We left the team faced with a 'Mega' problem...
Star: It's- it's-
Everyone: MEGA MAN!!!
Mega Man: Yes, fortunately it is the real me, this time. Or else
you may have been in big trouble... There is only one who could
possibly be such a convincing imposter-
Star: No! You don't
mean-
Napalm: It can't be!
Gyro: But I thought...
Charge: Who are you talking about?
Dark Man: ME! HAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE
MASTERMINDED THIS WHOLE SCHEME!!!
Star: Oh no!
Dark Man: Yes! you failed me last
time, Star Man! I WANT REVENGE!
Crystal: Uh-oh.
Dark Man: You may leave now, Mega
Man. This battle does not concern you.
Mega Man: Okay then...Wait! No! Even if you guys tried to kill me, I can't
let you be destroyed!
Gyro: Oh, thank goodness!
Dark Man: Ha ha! Your petty heroics
can't save them now, Mega Man! You're too late!
Stone: I HAPPEN TO LIKE
BEING LATE!
Everyone: Stone Man!!!
Stone: Yes, and I've
brought my gun! So surrender, Dark Bastard!
Dark Man: NO! Never! I am far too
powerful!!
Mega Man: Look, you fool- I beat you single-handedly last time, and now you're
out-numbered 8 to 1!
Dark Man: Yes, But I have been
upgraded and improved...
Star: So?
Dark Man: I bet you'd never fight me
if I looked like...
FLASH!
Dark Man: THIS!!
Mega Man: Dr Light?
Napalm: No! Snap out of it, Mega
Man! It's just a trick!
Mega Man: But! But- I could never attack him like this! It's against my
programming!
Dark Man: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Now I shall destroy you all!
Crystal: No- We
can't let you!
Star: Mega Man is
right- All robots are programmed never to attack humans! We can't
attack him!
Dr Light: BUT I CAN!
Dark Man: Dr Light!
Dr Light: No-one does bad
impersonations of me and lives!
Mega Man: (gulp)
Dr Light: Okay men!
ATTACK!!
Stone: YAAAHHH!!!!
BANG!! CRASH!! KAPOW!! WALLOP!! ETC!!
Dark Man: ...Okay! I give
in already!!
Stone: Well, aren't you
guys gonna join in? (BLAM!)
Star: Uh.. no, We're
not sadists... By the way, I think he's destroyed now...
Dark Man: Arg! Yo^u heVe
ru-iNed mY higHLy edVanCed...hIgHly ed^aNced... hiGhlY eDvaNced... (ZZZTT!!)
Later on, when all the mess is cleaned up, everyone returns to Dr Light's lab
Star: Thank you,
Dr Light. Without you we would surely all be destroyed.
Dr Light: Let that be a warning to you all.
Charge: That evil never prevails?
Dr Light: No- Not to impersonate me when you think I'm not looking!
Mega Man: (gulp)
Napalm: Doc, now that you know we
have turned from our old evil ways, what should we do?
Dr Light: You should get the hell out of my lab! It's almost time to watch
Scooby Doo!
Crystal: Oh, I
forgot! Mega Man- I have something for you.
Mega Man: A present?
Crystal: Well kind
of... (hands over a video-tape)
Mega Man: Roll loves these things... personally I never found much time for
them myself...
Star: In that
case, you can consider it payment for the van-cleaning that Roll
did for us...
Stone: Oh yeah... the van...
Gravity: Don't
worry, Stone Man. We explained to Star about the van, and he's
not angry with us.
Stone: Phew!
Gravity: We told
him it was all your fault.
Stone (transforming): Uh,
see you guys later...
The team arrive back home, to find it in a complete mess...
Star: What!! What
have you guys been doing here? It looks like someones had a long
party!!
All: Uh... yeah, well...
Star: I'm going
to go and watch TV, and I expect this place to be spotless by the
time Scooby Doo is finished!
Gyro: But!
Star: No buts!
Goodnight!
All: (grumble, grumble)
Later on that evening, at Dr Light's Lab:
Dr Light: Rock! Where are you!!
Mega Man: I was just going to watch this video.
Dr Light: Tidy up this pile of stones first.
Mega Man: Aw! But that's Roll's job!
Dr Light: No buts! Goodnight! (walks out)
Mega Man: (grumble, grumble)
Stone (transforming): Have they gone yet?
Mega Man: Oh, bro- It's you. Cool. That means I can watch this video. Wanna
join me?
Stone: Er... Not really, I'm kind of running late...and besides... I
think I've seen that one before...(runs out)
Mega Man: Oh well, suit yourself. (puts on video)
TV:"Voice: YES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL THE PAIN MEGA MAN!!! ETERNAL PAIN!!!"
Mega Man: What the hell is this crap? Is this a joke?
TV:"Mega Man: AARRGGHHHH!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!"
Mega Man: WHAT?!!!!!