The team are adventuring through a cabbage patch (sorry, I couldn't fit 'patch' in the title)

Star: Look, look! A rare East Mongolian CheeseMonkey...

Crystal: Is it dangerous?

Gyro: The cheese, or the monkey?

Gravity: Lets stop asking questions ,and kill it! It's quite obvious it's evil, it has 'I am jolly evil' written all over it.

Gyro: No it hasn't...

Gravity: Yes it has, so shut...

Gyro: I bet your gay.

Everyone (but Gravity): HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Star: Look, it has buggered off...

Stone: Never mind, it was gay anyway...

Everyone (but Gravity): YEAH, 'SURPOSE...

Gravity: There's nothing wrong with gays.............................. I don't believe it, they've all scarpered.........nevermind, I'll just go and look for that monkey...

(Meanwhile...)

Crystal: Good, he's gone...

Stone: I knew there was something dodgey about him...

Gyro: But I never would have thought he was a...er...'Backyard Gardener', a 'Fudge Packe..'

Star: Stop! Stop. That's is enough, I will not hear you talking about gays like that...

Everyone (but Gravity, coz he's gay): AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stone: Gays, gays. Opps! I mean, Guys, guys....listen, we can't let the readers think we are homophobic, our society states that for tolerence to...blar blar blar zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Everyone (but Gravity, coz he is inclined to prefer men to women, which is absolutely fine by everybody...): Yeah, he's right... Lets go and kill some cabbages!!!

(The End)

Charge: Oh dear, that wasn't a cabbage, that was Gravity....