By C.M. Rich (Magnetman)
We've got nothin' else to do, so we approach the little guy. I'm
guessin' he's not gonna be much help in the answers department,
bein' that he's standing atop what used to be a ten story tall
apartment complex. It'd sure be a shame if people were still in
it when whatever squashed it.squashed it.
I look at the guy, who's shorter than my "massive"
five-foot-ten frame. He's wearin' a black shawl of some kind
that covers everything but his head and feet, which are wearin'
some black and red shoes with chromed-out square things. His
head's wearin' a helmet that, I swear ta God, looks like
somethin' outta the Guyver. No, not MacGuyver. Just "Guyver",
y'know? Dammit, nevermind.
Before either of us can say anything that would surely
make Ultraman here cry, he sticks out his hand, which is just as
dumb looking as his shoes, and Hardy goes bye-bye.
No, seriously- he made HARDMAN friggin' FLY across the
street, through a building, by sticking out his hand. About that
time, I said something clever like "oh shit" and waited for my
turn.
Which didn't come. At least not yet. Even though his
eyes were hidden behind a visor, I could tell he was lookin' me
over, sizin' me up. He doesn't want to just make me fly like my
big pal- he's itchin' for a brutal, long fight. This guy came
here to fight me, and me alone. I've been in enough stare downs
in my lifetime to be able to tell the difference.
Hard stumbles out of the office building behind me, and
is obviously more than a little shocked, a little annoyed at
being tossed around like a cow inna tornado. Like a freight
train, Hardy's chargin' towards New Friend No. 2 of the night,
more than likely with the intention of crushin' him into tar.
It doesn't happen. Hardy runs right into some sort of
invisible wall that's behind my back a few yards, gets engulfed
in pain, and thrown back into the office building. It's a neat
trick I've seen before, and the only one I know of that could do
that ta' big blue.
"Electromagnetic shield.", I name it. "Guyver" nods
once, slowly.
Goddamn son of a bitch. See, this was a huge problem,
and not for me. Probably Hard's one and only weakness was, you
guessed it, magnetism. That huge metal frame of his just begs to
be schooled by magnetism, which can get inside of his armor and
shake his guts up from the inside out. It's happened to me a few
times, and it's not a pretty feeling. It hurts Hardman much
worse, though.
Guess this guy really is gettin' his mano-a-mano brawl
afterall.
"Hard, you still with me?", I shout behind me towards
the building my favorite bartender is hopefully not taking a nap
in.
"Yeah.", he shouts, a little bit weaker than usual.
That jolt musta fucked him up bad.
"I'll deal with this guy. You look for Smiley,
alright?"
".Alright.", he says after eyeballin' me for a bit,
knowin' I'm tryin' to keep him away from our new friend for his
own sake.
The big trooper gives me a final look and stumbles off
to look for the bastard that started this mess, leavin' me to
play with my new pal.
"You're not like 'Smiley', junior. I can tell- this is
personal, ain't it?"
Again, he gives me the slow nod.
I'll say it here and now before goin' any further- I've
made my fair share of enemies, both before and after joinin' the
S6. I was messin' up criminal lives long before becomin' Bombman,
so it's no surprise ta me that I'd eventually run into a few old
friends along the way. That's just the way it is, I suppose. The
cost a' doin' good.
I decide to make the first move once Hardy's out of
A pair of softball-sized spheres appear in my hands, ready to be
lobbed. I decide to go for the direct approach to see what this
guy is all about.
He dodges. Good thing for him, considering my bombs aren't
metal- if he tried ta grab 'em with his powers he'd have been
killed right away. Then it'd be a real let down. He's fast, too.
Before the bombs even hit the ground where he was standin', he's
almost right in front of me.
I get my arms up to block a high kick. In a flash, he
rebounds and sweeps me, causing me to land hard on my shoulder
and back. He doesn't waste any time with the follow up, either,
as he's right above me with a knee aimed at my sternum. I catch
him by the knee and slam him off to my right side.
