Needleman
After Geminiman, the guide says to do Needleman's stage.
Which, except for some stupid traps, should be pretty easy if you don't run amok. Of course if you're cheating, it eases thing up a whole lot.
Meh.
"Mega-meh?"
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The worst trap in Needleman's stage is giant needles poking up from the ground. Look before you leap!
| Stage Enemies | |
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Dragonfly thing. |
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Canon ball. |
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The annoying slow Joe. |
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Stupid porcupine. Shoots needles. |
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Aw, who cares? Means nothing if yer cheating. |
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| *grumble grumble* |
The level really isn't too difficult. Just take out the cannons ........
If you don't cheat, just stay low until -
GAUNTLET!!!!
What now?
What have you done with the images!? These aren't from Megaman 3!!!
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| Take the easy way out! |
No shit, Sherlock! There images are from Megaman 2 for Gameboy!
Gauntlet ...... THIS is a MEGAMAN 3 GUIDE! Does that mean ANYTHING to you!?
Aw, who cares? Needleman is Needleman, right?
THAT'S NOT THE MEGA POINT!? And WHY do we NEED these images!?
Uh, well I kinda lost our other images, so I -
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| Stupid Joes.... |
You LOST them!?
You don't have to rub it in. Anyways, Megaman two gameboy works just as well. I bet no one will even notice the difference!
No one will .... THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE!!
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch. I'm trying to make the best out of a bad situation. Besides, all your games are the same.
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| AIR SHOOTER!? |
OH, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!
Oh, like it's some sort of secret. You walk, shoot things, charge up yer stupid gun -
THAT WAS IN MEGAMAN 4 FIRST! SEE!? IT CHANGES!
Listen, just shut up. Can I give our readers a tip? You've wasted all their time arguing over things we can't change. Let me just impart that Needleman's weakness is the Air Shooter. Just go in close while he's jumping and -
Air Shooter? AIR SHOOTER!? Even your BIO says it's GEMINI LAZER! Ge-Mi-Ni La-ZeR!
IS THERE A FREAKIN' GEMINI LAZER IN MEGAMAN 2 FOR GAMEBOY? NO? THEN SHUT IT!
But -
SHUT-IT!
