Satan?

Mr. Satan: Well just looking at them shows that they are nobodies!

Gemini: Well looking at you I think you should grow some -


Cell: Well, Well, Well! Look what we have here! I guess I can bend the rules and let all 9 of you fight!

Hard Chika: Well could you wait a sec.I have to check on my Neopets. ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh! How cute! It's playing! Awen't you the cutest widdoww.....

Cell: Fine! I'll fight the 8 of you.

Snake: Time to test my wrestling skills!

Snake and Cell wrestle but Cell seems to have the upper hand and knocks snakeman out!

Magnet: Feel the power of Magnet the Mighty! Magnet Missile!

The Magnets hit Cell and actually work.

Magnet: Wow!! It actually worked!!!

Cell: Ow! Take this!

Cell fires a finger shot sending Magnet to the other side of the ring.

Spark: Spark Shot!

Cell gets fried.

Cell: How is this possible!

Spark: Damned if I know. This adventures been screwy since the get go.

Gauntlet fires his Matrix Gauntlets to send him into the air.

Needlegal: Hey Hard Chika! We need your help!

Top: Hey Snake! Hold him in position!

Snake: He's too strong!

Cell: Fools! You'll never beat me!

Cell throws Snake onto the ground.

Top: Hey! You'll pay for that!

Top gets smacked away into the background.

Cell: Kamehameha!

Blue and Red dodge the blast.

Hard Chika: I'm back!

Cell: And what can you do?

Magnet and Spark fire their weapons.

Cell: You'll never defeat the likes of me!

Cell blasts Magnet and Spark.

Cell: So you might as well give up!

Gauntlet shoots his staff at Cell.

Cell: AH! That staff went through my body!

Gauntlet: Hard Chika! Slam Cell into the ground!

Hard Chika: Whatever.

Hard Chika slams Cell.

Needlegal: Needle Cannon!

Gauntlet: Shadow Blade!

Blue and Red: Gemini Laser!

Cell: What? NO!

The attack blasts Cell into pieces.

Announcer: Unbelievable! Cell has been defeated!

Mr. Satan: It's a trick! It's a trick! You see everything was done by &

Top: Just shut up!

Snake: Put a sock in it!

Snake puts Mr. Satan in a full nelson and Top punches him.

Magnet: Ha! No one can beat Magnet the Mighty!

Magnet punches Mr. Satan.

Needlegal: Stop it! We're going home!

Gauntlet: What home? The Technodrome was blown up.

Needlegal: That's right!

The MM leaves and Cell regenerates himself after they leave.

Cell: I'll get my revenge! Just you wait!

Later on &

Snake: Hmm & I guess things turned out all right.

Needlegal: Yeah and we learned something to.

Gauntlet: That if I bleach my hair I'll look like a Super Saiyan.

Needlegal: No! We learned that egos can be your downfall.

Spark: That would explain why Magnet gets beaten all the time!

Magnet: Hey!

Hard Chika: He's right you know!

Gemini Red: Yeah!

Magnet: Hey shut up! Tights Man!

Gemini: They are not tights!

Snake drags Red outside and throws him into the sea.

Top: Well until Mr. Satan is truly the strongest we are & The Mechanical Maniacs!

The end!

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