He keeps rollin' through the throw, rather than taking
it at full force. It's definitely not the first time he's been
in a fight. I'm actually glad at this point- most of the dorks
I've fought as Bombman rely on their powers only and all have
glass jaws. I can't tell you how hard I had Waveman of the fake
S6 blubberin' one day with just a little love tap to the chin.
He's up on his feet before me but stands his ground.
He's got both of his arms in front of him, ready to go. Seems
like he's starting to take me seriously now. That, or he's
trying to use his magnetic mumbo jumbo on me and toss me around
like my big blue pal.
I can feel it now. He's yankin' on my body, my tin
bones tinglin' a bit. What most people don't know about
Bombman's build is that his armor's actually soft. Now, you
might ask, "Why is Bombman's armor soft?", which'll make me
explain that it absorbs explosions better. My whole outer shell
is like a big shock absorber, designed to disperse energy,
rather than try and take a blast at full force with no
flexibility. I have no idea what my outer covering is made of,
but it ain't metal. My buddy here is findin' that out right now.
It doesn't take him long to figure out what's up, so he
bails on the idea of tossin' me around. Good thing he seems to
be new at this magnetic sctick, otherwise he'da realized he
could grab my skeleton instead a' my outer armor. I'm not about
to wait for his next trick, so I whip up another set of bombs
and get to lobbin'. Needless to say, I'm a bit surprised when I
see my bombs ricochet off of him and explode a few yards away.
That's weird as hell, considering I didn't change anything about
'em from the last time.
Man, this guy's full of neat tricks. I can see how he
did it now- he's got some kind of black dust swirlin' around
him, actin' as a different kind of shield. The dust whips around
him for a few more seconds, as if to show me what it can do,
then comes after me. It goes low first, plowin' into the rubble
at my feet as I jump to the side. Whatever it is, it's pretty
damn powerful, as it smashes through the wreckage with ease. I'm
not exactly anxious to see what it would do to me.
It's back after me now, nippin' at my heels as I run
towards Mr. Guyver. I jump over him as he just stands there, not
movin' a muscle. My plan backfires, as his black dust of doom
harmlessly flows over his body like water. I try whippin' a bomb
while his back is to me, but the dark stream snatches it and
carries it along for the ride, blowing up almost in my face.
I'm blinded for a few seconds as the dust smashes into
my chest, crushing me against a wall. It keeps goin', keeps
tryin' to erode my body like a natural force. I don't have much
of a choice, so I detonate a bomb right in front of me,
scattering the dust.
I fall out of the fresh hole in the wall, more than a
little winded by nearly having the life crushed out of me. It's
about this time that I realize things aren't goin' as well as I
had hoped.
For whatever reason, my enemy recalls his swarm. I
don't know why, but he seems to want to keep this fight from
ending too soon- he could have kept after me with that swarm and
killed me in due time, unless I had thought of something.
No.He's enjoyin' this. That cold feelin' in my stomach grows a
bit more.
He charges me again, this time with a straight punch.
Well, to his credit, it's a hell of a punch. I don't know what
he did, but his fist moved a lot faster than it should have. And
with a lot more force, too. I get out of the way by a hair's
width as his fist absolutely decimates the wall. In a rare
athletic move, I roll over him while he's hunched over his fist,
back to back, land on his other side, and smash my knee into his
extended elbow.
It's about time I land a clean hit on him. He shouts
from behind his helmet- the first time I hear his voice- and
grab his arm. He surges his power real quick, creating a bit of
a magnetic wall of force to knock me back in an effort to buy
himself some time to recover.
I take advantage of the rest time, cause I'm still a
bit woozy from the dust swarm attack a few seconds ago. He's
shakin' his arm, tryin' to knock the ache out of it while I
re-collect the air into my lungs. Or whatever a Robot Master has
instead of lungs.
