Morning... Everyone is just waking up...

Star: YAWN! YAWN!! YAWN!! YAWN-YAWN!!

Crystal: SHUT UP AND SLEEP!!!

Napalm: Huh, Wha?

Crystal: Nothing. Star was just yawning in his sleep.

Gravity: Okay guys- Gimmick has made us a nice breakfast, so we should all get up.

Napalm: Breafast? Great!

Charge: You told me there was no food left!

Gyro: Hmm...

The door opens, and in walks Stone Man

Stone: Hey everyone! Isn't it a lovely morning? I just went for a short walk before breakfast.

Charge: I wonder what's for breakfast... WHAT?!!

Gravity: Calm down. I think the breakfast is probably under the dead rat.

Stone (looking closer): Nope. Looks like it is the dead rat. Who wants the head?

Napalm: Can I have the legs?

Telephone: "RING-RING!"

Star: Gah... Someone else answer it...

Crystal (to phone): Hello, DRW, Crystal Man speaking.

Telephone (voice): "Have you noticed yet?"

Crystal (to phone): Um... Who is this?

Telephone (voice): "You haven't noticed?!"

Crystal (to phone): Listen, what number where you trying to reach?

Telephone (voice): "I can't believe this. It's your Arch Nemesis, Dammit! I'm attacking the city!!" (hangs up)

Gyro: Who was it?

Star: Okay, I'm awake now.

Crystal: Looks like we haven't got time for breakfast, fellas- Arch is attacking the city!

Napalm: Arch? How did he get our phone number?

Charge: Well, I'm not going to eat that rat, so LET'S GO!!

Star: What the hell, lets go and stop the little moron.

And so our heroes are called out on a mission of not quite utmost importance...

Stone: I don't mind walking... But we really need to get a car...

Gyro: You said it, buddy. We're the only team without some nifty form of instant transport.

Star: Yeah, yeah, I know... Instant transport... Man, I could use a hard drink...

Gyro: Star, your idea of a hard drink is orange juice.

Gravity: Look- there he is!

Arch: MWAHAHAHA!!! You'll never stop me this time!

Napalm: Oh yeah? And why is that?

Crystal: Arch, we always stop you.

Arch: I have a new super weapon! It's called a...PAINT GUN!! HAHAHA!!!

Star: What are you intending to do with a paint gun?

Charge: You're even stupider than we thought you were!

Arch: But you don't understand- this paint gun is filled with...

Gravity: Hydrochloric Acid?

Stone: Super Glue?

Napalm: Peanut butter?

Arch: No... Something far worse...

Charge: Yellow paint?

Arch: HAHA, no- it is filled with... YELLOW PAINT!!! MWHAHAHA!!!

Charge: I said that!

Crystal: Yellow paint?

Arch: Yes! Observe... I aim at this innocent pedestrian... and BLAM!!!

Gyro: She's become blonde!!

Arch: Exactly. And I will now make everyone in the city blonde, forcing them to bow to my demands!

Star: What a fiendish plan!

Arch: And you can't stop me! But now I must be away... I won't let you get bored though- GEORGO!

Georgo: YES, SIR?

Arch: DESTROY them!! Hehe, see you later, Darkman's Baby Warriors! HAHAHA!!! HAHA!! (runs off)

Georgo: DIE PIP-SQUEAKS!

Crystal: Wow! Our first real fight!

Georgo picks up Crystal Man, and throws him against a wall

Gyro: Ouch... that must have hurt... Take this, fatso! Launches a barrage of Gyro Blades at Georgo

Star (putting up a Star Crash barrier): Nobody attacks my team!!

The Gyro Blades deflect mostly harmlessly off Georgo- scratching the paintwork somewhat

Georgo: RAAH!! SOON YOU DIE!!

Stone: POWER STONES!! Fires two power stones

Star: Watch out Stone!

One of the power stones hits Star Man, not harming him, but destroying his protective Barrier

...The other slams into Georgo, putting a large dent in his armour

Napalm: Napalm bombs, ahoy! Fires two napalm bombs at Georgo

Crystal: Feel the sting of the Crystal Eye, you oversized oaf! Creates a Crystal eye

The napalm explosions knock Georgo to his knees- causing the Crystal Eye to pass over his head...

