Cossack's Comrades Alpha Season 1 Epilogue 9
The Beginning of the end.

By Anime Master (Drill Man)

We are watching Dragonball:

Drill: Wow I love this show.

Officer Black (on screen): Sir, he is heading to wing 8.

Commander Red (on screen): So he is after the Balls, as I expected. Come on Black, we are going to wing 8 ourselves.

Dive: Wow this is one of the few shows that have a plot.

Skull: And a good one at that.

Pharaoh: I feel so good this morning. I don’t know why.

Toad: This is uncanny. Who woke him up?

Dust: Twas I!

Drill: What happened?

Dust: I gave him 5 bucks to do something for me.

Dive: And that was...?

Just then Ring ran out of the kitchen

Ring: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! A mummy bot is attacking me! It also got all the dishes I was washing dirty.

(Remember he got dish duty for loosing a bet during a poker game. Check the Secret Epilogue. The suspense is killing me)

Dust and Pharaoh: Hahahahahahahah!

Ring: IT WAS YOU TWO! YOU WILL PAY! FROM NOW ON I WILL MAKE YOUR LIVES AN EVERLASTIONG TASTE OF…

Bright: Sorry to interrupt your speech, Shakespeare, but this message just came in.

So our Communist heroes read the message.

Drill: No! Not even Dude Where’s My Car is more important than this.

Dive: This can’t be.

Skull: Gary… was… captured!

Bright: It came from an old warehouse down by the lake.

Toad: Let’s get the scoundrel who did this.

So they set off. But later...

*Knock*

Voice: Hey its Gary, open up. Do you have anything to take care of IRAs Hangover? Hello? ... Hello? Must have missed them. I'll ask Hard. After all he owns a bar.

At the Warehouse:

Skull: Come out you fiend!

Ballade: Hello you Communist fools.

All: BALLADE?!

Ballade: You have taken the bait.

Toad: Bait?

Ballade: Yes. Come on out guys.

3 figures emerge.

Comrades: Enker, Quint, and Punk?!

Enker: Yes we are here to destroy you idiots.

Punk: Now feel our wrath!

Quint: You are all about to be terminated!

All stare at Quint.

Dive: Never again, you Terminator rip-off.

Quint: It was a coincidence.

Ballade: Forget the movie, Attack!

So the fighting ensued. Sparks and such flew but one did not fight. It was Drill. He seems to be looking at a metal sphere that looks very similar to…

Drill: Wow it can’t be. It’s THE CONTINIUM TRANSFUNCTIONER!

Ballade: Don’t touch that! That’s not what you think. Wily made that but we are still testing it. This is a testing site. It is a teleportation device...NO NOT THAT BUTTON!

Drill pressed a button and a strange light glowed all in the warehouse. When the lights died, everyone was gone. But where did they go? Find out in the next Cossacks Comrades.

Cossack's Comrades
AM as Drill Man		Sean as Dust Man		Christoffer as Dive Man
	Keba as Bright Babe		Shadowyguy as Skull Man
Rebel40000 as Ring Man		Sergal as Pharaoh Man		Dennis as Toad Man