Darkman's Robot Warriors

Once again, Stone seems to have lost track of the others as he heads towards the Salami-Coaster

Stone ManStone: ...Guys! Where did you go?

Gyro ManGyro: Hey Stone.

Napalm ManNapalm: We're over here!

Wave ManWave: Me too!

Napalm ManNapalm: C'mon- the ride's about to start!

So the four robot masters squeeze themselves into a carriage near the front and...

Ride Operator: Sorry fellas, this carriage is reserved for the camera crew.

Stone ManStone: What camera crew?

Oil ManOil Man: MY camera crew!

Gyro ManGyro: Oil Man? What do you of all people need a camera crew for?

Oil ManOil Man (getting into the carriage in front): I have my own travel show now. I'm surprised you haven't heard of it- the ads are on TV all the time.

Stone ManStone: Ah, you see that would be the problem. We don't have a TV anymore.

Gyro ManGyro: Sounds like we're missing a lot of quality stuff though. Ha!

Napalm ManNapalm (sadly): ...yes..

Oil ManOil Man: Look, would you guys clear off please? I need to get my make-up done. I'm sure there's some empty carriages down the back.

So the four robot masters squeeze themselves into a carriage near the BACK and...

Ride Operator: Okay everybody- keep your arms and legs inside the carriage at all times, remember to smile at the secret camera, don't eat your complimentary salami until after you have thrown up, and HAVE FUN!

The carriages slowly start moving

Stone ManStone: My arms and legs barely fit inside the carriage...

Napalm ManNapalm: Yeah, and I didn't get any complimentary salami.

Gyro ManGyro: Oh? You can have mine.

Wave ManWave: HAHAHA!!! Oh I finally get it!! Oil Man hosts a TRAVEL show! HAHAHA!!

Stone ManStone: ???

Gyro ManGyro: Lets just ignore him.

Suddenly a loud screaming erupts from towards the front of the coaster

Stone ManStone: Sounds like we must be coming up to a dip.

Napalm ManNapalm: Yeah! Then I can use this! (holds up a stick)

Wave ManWave: HAHA! A Dipstick!! Thats friggin hilarious!!

Gyro ManGyro (groans): Look you two just... just keep to yourselves, okay?

The screams from the front are getting louder, and the carriages start to shake

Stone ManStone: Hang on a minute- I think somethings wrong here!

Gyro ManGyro (flying out of the carriage): I'll take a loo- Woah! Seems they didn't finish making the track!! Watch out!!

Sure enough, the coaster flies right off the rails, the passengers plummeting through the air like cattle off a skyscraper...

Stone ManStone: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!

THUD!! Stone Man lands right inside a tent...

But which one...?

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