The team are relaxing in their HQ, watching TV- Stone Man is asleep on the couch
Star Man: So... This is our first episode.
Gyro Man: Yep, pretty original so far, huh? I mean not many teams start by watching TV...
Star: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm, Gyro?
Gyro: Not at all...
Napalm Man: Ssh! I can't hear the TV!
Crystal Man: Good grief, Napalm- It's Scooby Doo, it's not as if we don't know the plot already!
Charge Man: Yeah, every episode is the same. There's no originality whatsoever!
Gyro (Mumbles): Not like our team, of course...
Star: I heard that Gyro!
Gravity: Don't worry, heh- I'm in this team, that makes us original.
Gyro: Yeah, and I'll bet that makes this makes good reading too...
No conversation for a minute or so...
TV: "Yikes! A ghost!!!"
Gyro: I can't believe this!! I'm so bored!!! ARRG!!
Napalm: JUST SHUT UP FOR-
Suddenly there is a sudden knock at the door
Everyone: Wow! That was sudden!
Star: And unexpected- I guess I'd better go and answer it...
Star Man opens the door
Stranger: Hello, is this the...(looks at clipboard) Darkman's Warriors team?
Star: Well, actually we're called 'Star Man's Wonder Galaxy Guardians' now.
Everyone: WHAT THE-?
Star: Uh- Didn't I tell you guys...? Er...
Everyone glares at Star Man- a painful silence follows
Gravity (To Stranger): Yes, we are 'Darkman's Warriors'.
Napalm: Who are you?
Stranger: MWAHAHA! I can now reveal that I am in fact your Arch Nemesis!!!
Arch Nemesis strikes a villainous pose
Crystal Man raises an eyebrow
Star: Ah... We didn't order an Arch Nemesis...
Arch Nemesis droops
Arch Nemesis: You didn't?
Crystal: No. We didn't.
Arch: But- But everyone needs an Arch Nemesis! You need me- I need you!
Gyro: We don't- Go Away! You're too unoriginal!
Napalm: Yeah! Get lost!
Crystal: I don't care about your butt- get out of here!
Star: It's Pig Latin.
Arch: I...I... This is SO unfair!!! I spent three bloody years at the arch nemesis college and training center, and nobody wants me as their Arch Nemesis!! I hate this! I hate all of you! Look at me- I'm a wreck! A wreck! (sobs uncontrollably)
The Arch Nemesis continues to wail
Napalm (through clenched teeth): Can somebody shut him up! I want to watch the rest of Scooby Doo.
Gravity (to Arch Nemesis): I suppose you could be a 'little' Arch Nemesis...
The Arch Nemesis immediately lights up
Arch: Really? Thankyou! Thankyou! I'm so happy!!!
Star: Just a 'minor' one though- Nothing too big.
Arch: Can I try and take over the world? Can I? Please?
Arch: Oh please! Just a little bit! Please!!
Star: I suppose so- Just a little bit, though.
Arch: Thankyou!! I'll go and get started right away!! (runs off)
Gyro: Did you have to do that, Star? I really can't be assed to go and fight some moronic enemy!
Napalm: Hey, you kept saying you were bored! This is what you get!
Charge: I wanna sit down- Can somebody get Stone Man off the couch?
Crystal: Have you ever tried to get Stone Man off a couch?
Gyro: Yo- Stoney, Wake up! Space Brain over there just went and got us a flipping Arch Nemesis!
Star Man glares at Gyro Man
Stone Man (opens an eye): Wha? Bugger. Is it dangerous?
Charge: Not really... He's only trying to take over the world.
Stone: Oh that's nice. Has he had any success yet? The Sinister Six or someone will probably stop him...
Star (smiles): Well actually, I don't think he's that much of a threat...For some reason...
Crystal Man chuckles
Stone: Hey, where's Fish dude?
Star: Wave Man?
Stone: Uh Yeah, him.
Star: I dunno- I haven't seen him... But we better start the meeting without him.
Napalm: Listen, I don't wanna be fancy pants super heroes, that sucks.
Gyro: Yeh, it's so unoriginal.
Charge: I know- why don't we be mystery solvers, we could solve peoples mysteries and stuff...
Napalm: Like Scooby Doo?
Charge: Uh- yeah.
Gyro: Or like the X-Files.
Stone: Shouldn't we be doing something? I mean something more interesting?
Gravity: Hmm... Yes, I suppose so.
Crystal: Like what? It's not our fault that nothing ever happens around here!
Stone: Well, it's kind of my fault, I suppose. I'm writing this epilogue.
Crystal: I can't believe you would write such a boring introduction!
Stone: Well, someone had to do it!
Crystal: But people are going to think that we're boring! You realise they'll never read another of our epilogues again!
Stone: But we are boring! And besides- what makes you think that anyone's actually reading this now?
Star: Sorry Stone, but I have to agree with Crystal- I'm going to end this here, before anything else happens!
Star: You've got 5 seconds to finish the epilogue! 5...
Charge: Hurry up already!
Suddenly there is a loud rumble, and something really exciting happens
Napalm: Wait! I want to find out who kidnapped Scooby Doo!
TV: "Jeepers, Shaggy! I never would have suspected it to be-"
Crystal: Phew! Thank God!