Darkman's Robot Warriors

DRW starring in:
"A little more Action: Part Three"

By Stone Man

We left the team faced with a 'Mega' problem...

Star ManStar: It's- it's-

Star ManGyro ManNapalm ManCrystal ManCharge ManGravity ManEveryone: MEGA MAN!!!

Mega ManMega Man: Yes, fortunately it is the real me, this time. Or else you may have been in big trouble... There is only one who could possibly be such a convincing imposter-

Star ManStar: No! You don't mean-

Napalm ManNapalm: It can't be!

Gyro ManGyro: But I thought...

Charge ManCharge: Who are you talking about?


Star ManStar: Oh no!

Dark ManDark Man: Yes! you failed me last time, Star Man! I WANT REVENGE!

Crystal ManCrystal: Uh-oh.

Dark ManDark Man: You may leave now, Mega Man. This battle does not concern you.

Mega ManMega Man: Okay then...Wait! No! Even if you guys tried to kill me, I can't let you be destroyed!

Gyro ManGyro: Oh, thank goodness!

Dark ManDark Man: Ha ha! Your petty heroics can't save them now, Mega Man! You're too late!


Star ManGyro ManNapalm ManCrystal ManCharge ManGravity ManMega ManDark ManEveryone: Stone Man!!!

Stone ManStone: Yes, and I've brought my gun! So surrender, Dark Bastard!

Dark ManDark Man: NO! Never! I am far too powerful!!

Mega ManMega Man: Look, you fool- I beat you single-handedly last time, and now you're out-numbered 8 to 1!

Dark ManDark Man: Yes, But I have been upgraded and improved...

Star ManStar: So?

Dark ManDark Man: I bet you'd never fight me if I looked like...


Dark ManDark Man: THIS!!

Mega ManMega Man: Dr Light?

Napalm ManNapalm: No! Snap out of it, Mega Man! It's just a trick!

Mega ManMega Man: But! But- I could never attack him like this! It's against my programming!

Dark ManDark Man: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Now I shall destroy you all!

Crystal ManCrystal: No- We can't let you!

Star ManStar: Mega Man is right- All robots are programmed never to attack humans! We can't attack him!

Dr LightDr Light: BUT I CAN!

Dark ManDark Man: Dr Light!

Dr LightDr Light: No-one does bad impersonations of me and lives!

Mega ManMega Man: (gulp)

Dr LightDr Light: Okay men! ATTACK!!

Stone ManStone: YAAAHHH!!!!


Dark ManDark Man: ...Okay! I give in already!!

Stone ManStone: Well, aren't you guys gonna join in? (BLAM!)

Star ManStar: Uh.. no, We're not sadists... By the way, I think he's destroyed now...

Dark ManDark Man: Arg! Yo^u heVe ru-iNed mY higHLy edVanCed...hIgHly ed^aNced... hiGhlY eDvaNced... (ZZZTT!!)

Later on, when all the mess is cleaned up, everyone returns to Dr Light's lab

Star ManStar: Thank you, Dr Light. Without you we would surely all be destroyed.

Dr LightDr Light: Let that be a warning to you all.

Charge ManCharge: That evil never prevails?

Dr LightDr Light: No- Not to impersonate me when you think I'm not looking!

Mega ManMega Man: (gulp)

Napalm ManNapalm: Doc, now that you know we have turned from our old evil ways, what should we do?

Dr LightDr Light: You should get the hell out of my lab! It's almost time to watch Scooby Doo!

Crystal ManCrystal: Oh, I forgot! Mega Man- I have something for you.

Mega ManMega Man: A present?

Crystal ManCrystal: Well kind of... (hands over a video-tape)

Mega ManMega Man: Roll loves these things... personally I never found much time for them myself...

Star ManStar: In that case, you can consider it payment for the van-cleaning that Roll did for us...

Stone ManStone: Oh yeah... the van...

Gravity ManGravity: Don't worry, Stone Man. We explained to Star about the van, and he's not angry with us.

Stone ManStone: Phew!

Gravity ManGravity: We told him it was all your fault.

Stone ManStone (transforming): Uh, see you guys later...

The team arrive back home, to find it in a complete mess...

Star ManStar: What!! What have you guys been doing here? It looks like someones had a long party!!

Gyro ManNapalm ManCrystal ManCharge ManGravity ManAll: Uh... yeah, well...

Star ManStar: I'm going to go and watch TV, and I expect this place to be spotless by the time Scooby Doo is finished!

Gyro ManGyro: But!

Star ManStar: No buts! Goodnight!

Gyro ManNapalm ManCrystal ManCharge ManGravity ManAll: (grumble, grumble)

Later on that evening, at Dr Light's Lab:

Dr LightDr Light: Rock! Where are you!!

Mega ManMega Man: I was just going to watch this video.

Dr LightDr Light: Tidy up this pile of stones first.

Mega ManMega Man: Aw! But that's Roll's job!

Dr LightDr Light: No buts! Goodnight! (walks out)

Mega ManMega Man: (grumble, grumble)

Stone ManStone (transforming): Have they gone yet?

Mega ManMega Man: Oh, bro- It's you. Cool. That means I can watch this video. Wanna join me?

Stone ManStone: Er... Not really, I'm kind of running late...and besides... I think I've seen that one before...(runs out)

Mega ManMega Man: Oh well, suit yourself. (puts on video)


Mega ManMega Man: What the hell is this crap? Is this a joke?

TV:"Mega ManMega Man: AARRGGHHHH!!!!! MY HEAD!!!!"

Mega ManMega Man: WHAT?!!!!!



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