Cossack's Comrades Alpha Season 3 Epilogue 1
Jumping the Bandwagon

By Anime Master (Drill Man)

Narrator: It has been a tiring week for the Comrades. After the appearance of a mysterious Wraithman, our heroes have been on guard…well not really…okay not at all.

Jay: Pass this shit around!

Cossack: Wooho! This is what I’m talking about!

Toad: …is he always like this?

BB: :D

Toad: …I’ll take that as a yes.

Drill: Cossack you called us here to show us something not get high.

Cossack: Hm? *Cough* Oh yes. Good news everyone. My latest invention is complete!

Ring: Is it that one where you were going to use on…

Cossack: !!!! NOT THAT ONE YOU DOLT! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT UNDER WRAPS!

Kalinka: Keep what under wraps Father?

Cossack: NOTHING! Grr…Anyway behold!

*Brings out a Game Boy Advance*

Cossack: I give you the DS!

Skull: …that’s not a DS.

Cossack: SILENCE! IT IS A DS BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Dive: Okay…but you didn’t make it.

Cossack: Ah but I modified it. I give you the NET NAVI MAKER! YOU WILL NOW BECOME NET NAVIS!

Kalinka: Use that Caps Lock one more time and I’ll ban you from this epilogue.

Cossack: Damn daughter. Anyway you can now become Net Navis.

Diveman: Wooho!

Cossack: Not you Diveman. Or you Dustman. I need you elsewhere. No form for you two. Same to you Jay and Silent Bob. I need you here.

Jay: That’s fucked up.

Cossack: Anyway take your damn forms and leave me alone.

*And with this they become Net Navis*

Drill.EXE: Cyberspace rules. I love it.

Bright.EXE: CYBER TACOS!

Skull.EXE: Our forms kick ass. Wait...where’s Ring?

Ring.EXE: …I’m not coming out.

Pharaoh.EXE: Aw come on. It cant be that bad.

*Ring.EXE steps out*

Comrades: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ring.EXE: FUCK YOU TOO!

Toad.EXE: Someone's a little effeminate.

Bright.EXE: Ghey!

Ring.EXE: GOD DAMN IT!

Voice: Hey leave her alone!

Drill.EXE: ?

Bob: As Guardian of the Net I order you to leave this fine woman alone.

Matrix: I say we just shoot them. They are obviously viruses.

Bob: You know where I stand on that. If they are Viruses we can use them to help us stop Megabyte.

Toad.EXE: RIBBIT!

Skull.EXE: Listen we are Net Navi’s. Robot’s put on the net. However I say we help them with this Megabit character.

Bob: Megabyte.

Skull.EXE: Whatever. Who’s with me?

Drill.EXE: Listen to me asshole, I’m the leader not you! Remember what happened to Shadowy? It will happen to you if you do that again. But I agree with you. Let’s help them.

Bob: Excellent. The more the merrier. Now to Mainframe, where Megabyte is in control!

Matrix: Hey babe. If AndrAI isn’t around want me to show you the net?

Ring.EXE: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

*And so the Fellowship of the Net traveled to Mainframe, stopping in the Wood of Esgrad and Mount Doom. Upon reaching their destination they grouped up with their other allies.*

Dot: Bob, he has Phong! What are we going to do?

Bob: We storm the city.

Matrix: I won’t rest until I do in that Virus trash.

AndrAI: Matrix, who is this woman?

Matrix: She is Ring. She’s no one.

Ring.EXE: …I give up.

Skull.EXE: It’s okay ring. I wont rest until you are back to being a guy.

Drill.EXE: Grr…oh it’s on.

Mike the TV: Hey Drill.EXE, care to make a statement on this?

Pharaoh.EXE: *Shoots him*

Mike the TV: Ow…

Pharaoh.EXE: I hate Reporters.

Toad.EXE: RIBBIT! RIBBIT!

Bob: What does that mean?

Bright.EXE: Up.

Dot: You make zero sense!

Skull.EXE: LOOK OUT! IT’s COMING RIGHT FOR US!

Skull.EXE: *Shoots a bone at a female virus*

Hexadecimal: How rude. Bob, you should tell your friends to respect me.

Bob: Hello Hex.

Hexadecimal: Oh my brother does enjoy his capture of the Net. So easy.

Matrix: Virus!

*Shoots at her with GUN*

Hexadecimal: You can’t shoot my pretty face!!!

Bob: Matrix, you go find Megabyte. Comrades, fight the viruses. I got Hex.

Hexadecimal: Ooooo I have always wanted you to say that.

Drill.EXE: Comrades, shall we fight?

Ring.EXE: I’m going home.

Skull.EXE: Be a man. Stay and fight.

*A virus comes and hits Skull.EXE*

Toad.EXE: RIBBIT!

Skull.EXE: Err…help m…e dRilL.

Drill.EXE: Why should I? It’s only a flesh wound.

Pharaoh.EXE: Drill, shall we go and assist Matrix.

Drill.EXE: Lets go and…

Dive.EXE: Hi guys I’m here!

Dust.EXE: Me too! Woah Ring you got hot.

Ring.EXE: Fuck you. Why did Cossack want you guys?

Dust.EXE: Um…you don’t want to know.

Pharaoh.EXE: I can tell. Lets go kick some ass!

*So the Comrades leave Skull behind and go to where Matrix is fighting Megabyte.*

Megabyte: What is this? No witty remark? Come on little Enzo.

Matrix: I will see your head on a spike!

Megabyte: We shall see. Now I shall use Phong’s severed head to control the net.

Drill.EXE: COMRADES FIRE!

*They attack the virus and delete him.*

Pharaoh.EXE: Thank god he’s dead. Reminded me of Virgil from Mighty Max.

Matrix: Ring, we defeated him. Now we can be alone.

Ring.EXE: FUCK NO! I’M TIRED OF THIS!

*And she unleashes her attack, killing the guardian.*

*Shot*

*Sorry. Did I say ‘She?’ I meant ‘Him.’*

Ring.EXE: Let’s leave before the blue guy comes and tries to kill us.

Drill.EXE: Agreed. Let’s never speak of this again.

*Jack Out*

Cossack: Ah you're back. How was the net?

Ring: May I see the “DS”?

Cossack: Sure!

*Destroys it.*

Cossack: DUDE! MY MACHINE!

Kalinka: I warned you. You’re IP Banned from the rest of this Epilogue.

Drill: So we are down a Skullman. Joy. Okay as far as anyone is concerned he is a missing person. Understand?

Toad: Yep. Though I have an idea for who could be our new one.

*Who is this person who will replace Err? Find out next epilogue!*

Skull.EXE: LAME!

Cossack's Comrades
AM as Drill Man		Sean as Dust Man		Geoff as Dive Man
	Keba as Bright Babe		Err as Skull Man
Rebel40000 as Ring Man		Jade as Pharaoh Man		Zapper as Toad Girl