Announcer's Voice: Roll up! Roll up! See the Fabulous Freaks!
Stone: Well, I would... but it's pitch black in here- I can't see
anything!
Announcer's Voice: Alright, alright... give me a minute...
The lights go on, revealing that the announcer is in fact...
Mega Man: Oh, hi Stone!
Stone: Mega Man? What are you doing here?
Mega Man: Its my new job- I ran away to join the circus!
Stone: Yeah, Dr Light did mention something about that...
Mega Man: What? Was he looking for me?
Stone: Uh yeah. Actively looking.
Mega Man: Sigh. I didn't know he cared. Anyway, I can't go back- I'm the
freak-show announcer now!
Stone: Right... So where are the freaks?
Mega Man: Here! Me!! I'm the freak!
Stone: ...(You don't say)...
Mega Man (grabbing
Stone's hand): And you too! You're a freak too!!
Gyro: Yeah, us too apparently.
Stone: Gyro, Napalm... Not much of a freak show, huh?
Napalm: Well, I
dunno- I saw a man with a funny toupee a while ago.
Mega Man: Don't you understand? Everybody is a freak in their own special
way! You must embrace your freakishness!!
Stone (calling
outside the tent): Hey, Doc! He's in here!
Dr Light (walking
in): Mega Man! Where have you been all this time? Come
back to the lab right away!
Mega Man: I can't! I refuse to be dominated now that I've discovered my
true inner-self! I am special- a special person!
Dr Light: You haven't been watching Oprah have you?
Mega Man: What special people watch is their own prerogative.
Dr Light (grabbing
Mega Man by the ear): You're coming with me young man. I
think you need your circuits re-wired! (drags Mega
Man off)
Mega Man's voice from outside: You won't break my spirit! I AM a freak! I will always be one!!
Gyro: Well that was entertaining.
Stone: Worth the admission fee on its own, I reckon.
Napalm: There was
no admission fee, Stone.
Gyro: Right. So what should we do
now?
Napalm: Now that
we've seen the hopeless sideshow...I wanna ride the Salami-coaster!
Stone: Salami-coaster it is then.
