Whilst Gyro, Napalm, and Charge have gone off to try and get a part in the new 'Scooby Doo' movie, the others are searching for a new base...
Star: Dammit. If
only we hadn't underestimated Arch...
Stone: Shh!! I can almost hear the TV through the glass!
TV: "...mumble
mumble..."
Storekeep: Get away from my shop window! You're scaring away the customers!
Crystal: Customers?
At this time of night?
Star: If anything,
we're scaring away prospective burglars.
The four reluctantly wander away from the shop
Stone: Argh. I'd never seen that episode before!
Gravity: Hmm...
Perhaps we should've sent you off with the others...
Stone: Shut up.
Star: Hey- I
wonder what happened to Gimmick when the base blew up?
Crystal: Hmm...
lemme think... He got blown up?
Gravity: Possibly...
but he wasn't there when we first arrived back...
Stone: Poor little guy... He's probably scattered all over the city...
Star: That's
horrible! We will avenge his death- I swear!
Crystal: Ah well,
Housekeepers come, housekeepers go...
Stone: Yeah- so do houses. (sits down by the side of the road) Guys, what are we gonna do?
Gravity: Can we
claim the damage on insurance?
Crystal: Under
what? Acts of God? Arch is barely a real threat, let alone a God...
Star: They'd
never believe us- we've been short on money for ages, they'd
think we did it!
Stone: Allow me to point out... firstly we've never had insurance, and
secondly we didn't even own the place!
Crystal: Uh yeah,
good point.
All of a sudden...
Georgo: BAH! THE DARKMAN ROBOTS!
Gravity: Ack!
Stone: You stupid pink oaf! What the hell are you doing here?
Star: Who cares?
Lets... FIGHT!
Georgo: NO FIGHT, NO FIGHT.
Crystal: Uh?
Gravity: Perhaps
he's finally realised our immense power!
Georgo: IT IS NO MOOD FOR FIGHTING.
Crystal: Okay, I
think we got that, but- DO YOU HAVE TO TALK SO LOUD?!!
Georgo: Sorry.
Stone: So, if you don't want to fight- what's the problem?
Georgo: Arch! He's missing... There
was a big explosion and...BOOM!
Stone: Well, I don't blame him for that! I'd be missing too, if I got on
the wrong side of us!
Crystal: Heh-heh,
yeah...
Georgo: Wha? Arch no cause boom!
Arch was searching trash cans for food!
Star: He didn't
cause the explosion?!
Gravity: He gets
his food from trash cans?!
Georgo: Is so sad! (sits down)
Stone: Uh, yeah. I think I'm getting a bit emotional too.
Crystal: Hmm...This
would make a great book! ......on second thoughts... nah.
INTERLUDE
Man: Eugh... This popcorn is awful...
Woman: Honey, are you sure this is a cinema? It looks just like the side of the road.
Man: By Jove, you're right! We've been sitting by the road the whole evening!!
Woman: Lets go home then. I forgot to feed the cat, anyway. (They leave)
END INTERLUDE- Normal programme resumes...
Gravity: Oh good-
those people have gone. It was a bit creepy with them staring at
us.
Stone: You're such a wimp.
Gravity: But it
was so unnecessary! I mean, what is this- Big Brother?
Star: YES! Big
Brother!! Why don't we apply to join it- we might win some money
for a new base, and we'll have a roof over our heads at least!
Georgo: Uh, I go home now.
Later on, after they have walked to the TV studios...
Receptionist: Oh God! Not you again!
Crystal: Er, I'm
sorry. Have we met?
Receptionist: Yes! In Episode 4- You accused me of being a woman!
Crystal: You mean
to say you're a man?!
Stone: Hehe.
Receptionist: Yes! Well, er no... Ever since you said that to me, I felt I wanted to be a woman. So now I am.
Stone: Euugh...
Gravity: I didn't
want to know that...
Star: Ahem...
Anyway, We are here to join Big Brother...
20 Minutes later...
Receptionist: You're joking right? No-one would air a television show like that!
Star: You don't
show it then?
Receptionist: I've never even heard of it before. It sounds really, really boring- a bunch of people sitting around doing nothing all day?
Crystal: I'm a
natural.
So once again, they return to the streets...
Stone: Okay... What should we do now?
Gravity:
Crystal: Hey! How'd
you do that cool thing with your voice?
Gravity: Huh?
Star: You know-
your voice was, um, moving...
Stone: Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Gravity: Really? I
didn't notice I was doing it... it must have been an accident.
Crystal: Hehe,
maybe your voice is breaking.
Gravity: Shaddup.
Suddenly...
Arch: You! What have you done with Georgo?!
Star: Arch!
Arch: Good
servants are so hard to find these days!
Crystal: You're
telling me! You blew up Gimmick!
Stone: Yeah! You're in for it this time- blowing up our headquarters,
the nerve!
Arch: What? I didn't blow up your base! I was dining in a fine
restaurant!
Star: Fine
restaurant? Hah! That's not the way we heard it!
Stone: Hehe...
Gravity, Stone, and Star begin to discuss intricacies with Arch...
Will they ever solve the mystery of the disaster? And what have the others been doing?