...And collide with a wall, sending bouncing shards of crystal all over the place!

Napalm: Agh! Crystal Man!!

Charge: They're his weakness! Hold on, Napalm- I'll charge and knock Georgo into oblivion!!

As Charge Man runs forward at a hefty pace, he suddenly finds himself floating in mid-air, as do the others...

Gravity: I fail to see the gravity of the situation...

Georgo: WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?! DEATH TO YOU ALL!!!

Everybody, and all the bouncing crystals, drop to the ground, creating a simultaneous "Ooof!" from all...

...Except for Gravity Man of course, and Star Man, who is used to strange gravity...

...And Stone Man who simply becomes a pile of rubble...

Gyro: OWW!!! YOU MORON!!

Gravity: Oh! I forgot about your weakness Gyro! I'm sorry!!

Gyro: Next time you forget, I'll send you a little propellor present... right up the-

Stone: YAAH!! DIE YOU BIG PINK TRASH BUCKET!! Tackles Georgo and pounds him with his fists

Star: Surrender now! Kicks Georgo in the head- 'KLUNK!'

Georgo: ...I'm outta here! Limps away as fast as he can

Stone: Yeah! That's why we're Robot Masters, and you're just a mid-level baddie!

Star: Right! Now to find Arch, and stop him!

Crystal: We'll just follow the trail of blondes...

So the team follow the trail, eventually finding themselves at...

Gyro: Tracy's Hair Salon?

Star: This would seem an appropriate place.

Napalm: Then lets go in and get that S of a B!

They enter the Salon, prepared for the worst, and finding the first room empty, continue through the building until...

Arch: Drat! I guess this means you defeated my robot!

Star: Yes, And now we will defeat you. Give up Arch, we have stopped you again.

Arch: It's not that simple, fool! You may have found me, but half the city is already blonde! You're too late!

Stone: I happen to like being late!

...Well, That line seemed to work better last time...

Gravity: I'll just fill the paint gun with a universal solvent, and we can remove the blondeness.

Arch: Nice plan... One problem- I have the gun! 'BLAM!!'

Gravity: Has anyone got a hairbrush?

Napalm: NO!! You made Gravity Man blonde!!

Gyro: You are one sadistic bas... NO! Don't aim that infernal weapon at me!!

Arch: Surrender now! In a few hours I will rule the city!!

Stone: Even if you do defeat us, you'll never rule the city- There are plenty of other teams to stop you!

Crystal: Like the Sinister Six, or the Mechanical Maniacs, or Cossacks Creations, or-

Arch: Hah! Don't you even know? Those other teams don't really exist! They are just myths- Like democracy!

Star: No! This cannot be! Pulls out a mobile phone and quickly dials...

Gauntlet (On Phone): Hello, Mechanical Maniacs, Gauntlet speaking.

Star: Do you exist?

Gauntlet (On Phone): What?

Star (hangs up): See! They do exist!

Arch: Bah! I'm sick of this- Eat paint, Blondie! 'click'

Gyro: Haha! You're out of ammo, munchkin!

Arch: Actually, I've got loads left- I just did that for dramatic effect. Now- 'BLAM BLAM BLAMMITY BLAM!!'

After the dust (or paint) settles...

Gravity: More Blondies!

Napalm: No- I'm not blonde.

Crystal: Me Neither.

Arch: Blondes rock!

Gyro: Phew! It worked.

Charge: Well, it obviously didn't- None of us are blonde.

Gyro: No actually, I meant how I blew the paint back at Arch with my propellor.

Star: I thought I protected us with my Star Crash!

Stone: No- It was me, I knocked the gun around just as it was about to fire.

Crystal: Actually, I blocked the gun barrel with a small crystal, causing the gun to backfire.

Gyro: It was me! You guys are just jealous!

Stone: Jealous? Of you? Ha!

And so amidst their arguments the team have saved the city ... But they are still as poor as church mice. Will they ever pay off their debts?

THE END

Gravity: How long does this stuff take to wear off?

Arch: Who cares, lets go and party!