Darkman's Robot Warriors

DRW starring in:
"...and the Crazies"

By Stone Man

Unaware of the strange mysteries confronting Stone, Star, Gravity, and Crystal, the others have headed off in search of stardom- in the upcoming 'Scooby Doo Movie'

Gyro ManGyro: I still say we should just fly there! I mean, If I didn't have you two heavy morons following me around, I would have met Scooby by now!

Napalm ManNapalm: Hey! I'm not a moron.

Charge ManCharge: Yeah, that was a bit harsh.

Napalm ManNapalm: Hmph.

Gyro ManGyro: You guys are sooo lame.

Charge ManCharge: I didn't even think you liked Scooby Doo anyway.

Gyro ManGyro: I, Uh- I don't. I'm just coming to make sure you guys don't get into any trouble.

Napalm ManNapalm: Hah!

Gyro ManGyro: What did you say?

Napalm ManNapalm: Nothing. I'm not speaking another word to you until you apologise!

Charge ManCharge: Gyro, you lucky bastard...

All of a sudden, once it had become apparent that no witty banter was going to take place...

Taxi: Allo Guv. Need a ride?

Charge ManCharge: Wow! A talking taxi!

Taxi: Wow! A talking train!

Gyro ManGyro (flinching): Did... did someone just call Charge a train? Uh-oh...

Charge ManCharge: Hiee-ieee-ieeee..!

Napalm ManNapalm: That dude is in real trouble... Charge is turning red...

Charge ManCharge: Nyuk nyuk nyuk ahh haah haa...

Gyro ManGyro: Ah- nope, he's just his usual pink...

Taxi: Man, this is so screwed.

Charge ManCharge (at boiling point): Arrrghhh! I really don't like being called a train! Gaaar!

Gyro ManGyro: We ought to do something, that taxi is probably the quickest way to get to the film site.

Napalm ManNapalm: Er... Charge... He didn't... ah... call you a train.

Charge ManCharge: He didn't?

Napalm ManNapalm: Um... he said... 'Wow, you must have a... big brain!'

Charge ManCharge: Really? (embarassed) Oh, I bet he says that to all the guys...

Taxi: Yeah, man. You must have a big brain...

Charge ManCharge: Aw shucks.

Taxi: ... for a pink train, that is.

Gyro ManGyro: Ack! Just tell me when its safe to look!

Quite some time later...

Crystal ManCrystal: Wow, I never would have suspected that it was actually Dark Man who had blown up our HQ...

Gravity ManGravity: ...That he was the one framing Arch, who in this case was actually innocent...

Napalm ManNapalm: ...Or that the apparent film site was just a cheap mock up, used to lure us into Dark Man's deadly trap...

Star ManStar: I guess it was lucky we managed to figure out his evil plans, and arrive in time to save you...

Gyro ManGyro: ...and then get caught in his devious trap as well...

Charge ManCharge: ...Conveniently the police turned up just in time...

Stone ManStone: The police?! Wait a minute- Suddenly this all sounds a little bit too convenient...

Crystal ManCrystal: Shut it! You do want to get out of this ridiculous plot strand, don't you?

Stone ManStone: Uh, yeah. Er.. I am so glad that we just happened to find an abandoned warehouse to hide the bodies in.

Star ManStar: Ye-es. And that we realised Gimmick was Dark Man in disguise.

Gyro ManGyro: Really? Wow, that sure had me fooled...

Napalm ManNapalm: Yeah! And then we managed to find a map to the real location of the Scooby-Doo film set...

Gravity ManGravity (frowning): ...And then we unfortunately lost the map...

Napalm ManNapalm: ...And then found it again, and we're on our way there now...

Crystal ManCrystal (innocently): ...But the map got burnt...

Star ManStar: They've probably finished filming by now anyway.

Charge ManCharge: ...And then we met Wave Man, the missing member of our team...

Wave ManWave Man: Hi!

Stone ManStone: Um... And then we found a lear-jet...

Star ManStar: Nice try.

And that pretty much sums things up. SO, having wasted yet another perfectly crafted plot, the team decides a holiday is in order...

Gyro ManGyro: Okay, we have no money, no headquarters, no transport, and no coke machine... Lets go on holiday!

Stone ManStone: Hmm... the helicopter has a point. Where should we go?

Charge ManCharge: I know! How about Afghanistan?

Star ManStar: Um... NO.

Wave ManWave: I know where we can go!

Napalm ManNapalm: Where's that, buddy?

ShrimpWave ManShrimpWave: UNDER THE SEA!

FishFish: Under da sea!

CrabCrab: Da-da-doo!

FishFish: Under da sea!

Crystal ManCrystal: Why, oh why didn't I see that coming...

Bubble ManBubble Man: Nobody hurries, we all eat curries- Under da sea!

Gravity ManGravity: Yes, yes, I think we get the picture.

Wave ManWave: UNDER THE SEA!

Star ManStar: That's ENOUGH, Wave Man!

Wave ManWave (sheepishly): Er, Sorry.

Gyro ManGyro: Let's go somewhere high up in the clouds.

Crystal ManCrystal: What is it again? Take the first star to the right and carry on until morning... Something like that anyway.

Stone ManStone: Never Land, the home of Peter Pan!

Gyro ManGyro: Ha ha, very funny. Aren't we all SO very witty today. Besides everyone knows that Peter Pan was bought out by Disney.

Bubble ManBubble: Um. I'll just go now. (leaves)

Star ManStar: Oh... we thought you already had.

Charge ManCharge (looking at a poster): I reckon we should go to this Circus.

Gravity ManGravity (reads): "The Fantastical Bros. Circus: FUN FUN FUN! All the FUN of the fair! Have a FUN ride! See a FUN show! Be amazed by our sideshow! See the amazing bearded lady! Marvel at our FUNgal infections! Lots of FUN! Ride the animals! Did we mention FUN?! (Owner and Proprieter- Mr D. Arkman)"

Napalm ManNapalm: Hmm... That sounds like FUN.

Crystal ManCrystal: Wait a minute- Mr D. Arkman... doesn't that sound a little bit suspicious?

Stone ManStone: No. Why?

Crystal ManCrystal: Uh, don't worry. What's the address?

Gravity ManGravity (reads): "34 Notatrap road, Creepyville." Hmm.. that's not far from here.

Charge ManCharge: Okay, you've convinced me. Lets go.

Soon enough the team find themselves at the entrance to a vacant lot

Star ManStar: Well, this is the address, but there doesn't seem to be anything here.

Gyro ManGyro: Hmm. Let's ask that suspicious looking old man over there.

Badly disguised ArchSuspicious looking old man: Hello there. How may I help you?

Stone ManStone: Um, we're looking for the circus. Do you...

Badly disguised ArchSuspicious looking old man: Why, it's right over there. (points)

And sure enough, there is the circus- complete with rides and cheery music

Crystal ManCrystal: Wha?! But there was nothing there just a minute ago-

Star ManStar: That old man looked mighty familiar... Huh? He's gone!

Wave ManWave: Who cares! Let's go and have some FUN!

Napalm ManNapalm: I want to see the bearded lady!

Charge ManCharge: I want to get some fairy floss!

Gravity ManGravity: Remember to clean your teeth afterwards!

And so the now complete team venture off into the circus fairground...

Who knows what they will find? What they will do? And who they will meet? Find out next episode!



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