My pal seems to be taking this even more seriously now,
as he tears his midnight black serape from his body. Something I
obviously suspected from the start was confirmed as soon as he
"Magnetman, huh.", I state. I don't get a reply, but its pretty
obvious at this point. The outfit is different, but it's still
recognizable without the cloak. Makes sense, bein' that the
other Mechs recently got a big upgrade and are sportin' fancy
new armor. His powers are a hell of a lot stronger than the last
time I saw Mags, whom by now I assume is either under someone's
control, or has just gone nuts. Hey, it happens every now and
then. I'm just wonderin' what the hell I did to him to make him
so pissed off at me.
Mags straightens himself upright and clasps his fist
shut a few times, testin' it. I've just about caught my breath
when he starts the fight again, shootin' somethin' out of his
left arm. I'm not sure if its his Magnet Missile or what, but it
tears into my side. The fact that it didn't explode tells me it
wasn't his missile, but it sure as hell shredded me up bad. It
seemed more like a bullet than a missile.
Mags is right in front of me faster than I can keep up,
and takes me down in one quick, almost effortless move. He hits
me in the back of the head as I'm fallin' down, causin' me to
land harder on my chin. During the fall, my arm shot out from
behind me, which he grabs, nails with a nasty kick, and then
kicks me right in the side that was hit by his previous attack.
I'm inna world of hurt now. I may be a robot, a very
human lookin' robot, but I can still feel pain. And right now,
I'm feelin' it pretty bad. I'm on the ground, holdin' my side
with my good arm as my injured one just kinda lays there, almost
lifeless. Somethin' in it is broken or jammed up pretty bad,
that's for sure. My fingers are barely movin'. As I'm coughin',
the prick starts lightly kickin' my head- not to injure me, but
to taunt me and piss me off even more to get me to make another
mistake. I know this game.
I roll into a seated position as he backs away, slowly
walkin' circles around me like a lion eyin' a downed zebra. I
figure now's a good time to lose the raincoat I've been wearin'
since I left HQ and headed to Hard's Bar. I carefully peel it
away from my injured arm, discretely planting a small bomb in
the sleeve as I do so. In one quick motion, I ball up the coat
and toss it at Mags.
Its an old trick, but it caught him by surprise. He
instinctively catches it, and before he can really realize what
my plan is, the bomb goes off, and his upper half is engulfed in
a bright amber haze. It's a bit too bright for me, and I'm
forced to look away.
I blink a few times and rub the spots outta my eyes
before I look at Mags. I doubt he's dead, since the bomb wasn't
too big, but he sure as hell is feelin' it. Imagine my complete
"joy" when I see him still standing there, with his arms still
covering his masked face. At the very least, his hands are
seriously screwed up and missing most of their outer covering,
and his helmet and torso are also really damaged. He adjusts his
weight on his feet before attemptin' to stand upright again.
As he's standin' there, his helmet splits open, like an
onion peel. It folds backwards and pivots into a position on his
upper neck before closing back up- kinda like the way a Mexican
bandito would wear his sombrero around his neck when he wasn't
wearin' it on his head. Doc Light sure does design some weird
shit some days.
Then I realize who's under the helmet. I can tell just
by lookin' at his eyes, and it's really confirmed when he drops
his hands down.
".Of all people.", is all I can say. My heart's in my
throat now, and that cold feelin' in my stomach feels like
Alaska in January.
"I am glad you remembered me, Rich'-kun'. I remembered
you, obviously.", the guy rattles off in a thick Japanese
accent. His dull eyes are locked onto mine, and he has the most
grim look on his face, which has probably been there since the
fight began. Can't say I blame him.
"I never thought you'd ever get picked to be a Robot
Master. Small world.", I say.
"Small world? Hardly. It certainly didn't seem all that
small when I went through the trouble of tracking you down, only
to be turned away when I needed someone.", he argues. He's
probably the one person I know that's more bitter than I am.