Annihilation
[The NG's house, Carlos's room]
Carlos (thinking) : Man, I felt good after showing off my leadership skills, but now I feel like an ass after taking charge all of a sudden. (sigh) I need a vacation. (leaves his room with his PETs in hand)
Adrienne: Hey Carlos, thanks for taking care of Chikyuko.
Carlos: (Well, at least one of the other members appreciated what I did. Still feel down though) Hey, it's no trouble. I was happy to do that.
Adrienne: Oh, by the way, It's DarkLADY, not DarkMAN.
Carlos: (sweats) Sorry, my bad.
Adrienne: Oh lighten up, I'm kidding. She can switch for crying out loud. So what are you up to now?
Right now, I'm gonna take a vacation...
(Crescent City Airport)
Carlos: ...Say! (whips head to side) G-Fan! And it's the latest issue, too! (dashes to magazine shop)
[later, at the gate]
Employee: Sorry, but we can't allow PETs onboard.
Carlos: You must be mistaken here. I thought you can bring in PETs onboard!
Employee: But only if you have an Official-
Carlos: Licence? Sure do! (holds up PETs) As you can see here, both navis have official Vigilante licenses.
Employee: ...Okay, you can bring them along.
Carlos: Thanks.
Employee: No problem, sir. Enjoy your flight.
[Inside the airplane]
Carlos: Zzz... This is the life... Zzz...!
Stewardess: Do you want something to drink, sir?
Carlos: Hmmm, got any non-generic beer?
Stewardess: Well, the only beers that we have are Budweiser and Miller beers.
Carlos: Oh. Have any Mountain Dew?
Stewardess: The only sodas we have are Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and Root Beer.
Carlos: I'll take a coke.
Stewardess: Here's you coke sir. Enjoy the rest of your flight. (walks on)
Announcer: Well, there's going to be some delay for our trip to Hawaii, so we like to present your in-flight movie, King of Kings.
Carlos: (thinking) I like this film a lot more than 'The Passion.' (Another tidbit: Carlos is a big fan of classic films.)
(a figure in a red hawaiian shirt and khaki pants rises)
Figure: A delay, huh? Well, this plane's going down!
Carlos: Huh?
Yamatoman: Master Carlos, what should we do about this guy?
Naomi: I know what you're gonna do. Right, Oniichan?
Carlos: Yup. (gets out of his seat) Alright, Whacko! You're going down!
Figure: Well, allow me to introduce myself. May name is Jiro Kazami.
Carlos: Not to be confused with Kamen Rider V3's alter ego.
Kazami: Oh, a smartass!
Carlos: You can kiss it when I beat your ass.
Kazami: Give me your best shot!
Carlos: Daisharin Knuckle! (runs toward Kazami with his arm spinning)
Kazami: (gets hit) Gahh! (flies back) Not bad, but how about this? (shoots fire out of his index finger)
Carlos: (is on fire) Oh, the old Pycal bit!
Kazami: But how is this possible?
Carlos: I guess it must be the fireproof clothes I'm wearing. Now can someone put me out? (is splashed with water) Thanks.
Kazami: I see. So what? I can just burn away the cockpit door, and crash this damn thing into the Pacific! (walks by Carlos)
Carlos: (grabs Kazami) You think you can just waltz past me without a fight?
Kazami: Well then, prepare to meet the wrath of InfernoMan!
Carlos: Well guess what? YamatoMan.EXE, Naomi.EXE! Battle routine set!
Yamato, Naomi: Execute!
Kazami: This'll be so easy.
Yamatoman: So this is gonna be another routine battle, just like how we took care of Gaia.
Kazami: So it was you who defeated Gaia! Well, she's nothing compared to the wrath if InfernoMan!
Naomi: Aqua Missle! (shoots missle at InfernoMan)
Infernoman: (dodges) Hyaaa! MagmaCannon3!
Naomi: AntiFire! (trap is set before cannon is finished charging, so Infernoman is engulfed in a fiery explosion.)
Infernoman: YESSS!! Thank you! It's not often I get powered up by such a hot blast!
Yamatoman: ColdPunch! (InfernoMan doesn't budge)
Infernoman: I'm already too strong for that, I'm afraid. (swipes at Yamatoman with his torch-like arm)
Yamatoman: Aggh! (Is burned and thrown back)
Naomi: IceStage! (panels turn to ice) CannonBall! (smashes hole in the panel in front of InfernoMan)
Yamatoman: Kanketsusen! (is about to throw the bomb into the hole)
Infernoman: (Ice around him has already melted) AntiWater!
Kazami: That's it, InfernoMan! Keep them busy!
Yamato, Naomi: AquaBalloon!
Infernoman: Kazami, get me an elec chip, pronto!
Yamato, Naomi: Kanketsusen!
Infernoman: (dodges streams of water) Missed! (AntiWater is activated, and AquaBalloon absorbs the blow along with Yamato and Naomi) So, you wanna play rough, eh? FireBomb! (panels turn to oil, big bomb falls)
Naomi: ...X-Scanner! (scans bomb) Oniichan, don't use a fire attack!
Carlos: Hence, we used AquaBalloons.
Naomi: Right.
Yamatoman: Let's finish him off!
Infernoman: Not when I'm around! (charges arm) I'll blast you to smithereens before those balloons get here. (sarcastically) Thanks for the quick elec chip, Kazami, oh wait, I don't have one yet! Where the hell are you anyway?
Yamato, Naomi: Invis! (turn invisible as Infernoman shoots his FireBomb, igniting an immense inferno throughout the system)
Infernoman: These flames will last MUCH longer than your invisibilty! Spend the last moments of your pathetic lives revelling in the beauty of this eternal hellfire before it consumes you!
Yamato, Naomi: (dash toward InfernoMan) AquaBaloon! (blue balloons are slammed into InfernoMan's body)
Infernoman: Nooooo!!! (is deleted)
Kazami: ... See ya later, sucker! (opens up escape door, jumps out)
Carlos: (closes) ...
[Hawaii]
Carlos: (cruising down Hawaii in an Oldsmobile 73' Delta, singing]
Switch.. ON! 1! 2! 3!
A mighty electric circut
runs through his body...
Jiro, Change! Kikaida-a...
Dest-ro-y the robots of the Dark
Super Android Kikaida-a-a-a-a-a
Change! Change!
Go-go-go-gooooo!
Go-go-go!
(stops at a hotel, leaps out)
Carlos: (looks through checkin office) Oyaji again! He's seriously beginning to piss me off!
Manager: So, Mr. Zenigata, enjoy your stay.
Zenigata: Why thank you miss. (kisses manager's hand)
Manager: (socks Zenigata in the jaw) Just go to your room!
Zenigata: Okay, Mommy... (staggers out)
Carlos: ...I think I'll try another hotel...
(later)
Yamatoman: Master Carlos, a phonecall!
Joseph: This is Joseph McDamme again. Anyway, the SJR's just constructed a small task force known as the Getsumen Corps. It consists of four powerful navis. InfernoMan, PoseidenMan, BitMan, and Gaia.
Carlos: I've already taken care of InfernoMan and Gaia.
Joseph: Well, PoseidenMan's current location is in Hawaii. We just uncovered his secret plan to form a massive tsunami to sweep over the Pacific.
Carlos: Holy-!
Joseph: The location of the base is-ack!
Carlos: Joseph!
