Cossack's Comrades

Cossack's Comrades Alpha Season 1 Epilogue 8
A Very Cossack Christmas.

*It was Christmas time in the Megaman Community and everyone was enjoying the time. The Comrades were decorating Cossacks Lab, The Maniacs were Caroling, The Sinister 6 were drinking eggnog, and the Wily Warriors were buying gifts for each other. Even the villains were in the mood that is except...*

Wily: Grrrr. I hate this time of year! I hate the singing, the loving, and the feeling! I wish it were no more!

Ballade: But why, Wily?

Wily: You want to know? Fine. I can’t stand having all this cheer at one time! Oh I guess you want off now right? I just let Bass leave.

Ballade: Yeah can I have off?

Wily: I guess. What I am I to stop you.

*So Wily is alone*

Wily: Maybe there is something on TV. *Turns on the TV to South Park*

Kyle Brofloski: I’m a Jew, a lonely Jew on Christmas.

Wily: NOOOOOOO! Even South Park has turned against me! *Flips again*

Lock, Shock and Barrel: Kidnap the Sandy Claws! Beat him with a stick! Lock him up for 90 years! See what makes him tick!

Wily: They have the right idea, but no. *Flips one more time*

Voice: You are a mean one, Mr.Grinch. You really are a heel...

Wily: *Flips off the TV* What am I to do? Christmas spirit is everywhere! But wait… Those brats talked about Kidnapping Santa Clause and the Grinch wanted to steal the gifts! Oh I am brilliant!

*At Cossacks lab…*

Drill: String up the lights! Put more holly up! Feel the spirit of Christmas!

Bright: Why is he so bright all of a sudden? I’m Brightman and he’s definitely brighter the me today

Cossack: He just loves Christmas. Plus this is a good way for the house to be decorated.

Skull: Lazy bastard.

Ring: I still say we shoot him with a tranquilizer dart.

Kalinka: Let him be. This is fun

Ring: I love this time of year too. Who do you think made those golden rings?

Toad: You are an idiot. You prove it every time you speak.

Ring: And what is that supposed to mean, Frog boy?

Toad: At least I don't accessorize by wearing rings like a girl.

Ring: You want some of me?

Toad: Bring it.

Drill: Stop it! This isn’t the time of year to do this. Wait until January Second; I want to see how this turns out!

*Ding Dong*

Kalinka: I’ll get it. Hello?

*Opens the door to a midget in an elf outfit.*

Midget: You a Cossack Comrade?

Kalinka: No.

Midget: Then why am I talking to you?

Skull: I’m the leader of the team. How can I help you?

Midget: I’m Fizzle, one of Santa’s elves. Earlier today an old man came up to the North Pole dressed as a mailman and took over the pole. The elves are in the pit of doom, the reindeer are on their way to the slaughter house, and the Clauses are going to be terminated in 2 hours.


Dive: What did the old man look like?

Fizzle: He bore a W on his shirt.

All: Wily.

Kalinka: I say death to him!

Skull: To the North Pole!

So they went to the Pole of the North.

Bright: Where is Santa’s workshop?

Pharaoh: I think that Skull Castle is Santa’s Place.

Drill: Now he turned Santa’s place into a Skull Castle! He will pay.

Fizzle: Yup that's it. Now the Elves are in the basement, the Deer are in their pen for their last moments, and Santa is at the top of the castle.

Skull: Okay Pharaoh and Drill, go save Santa. Dive, Ring, and Bright go find the deer. I will go with Toad and Dust to save the elves.

Everyone Else: Yes sir!

So they go. The deer and Elves were saved by our heroes and now the rest head up to the workshop. But inside there is a problem.

Pharaoh: There are too many guards! Drill, you break for Santa while I hold these guys off.

Drill: Sure, my friend. Good luck.

So Drill heads up to face Wily. They fight a bit but Wily seems to be dominating Drill. In fact Drill only had one good punch in.

Wily: HAHAHA! Now you die!

But then a sound came from below. It started in low then started to grow.

Voices: Fah Who Forez Dah Who Dorez Welcome Christmas Come this way!

Wily: Singing? No stop it! Stop the singing! No more! I can’t take it! Santa can go free he is in the cage above us! Now stop!

Drill: We did it!

*So it turned out the Comrades were singing that song from the Grinch to make Wily suffer. Drill let Santa go from his cage and the others rushed up to see him*

Santa: Comrades, thank you all for your kindness. You will always be on my nice list, but as for you Mr. Wily, you will be on my naughty list forever!

Wily: I don't care, just stop the singing, please, stop the singing!

Dust: We stopped a while ago, how is he still hearing the song?

Drill: Simple. When I got my only punch in, I put on a mini radio that will play that song over and over until the 1st of Jan.

Pharaoh: Well that was ingenius. Good work. You really love Christmas the most don’t you?

Drill: Yup and I am proud to say...

All: To everyone, Happy Holidays! Enjoy this for it comes but once a year. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Note: I do not take credit for some for this so I must credit 3 things: South Park, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Happy Holidays, from the Megaman Community.

Cossack's Comrades

AM as
Drill Man
Sean as
Dust Man
Christoffer as
Dive Man
  Keba as
Bright Babe
Shadowyguy as
Skull Man
Rebel40000 as
Ring Man
Sergal as
Pharaoh Man
Dennis as
Toad Man


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